JenkinsJinkiesCwckiApplication.MOV
JenkinsJinkiesCwckiApplication.MOV was a video leaked on 8 August 2010. In the video we see Chris, standing in the bathroom at his local Goodwill with what appears to be his PaRappa shirt on his head.
History
In May 2010, Chris attempted to join the CWCki as "JenkinsJinkies". After he wrote the bizarre Coffee Place article, he was fooled into thinking he'd become a legendary troll and invited to join the "inner circle" at Trollin Train. As part of the application process, he was required to make a video stating why he hated Chris, mention some nefarious trollings he'd done, and pledge allegiance to Clyde Cash.
It should be noted that Chris apparently thought doing his Uncle Ruckus impression and putting a shirt on his head would be enough to convince trolls that he was a fourteen-year-old boy.
| JenkinsJinkiesCwckiApplication.MOV | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 8 August 2010 |
| Subject Matter |  Trolls
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| Performance Style |  Reason,  Crazy
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| Shirt |  The White Trash
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| Other |  Leaked
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| Chris on the making of this video | ||
Transcript
[disguised voice]
To - For Clyde Cash, and for everybody else on the CWCki... I hate Christian Weston Chandler because... he is a lazy slob, the money is wasted on him, he doesn't have to work for his money, damn that - damn him! And also, he is not friendly to us males! [voice breaking] He should be friendly to us males. It makes me- it really ticks me off. [Grunt]
Anyway, I have been trolling him... I sent a nice emails in the beginning when I started reading in- reading the comics, and then, uh, he did not reply, so then I sent him a load of curses, and then I pretended to be, you know, a whole bunch of other companies like Zack's [?] and such, obviously illegally but that's beside the point. Anyway, [raises right hand] I pledge my allegiance to Clyde Cash [lowers hand] and everybody else at the CWCki of [voice breaking] getting information on Christian Weston Chandler.
I'm sorry I have been taking so long to do this, but I was just getting settled in, into my new home across the street from his house. Black sheep of the family. They live in that house and they promise not to tell my family back up in Boston. But of course, you know also, I ha- I have uh trolled him, I found him over at the Burger King on the way back to Boston from South Virginia. As I have created the famous Burger King page.
Thanks very much; Clyde Cash, you rule.
[walks offscreen]