Cheerleader
Cheerleader is a video leaked on 25 February 2012 in which Chris acts as a cheerleader for Jackie, wearing a tank top and denim skirt. The video, for reasons unknown, appears to be sped up slightly faster than normal.
Video
| Cheerleader | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
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| Shirt | Yellow tank top |
Transcript
[Chris steps out, in tomgirl garb and pom poms. He does some awkward shakes of the pom poms and some knee-kicks.] Rah rah ree! Kick 'em in the knee! Rah rah rut! Kick 'em in the other knee!
[Chris unsuccessfully tries to spell 'KICK" with his body.]
[He doesn't even try to get the letters right in his movements anymore as he indulges in a series of kicks.]
J! A! C! K! I! E! Jackie! Who's that girl who can't be beat? Jackie! Jackie! Who's that girl who-- she's so sweet! Jackie! Jackie!
[Chris moves toward the camera, his mouth not moving, to reveal that he's either dubbed over his movements or he just can't render a video for shit.]
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