My Half of A Whole New World for Kacey

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My Half of A Whole New World for Kacey is a video uploaded on 31 October 2009 by the impostor Ian Brandon Anderson where, in a vain assumption that a song challenge was directed at him and not at the real Chris, he attempts to sing the male part of the song "A Whole New World" as seen in Disney's Aladdin.

This video contains typical amounts of fail that are commonplace in Ian's music videos and you have now been warned, this video may cause bleeding of the ears and or eyes due lack of talent... of any kind.

The poorly-framed image of the animu girl is from How to Draw Manga, Volume 28: Couples. It's unknown at this time what Chris Ian stole from this particular book. A point of interest is the framing of the cover of the book, in which Ian has gone to great lengths to cut the male character from the view of his camera.

The original version of the song was also played in the background on Greetings to Kacey's folks video uploaded shortly afterwards on the same day.

Video

Chris owns at least one how-to-draw book, but aggressively ignores its instructions.

Transcript

I can show you the world
Shining, shimmering, splendid
Tell me princess, now when did you last
Let your heart decide

I can open your eyes
Take you wonder by wonder
Over sideways and under
On a magic carpet ride

A whole new world
A new fantastic point of view
No one to tell us no
Or where to go
Or say where only dreaming

[Jasmine heard in back ground due to the fact he did not choose the instrumental track]

A whole new world
A dazzling place I never knew
But when I'm way up here
It's crystal clear
That now I'm in a whole new world
With you

[Ian joins in] Now I'm in a whole new world with you

[Jasmine part again] Unbelievable sights
Indescribable feeling
Soaring, tumbling, free-wheeling
Through an endless diamond sky
A whole new world

[Ian] Don't you dare close your eyes
[Jasmine] A hundred thousand things to see
[Ian] Hold your breath it gets better
[Jasmine] I'm like a shooting star
I've come so far
I can't go back to where I used to be

[Ian] A whole new world
[???] [Together] I'll chase them everywhere
There's time to spare
Let me share this
Whole new world with you
[Ian] A whole new world
[Jasmine] A whole new world
[Ian] That's where we'll be
[Jasmine] That's where we'll be
[Ian] A thrilling chase
[Jasmine] A wondrous place
[Together] For you and me