Christian Weston Chandler

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This article is about Christine himself...it is his article and nothing less! For the "Sonichu" character, see Christine Weston Chandler (comic character). For other uses, see Christine Weston Chandler (disambiguation).
"Christine" redirects here. For our hero's view on Christineity, see Christine and religion.
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Chandler Family
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Christine Weston Chandler
Birth Name Christopher Weston Chandler
Full Name Christine Chandler
Nicknames Christine-chan
Chris Chan
Ricardo Weston Chandler
CWC
Ian Brandon Anderson
Solid Chris
Junior Jenkins
Carlos Chantor
KookyDashy
Kaka Apple Chrissy
Christine Weston Chandler
Ht Wto Hd
Fat-Ass
Date of Birth 24 February 1982 (age 42)
Gender Male (1982–present)
Tomgirl (2011-present)
Unknown (2012-2014)
Tomgirl/Lesbian-Identified Male (2014-2015)
Female/Lesbian (2015-present)
Nationality American
Race White
Height Self reported 5'10" (1.78 m)[1][2]
Weight Self-reported 216 lbs. (98.2 kg)
Parents Bob (deceased)
Barbara
Education Piedmont Virginia Community College (CADD)
Occupation(s) Freelance comic book artist/writer/videogame designer (unpublished)
Wendy's employee (2001)
Cutco salesman (2003)
Male escort (2010, unpaid)
I am the high-functioning autistic person who was heavily emotionally damaged, artistic inspiration lost with paranoia, deception, blackmail and plain hurtful words from those bottom-feeding Trolls. I am the hand-drawing original creator of Sonichu, Rosechu and the city of Cwcville, Virginia, USA.
KookyDashy, aka Chris[3]

Christine Weston Chandler born on 24 February 1982, and currently Christine Weston Chandler) is a high-functioning adult autistic child, 33-year-old, former virgin with rage, of the infamous Sonichu, a crossover of Sonic the Hedgehog and Pikachu. Christine also stars alongside his original creations in his VERY OWN self-titled online comic book.

His adult life has been largely defined by his goal of developing his webcomic Sonichu into a hit media franchise and his Love Quest to obtain a "boyfriend-free, 18-[my current age]-year old, caring, smoke-free, non-alcoholic white girl" to make into a "sweetheart from the ground-up."

In late 2007, he became Internet-famous when he caught the attention of 4chan and Encyclopedia Dramatica. The initial fascination was spurred on by his willingness to wear a homemade Sonichu medallion in public, his childlike artwork featuring his unoriginal Sonic recolor, and his history of loitering in public places while literally holding up a sign asking women to talk to him. His reaction to the ensuing mockery led to even greater scrutiny of his life, revealing more disturbing facts about him.

Aliases

Christine Weston Chandler has a wide array of names he has given himself. In either case, he ONLY answers to "Christine" Unusually

  1. Match.com#Profile text
  2. The Hook Cafe#Characteristics
  3. Re: We've been found AND mocked horribly! :( - The Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia post where Chris reveals himself (archive from 4 Aug 2011)