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{{Quote|mom and dad's relatives gave us constant cold shoulders, thinking they're royalty, when really they're no better off.|Chris, 2011<ref>[[Gal Pal E-mails 3]]</ref>}}
{{Quote|mom and dad's relatives gave us constant cold shoulders, thinking they're royalty, when really they're no better off.|Chris, 2011<ref>[[LoveYouLongTime E-mails, 2011-2012]]</ref>}}
[[Image:Chris june2009 cousin wedding photo 1.jpg|thumb|right|It's a Chandler family reunion! From bottom left, clockwise: Uncle Raymond, Cousin Jon Carey, [[Christian]], [[Bob]], and everyone's favorite, [[Yawning Squirtle]].]]
[[Image:Chris june2009 cousin wedding photo 1.jpg|thumb|right|It's a Chandler family reunion! From bottom left, clockwise: Uncle Raymond, Cousin Jon Carey, [[Christian]], [[Bob]], and everyone's favorite, [[Yawning Squirtle]].]]
[[Chris]]'s family has many '''minor family members''' about whom not enough is known to constitute their own articles. The family members who do not reside at [[14 Branchland Court]] generally lead relatively normal lives. This article aims to chronicle said relatives mentioned by Chris directly or indirectly.
[[Chris]] has '''many family members''' whom he or his parents have mentioned but who are not important enough to constitute their own articles. Those who do not reside at [[14 Branchland Court]] generally lead relatively normal lives. Few of these relatives are still on speaking terms with Chris or [[Barb]], but many of them were a presence in Chris's earlier life. This article aims to chronicle all such relatives mentioned by Chris and his parents directly or indirectly.
 
Chris had little to no contact with his family members as of late and it's unlikely they want anything to do with him ever since his [[Affair with Mother |affair with his own mother]].


Long-deceased family members can be found on the [[Chandler Family Tree]].
Long-deceased family members can be found on the [[Chandler Family Tree]].
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===Patricia Chandler===
===Patricia Chandler===
[[File:patharley.png|right|thumb|150px|Patricia Harley, 1954]]
[[File:patharley.png|right|thumb|150px|Patricia Harley, 1954]]
'''Patricia Faye Harley''' (born 20 November 1935), is [[Bob Chandler]]'s first wife, a native Floridian and the mother of Drs. Carol and David.<ref name="BobObit">http://web.archive.org/web/20130211071324/http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/dailyprogress/obituary.aspx?n=robert-franklin-chandler&pid=153539600 (archive from 11 Feb 2013)</ref> She and Bob married at the respective ages of 20 and 29 on 29 September 1956 in Winston-Salem, North Carolina, and divorced on 28 January 1980 after a year-long separation. She was still alive at the time of Bob's death.
'''Patricia Faye Harley''' (born 20 November 1935), is [[Bob Chandler]]'s first wife, a native Floridian and the mother of Drs. Carol and Alan.<ref name="BobObit">http://web.archive.org/web/20130211071324/http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/dailyprogress/obituary.aspx?n=robert-franklin-chandler&pid=153539600 (archive from 11 Feb 2013)</ref> She and Bob married at the respective ages of 20 and 29 on 29 September 1956 at a Methodist church in Winston-Salem, North Carolina, and divorced on 28 January 1980 after a year-long separation. She was still alive at the time of Bob's death.


=== Carol Chandler ===
=== Alan Chandler ===
[[File:Carol Amiibo.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Carol [[Amiibo]].]]
[[Image:Davidchandler.jpg|right|thumb|Dr. David Alan Chandler.]]
'''Dr. Carol Suzanne Chandler''' (born 7 July 1969)<ref name="FamilyTreeTitle">[[:File:457-FamilyTreeTitle.JPG]]</ref> is Chris's half-sister and daughter of the late [[Bob Chandler]] and his first wife Patricia.
[[File:David Amiibo.jpg|right|thumb|150px|Alan as a [[Jerkop]], in Amiibo form.]]
'''Dr. David Alan Chandler''' (born 28 November 1961 in Roanoke, Virginia)<ref name="FamilyTreeTitle" /><ref>[http://www.healthgrades.com/physician/dr-david-chandler-x6gx6 Dr. David A. Chandler, MD - Mechanicsville, VA - Ophthalmology | Healthgrades.com]</ref> is an [[Wikipedia:ophthalmologist|ophthalmologist]] in [[Richmond]], Glen Allen and Mechanicsville, Virginia, son of [[Bob Chandler]] and Bob's ex-wife Patricia, and older half-brother to Chris. Both Bob and Chris call him by his middle name. Alan's wife's name is Kimberly.<ref name="BobObit" />


According to Chris, Carol is a Math "[[Chris and English#Spelling|Geinus]]" [sic] and "wiz."<ref>[[Chandler Family Tree]]</ref> She is known to have won the [[1980s#1988|1988]] Mathematics Department McShane Prize at the [[University of Virginia]].<ref>[http://web.archive.org/web/20121116162715/http://artsandsciences.virginia.edu/mathematics/newsevents/awards/index.html Department of Mathematics, University of Virginia] (archive from 16 Nov 2012)</ref> Carol attended [[Providence Middle School]].<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#The Teenage Years]]</ref> Later, she was a member of [[Wikipedia:Phi Beta Kappa Society|Phi Beta Kappa]]. She earned a Ph.D. and is or was working for the federal government in Washington, D.C.<ref>[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#About Bob (7:18 - 16:45)]]</ref>
Alan went to high school in [[Wikipedia:Chesterfield County, Virginia|Chesterfield County]],<ref name="richmondeye.com">[http://web.archive.org/web/20131102235159/http://richmondeye.com/physician_profile_chandler.asp D. Alan Chandler on Richmond Eye Associates site] (archive from 2 Nov 2013)</ref> earned a B.A. degree in [[biology]] from [[University of Virginia]] in [[1984]] and earned Doctor of Medicine degree in medicine at [[Wikipedia:VCU_School_of_Medicine|Virginia Commonwealth University School of Medicine]] in 1988. He later completed internship in Internal Medicine from {{w|Eastern Virginia Medical School}} in Norfolk and was also trained at {{w|Washington Hospital Center}}.<ref>[http://www.wellness.com/dir/2474208/ophthalmologist/va/glen-allen/david-chandler-richmond-eye-associates-md]</ref><ref>https://www.linkedin.com/in/alan-chandler-78851a52/</ref><ref>https://www.doximity.com/cv/david-chandler-md-5cc07999</ref> He donated $1,000 to the [[George W. Bush|Republican Party]] between May 2007 and September 2008,<ref>[http://www.campaignmoney.com/political/contributions/david-chandler.asp?cycle=08]</ref> showing that he agrees with his father on politics if nothing else. He specializes in small incision cataract extraction with lens implant, medical and surgical management of glaucoma, and the diagnosis and treatment of diabetic eye disease.<ref name="richmondeye.com"/>


According to Chris, Bob was always concerned about Carol. She and Bob seemed to have a negative or distant relationship, as it was implied in the [[Savannah]] messages that she did not attend his funeral.<ref>[[:File:Savannah_chandler3.png]]</ref> In [[November 2015]], Chris made a [[YouTube]] [[Family Needs to appreciate Family|video]] in which he and his allies beat up Carol and other family members in Super Smash Bros. "Alan and Carol, you two have never really appreciated our Father", he wrote in the video description. "There WAS Time for you two to share time with him before his passing, but NO, you all have been selfish and caught up in your own lives that HE gave to us". He posted an image of a Carol [[Amiibo]] on [[Facebook]], depicting her as a heartless [[Janekop]].
Chris had an eye exam with him on 6 January [[2004]] and learned then that Alan had a daughter by the name of [[Savannah Chandler|Savannah]], making Chris a (half-)uncle and Bob a grandfather. [[Honor roll|Chris also falsely claimed it made Barb a grandmother.]]


=== David Alan Chandler ===
[[CWC's Diary|Diary]] entry:
[[Image:Davidchandler.jpg|right|thumb|Dr. David Alan Chandler.]]
{{quote|'''January 6:''' Today, I had an appointment with my optometrist [''sic''], and big half-brother, Dr. David Alan Chandler, for an Eye-Exam. I needed new lenses, but I can keep my [[Pedo-glasses|current frames]]. But apparently, he has an 8-year-old daughter, Savannah. So for about 8 years, I’ve been an uncle and didn’t know it. Of course, this also makes my parents into grandparents as well. Needless to say, we were happy to know about that.|Christian Weston Chandler}}
[[File:David Amiibo.jpg|right|thumb|150px|David as a [[Jerkop]], in Amiibo form.]]
'''Dr. David Alan Chandler''' (born 28 November 1962)<ref name="FamilyTreeTitle" /><ref>[http://www.healthgrades.com/physician/dr-david-chandler-x6gx6 Dr. David A. Chandler, MD - Mechanicsville, VA - Ophthalmology | Healthgrades.com]</ref> is an [[Wikipedia:ophthalmologist|ophthalmologist]] in [[Richmond]], Glen Allen and Mechanicsville, Virginia, son of [[Bob Chandler]] and Bob's ex-wife Patricia, and older half-brother to Chris. Both Bob and Chris call him by his middle name. Bob's obituary told us that his wife's name is Kimberly.<ref name="BobObit" />


David went to high school in [[Wikipedia:Chesterfield County, Virginia|Chesterfield County]],<ref name="richmondeye.com">[http://web.archive.org/web/20131102235159/http://richmondeye.com/physician_profile_chandler.asp D. Alan Chandler on Richmond Eye Associates site] (archive from 2 Nov 2013)</ref> studied medicine at [[Wikipedia:Virginia Commonwealth University|Virginia Commonwealth University]], and trained at [[Wikipedia:Washington Hospital Center|Washington Hospital Center]].<ref>[http://www.wellness.com/dir/2474208/ophthalmologist/va/glen-allen/david-chandler-richmond-eye-associates-md]</ref> He donated $1,000 to the Republican Party between May 2007 and September 2008,<ref>[http://www.campaignmoney.com/political/contributions/david-chandler.asp?cycle=08]</ref> showing that he agrees with his father on politics if nothing else. He specializes in small incision cataract extraction with lens implant, medical and surgical management of glaucoma, and the diagnosis and treatment of diabetic eye disease.<ref name="richmondeye.com"/>
One weekend Chris and Bob traveled to Alan's house to visit his family. The family was not at home, so Chris and Bob left gifts with the next-door neighbors to give to them; an angel for Savannah from Bob and Squinkies toys with a "display" from Chris.<ref>[[:File:Savannah_chandler2.jpg]]</ref>


Chris had an eye exam with him on 6 January [[2004]] and learned then that David had a daughter by the name of [[Savannah Chandler|Savannah]], making Chris a (half-)uncle and Bob a grandfather. [[Chris and reality|Chris also falsely claimed it made Barb a grandmother]].
Unlike Carol, Alan attended Bob's funeral. At the funeral Chris presented him with further gifts to give to Savannah.<ref>[[:File:Savannah_chandler.png]]</ref>


[[CWC's Diary|Diary]] entry:
In [[Family Needs to appreciate Family]], Chris called Alan out on not visiting Barb, seemingly unaware or ignorant of the fact that, being a practicing eye doctor, Alan probably had more important things to focus on, and that Alan likely has little history with Barb which would inspire him to visit.
{{quote|'''January 6:''' Today, I had an appointment with my optometrist [''sic''], and big half-brother, Dr. David Alan Chandler, for an Eye-Exam. I needed new lenses, but I can keep my [[Pedo-glasses|current frames]]. But apparently, he has an 8-year-old daughter, Savannah. So for about 8 years, I’ve been an uncle and didn’t know it. Of course, this also makes my parents into grandparents as well. Needless to say, we were happy to know about that.|Christian Weston Chandler}}


One weekend Chris and Bob traveled to David's house to visit his family. The family was not at home, so Chris and Bob left gifts with the next-door neighbors to give to them; an angel for Savannah from Bob and squinkles with a display from Chris.<ref>[[:File:Savannah_chandler2.jpg]]</ref>
=== Carol Chandler ===
[[File:Carol Amiibo.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Carol [[Amiibo]].]]
'''Dr. Carol Suzanne Chandler''' (born 9 July 1964 in [[wikipedia: Roanoke, Virginia|Roanoke]], Virginia)<ref name="FamilyTreeTitle">[[:File:457-FamilyTreeTitle.JPG]]</ref> is Chris's half-sister and daughter of the late [[Bob Chandler]] and his first wife Patricia.


Unlike Carol, David attended Bob's funeral. At the funeral Chris presented him with further gifts to give to Savannah.<ref>[[:File:Savannah_chandler.png]]</ref>
According to Chris, Carol is a Math "[[Chris and English#Spelling|Geinus]]" [sic] and "wiz."<ref>[[Chandler Family Tree]]</ref> She is known to have won the [[1980s#1988|1988]] Mathematics Department McShane Prize at the [[University of Virginia]].<ref>[http://web.archive.org/web/20121116162715/http://artsandsciences.virginia.edu/mathematics/newsevents/awards/index.html Department of Mathematics, University of Virginia] (archive from 16 Nov 2012)</ref> Carol attended [[Providence Middle School]].<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#The Teenage Years]]</ref> Later, in 1988, she graduated [[Wikipedia:Phi Beta Kappa Society|Phi Beta Kappa]] with a B.A. degree in Mathematics from University of Virginia. She had been accepted for advanced studies by 4 universities in northeastern US and another university in Toronto; she chose to study at {{w|Stony Brook University}} from Long Island, New York.<ref>[[CLog_09042017_-_Mister_C#Transcript]]</ref> She later earned a Ph.D. and is or was working for the federal government in Washington, D.C.<ref>[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#About Bob (7:18 - 16:45)]]</ref>


In [[Family Needs to appreciate Family]], Chris called David out on not visiting Barb, seemingly unaware or ignorant of the fact that, being a practicing eye doctor, David probably had more important things to focus on, and that David likely has little history with Barb which would inspire him to visit.
According to Chris, Bob was always concerned about Carol. She and Bob seemed to have a negative or distant relationship, as it was implied in the [[Savannah]] messages that she did not attend his funeral.<ref>[[:File:Savannah_chandler3.png]]</ref> In [[November 2015]], Chris made a [[YouTube]] [[Family Needs to appreciate Family|video]] in which he and his allies beat up Carol and other family members in Super Smash Bros. "Alan and Carol, you two have never really appreciated our Father", he wrote in the video description. "There WAS Time for you two to share time with him before his passing, but NO, you all have been selfish and caught up in your own lives that HE gave to us". He posted an image of a Carol [[Amiibo]] on [[Facebook]], depicting her as a heartless [[Janekop]].


===Uncle Wayne===
===Wayne Chandler===
A copy of [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)|Chris's DVD]] that was sent to a troll included a list of people whom Chris wanted to present in the DVD, but could not do so due to not having a picture of them. One of those people was an uncle from Bob's side called Wayne.<ref>[[:File:Chrispaper2.jpg|Chrispaper2.jpg]]</ref> Virtually nothing is known about him.
A copy of [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)|Chris's DVD]] that was sent to a troll included a list of people whom Chris wanted to include in the slideshow but could not due to not having photos of them. One of those people was an uncle (actually a half-uncle) on Bob's side called Wayne.<ref>[[:File:Chrispaper2.jpg|Chrispaper2.jpg]]</ref>, He is most likely ''' William Wayne Chandler''' (born January 18th, 1955), little is known about him, but the fact that Chris mentioned him alone among Bob's eight half-siblings suggests that they had some kind of relationship. According to his mother Dorothy's obituary, Wayne was living in Florida at the time of her death in 2015.<ref>https://www.hufffuneralhome.com/obituary/Dorothy-Chandler</ref>


===Unnamed relatives in North Carolina===
===Relatives in North Carolina===
In his [[Bob's Letters to Chris|letter to Chris from 1987]], Bob mentioned that his father, like him and Barb, had children through a second marriage, who at the time resided near [[Wikipedia:Salem, North Carolina|Salem, North Carolina]]. As Bob was the only child of his father's marriage to his mother, Uncle Wayne was presumably one of these half-siblings.
In his [[Bob's Letters to Chris|letter to Chris from 1987]], Bob mentioned that his father, Robert Franklin Chandler, Sr. (1906-77), like himself and Barb, had children through a second marriage, who at the time resided near [[Wikipedia:Winston-Salem, North Carolina|Winston-Salem, North Carolina]]. Robert Sr.'s second wife was Dorothy Julie Chandler (née Wolfe, 1924-2015). The couple had eight surviving children, including Wayne Chandler, as well as many grandchildren and great-grandchildren. As of 2023, six of the children are still living.<ref>https://www.legacy.com/us/obituaries/theeagle/name/betty-chandler-obituary?id=19075005</ref><ref>https://www.kentforestlawn.com/tributes/Joan-Chandler</ref> Five of the children still lived in North Carolina, while one lives in Florida.<ref>https://www.hufffuneralhome.com/obituary/Dorothy-Chandler</ref>


===Unnamed relatives in Oklahoma===
===Relatives in Oklahoma===
Over the course of two prank calls Bob mentioned that he had a cousin in [[wikipedia:Tulsa, Oklahoma|Tulsa, Oklahoma]] and several [[Cherokee]] relatives living in the state as well.<ref>[[Prank calls#Bob Calls Himself]]</ref><ref>[[Prank calls#A Redneck calls Bob Chandler]]</ref> Nothing else is known about them.
Over the course of two prank calls Bob mentioned that he had a cousin in [[wikipedia:Tulsa, Oklahoma|Tulsa, Oklahoma]] and "a lot of [[Cherokee]] relatives" living in the state as well.<ref>[[Prank calls#Bob Calls Himself]]</ref><ref>[[Prank calls#A Redneck calls Bob Chandler]]</ref> Nothing else is known about them.


==Weston Side==
==Weston Side==
{{Quote|'''E'''very '''S'''ketch is '''C'''leansed


'''L'''ovely waves of '''B'''arley oats
'''H'''ow '''M'''edia '''W'''orks|Acrostic invented by Chris to remember the birth order of the Weston kids: Edna, Stanley, [[Aunt Corrina|Corina]], Leroy, [[Barbara]], [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom|Harriet]], Madeline, [[Minor Family Members#Wayne Weston|Wayne]].<ref name=haiku>[[The Knights of CWC chats (July 2021)#Weston Haiku]]</ref>}}
===Jonathan Carey===
===Jonathan Carey===
[[File:JohnKerry.jpg|right|thumb|200px|Chris's cousin?]]
[[File:JohnKerry.jpg|right|thumb|200px|Chris's cousin?]]
'''Jonathan Bailey Carey'''<ref>http://www.woodfuneralservice.com/obituary.aspx?MemberId=55269&MName=Corrina%20Weston%20Carey%20Inge</ref> (born 21 September 1987) is Chris's first cousin once removed and [[Aunt Corrina]]'s grandson. Chris attended his wedding in [[Chris's homes#Family in South Virginia|Red Oak, Virginia]] on the weekend of 27-28 June [[2009]], the same weekend on which [[BILLY MAYS]] tragically died. According to Chris, his presence at the wedding is proof that he did not murder Billy.<ref>[[Chris-chan_Discusses...#Chris-chan_Discusses..._BILLY_MAYS]]</ref>


'''Jonathan Bailey Carey'''<ref>http://www.woodfuneralservice.com/obituary.aspx?MemberId=55269&MName=Corrina%20Weston%20Carey%20Inge</ref> (born 21 September 1987) is Chris's first cousin once removed (being [[Aunt Corrina]]'s grandson) who was married on the last weekend of June [[2009]]. He lives in [[Chris's homes#Family in South Virginia|Red Oak, Virginia]]. According to Chris, his presence at the wedding is proof that he did not murder [[BILLY MAYS]].<ref>[[Chris-chan_Discusses...#Chris-chan_Discusses..._BILLY_MAYS]]</ref>
===Raymond Inge===
 
'''Raymond Inge''' is Chris's step-uncle, the second husband and widower of [[Aunt Corrina]], and the step-grandfather of Jonathan Carey.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/chrischantrueandhonestfamilytree-jpg.999302/ Chris's extended family tree]</ref> According to Chris, Uncle Raymond can be contacted as a witness to Chris at Jonathan's wedding. Raymond is the stepbrother-in-law of [[Barbara Chandler|Snorlax]], making Jonathan her great-nephew.
[[File:ECP 00077.jpg|thumb|left|Sonichu-themed drawing by Chris to commemorate the wedding]]


===Uncle Raymond===
===Wayne Weston===
'''Raymond Inge''' is Chris's step-uncle, 2nd husband and widower of [[Aunt Corrina]], and the step-grandfather of Jonathan Carey.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/chrischantrueandhonestfamilytree-jpg.999302/ Chris's extended family tree]</ref> According to Chris, Uncle Raymond can be contacted as a witness to Chris at Jonathan's wedding. Raymond is the stepbrother-in-law of [[Barbara Chandler|Snorlax]], making Jonathan her great-nephew.
'''Curtis Wayne Weston''' (born 1 April 1950)<ref>http://www.harveypowers.com/genealogy/roots/individual.html#149</ref> is Barbara's youngest brother and Chris's uncle. He is mentioned in Chris's [[Jail Letter - 27 November 2021|27 November 2021 letter]] to [[Kenneth Engelhardt]] as one of Barb's relatives who offered her assistance after her car accident. He is mentioned again in [[Jail Letter - 29 July 2022]], where Chris reveals that he, like Harriet and Tom, lives in the Richmond suburbs. As of Corrina's death, Harriet and Wayne are Barb's only surviving siblings.<ref>https://imgur.com/gallery/0BgQLyH</ref>
[[File:WayneWeston.png|left|thumb|200px|Wayne Weston, 1969]]


===Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom===
===Other aunts and uncles===
[[File:0039-AuntHerriet.jpg|thumb|left|This is pretty much all we've got...]]
In addition to Corrina, Harriet and Wayne, Barbara has four other siblings, all deceased: '''Edna''' (1927–1995), '''Stanley''' (1932–1983), '''Leroy''' (1937–1998) and '''Madeline''' (1944–1982).<ref name=haiku></ref><ref>https://i.imgur.com/QU17d7V.png</ref> Little is known about their relationships with Chris, although Chris does seem to have been acquainted with Leroy's wife and son (see below).
[[File:0041-BarbaraCorinaTomAndHerriet.jpg|thumb|right|Save for this. (Left to right: Barb, Corrina, Tom, Harriet)]]
'''Harriet Ashby''' (née '''Weston''') is Barbara's younger sister. She was born on 9 January 1947, and was married to '''Thomas Eugene Ashby''' on 29 May 1964 in [[wikipedia:Charlotte County, VA|Charlotte County, VA]]. Thomas was born on 28 October 1942.<ref>http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d150.html#P150</ref> As of 2014 they were living near [[Richmond]].


Harriet seems to admire the American presidents, and considering the number of flags she has on her Christmas tree, she is a TRUE and HONEST [[United States of America|American]] patriot. She got Chris into collecting [[wikipedia:state quarters|50 State quarters]] and gave Bob a CD of big band music for his 84th birthday shortly before his death. [[niggos|Uncle Tom]], according to Chris, is a retired fire inspector, and offered Barb advice after her [[Destruction Of Chris's House|house burned down]].
===Other Careys and Westons===
A copy of [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)|Chris's DVD]] that was sent to a troll included a list of people whom Chris wanted to present in the DVD but could not  due to not having pictures of them. Along with Jonathan Carey and Wayne Chandler, the list included Joseph Carey, Beverly Carey, Joey Carey, Matthew Carey, Leroy and Ruby Weston and somebody just called "Van".<ref>[[:File:Chrispaper2.jpg|Chrispaper2.jpg]]</ref> '''Joseph Edward Carey, Sr.''' (1956–2022)<ref>http://www.woodfuneralservice.com/obituaries/?id=576</ref> was Corrina's son and Jonathan Carey's father. '''Beverly Carey''' (née '''Bailey''') (1963-2024)<ref>https://www.sovanow.com/articles/beverly-bailey-carey/</ref> is Joseph's wife and Jonathan's mother. Joey is probably '''Joseph Edward Carey, Jr.''', the son of Joseph Sr. and Beverly. Matthew may be '''Daniel Matthew Carey''', another son of Joseph and Beverly. '''Van Wade Carey''' is Joseph's brother. Leroy is probably '''Leroy Lewis Weston, Jr.''', the son of Barbara's deceased older brother Leroy (see above). '''Ruby Weston''' (née '''Puryear''') (1939-2018)<ref>https://www.blileys.com/obituaries/Ruby-Puryear-Weston?obId=7614658</ref> is Leroy Jr.'s mother and Leroy Sr.'s widow.<ref>https://imgur.com/gallery/0BgQLyH</ref>


As Chris told [[Catherine]] during [[Catie Date Conversation Transcript|her real-life meeting with him]] in 2014, Harriet and Tom still exchange pleasantries with Barb, mostly over the phone, but do not allow her over to their home. They have not even told Barb what their address is. They were the last family members with whom Chris and Barb still kept in touch. Barb possibly went after Tom very aggressively when she was young.
Chris's [[Facebook]] profile lists Beverly and Joe as cousins. Van Carey is an amateur genealogist who has provided the world with information on his and Chris's ancestors.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20170603044555/http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d152.html#P152</ref><ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20170514160558/http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d9842.html#P1254</ref>


===Unnamed autistic cousin===
===Unnamed autistic cousin===
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==See also==
==See also==
*[[Aunt Corrina]]
*[[Aunt Corrina]]
*[[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom]]
*[[Cole Smithey]]
*[[Cole Smithey]]
*[[Savannah Chandler]]
*[[Savannah Chandler]]
*[[Chandler Family Tree]]
*[[Chandler Family Tree]]


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[[Category:Family Members]]

Latest revision as of 12:36, 29 August 2024

“ mom and dad's relatives gave us constant cold shoulders, thinking they're royalty, when really they're no better off. ”
Chris, 2011[1]
It's a Chandler family reunion! From bottom left, clockwise: Uncle Raymond, Cousin Jon Carey, Christian, Bob, and everyone's favorite, Yawning Squirtle.

Chris has many family members whom he or his parents have mentioned but who are not important enough to constitute their own articles. Those who do not reside at 14 Branchland Court generally lead relatively normal lives. Few of these relatives are still on speaking terms with Chris or Barb, but many of them were a presence in Chris's earlier life. This article aims to chronicle all such relatives mentioned by Chris and his parents directly or indirectly.

Chris had little to no contact with his family members as of late and it's unlikely they want anything to do with him ever since his affair with his own mother.

Long-deceased family members can be found on the Chandler Family Tree.

Chandler Side

Patricia Chandler

Patricia Harley, 1954

Patricia Faye Harley (born 20 November 1935), is Bob Chandler's first wife, a native Floridian and the mother of Drs. Carol and Alan.[2] She and Bob married at the respective ages of 20 and 29 on 29 September 1956 at a Methodist church in Winston-Salem, North Carolina, and divorced on 28 January 1980 after a year-long separation. She was still alive at the time of Bob's death.

Alan Chandler

Dr. David Alan Chandler.
Alan as a Jerkop, in Amiibo form.

Dr. David Alan Chandler (born 28 November 1961 in Roanoke, Virginia)[3][4] is an ophthalmologist in Richmond, Glen Allen and Mechanicsville, Virginia, son of Bob Chandler and Bob's ex-wife Patricia, and older half-brother to Chris. Both Bob and Chris call him by his middle name. Alan's wife's name is Kimberly.[2]

Alan went to high school in Chesterfield County,[5] earned a B.A. degree in biology from University of Virginia in 1984 and earned Doctor of Medicine degree in medicine at Virginia Commonwealth University School of Medicine in 1988. He later completed internship in Internal Medicine from Eastern Virginia Medical School in Norfolk and was also trained at Washington Hospital Center.[6][7][8] He donated $1,000 to the Republican Party between May 2007 and September 2008,[9] showing that he agrees with his father on politics if nothing else. He specializes in small incision cataract extraction with lens implant, medical and surgical management of glaucoma, and the diagnosis and treatment of diabetic eye disease.[5]

Chris had an eye exam with him on 6 January 2004 and learned then that Alan had a daughter by the name of Savannah, making Chris a (half-)uncle and Bob a grandfather. Chris also falsely claimed it made Barb a grandmother.

Diary entry:

“ January 6: Today, I had an appointment with my optometrist [sic], and big half-brother, Dr. David Alan Chandler, for an Eye-Exam. I needed new lenses, but I can keep my current frames. But apparently, he has an 8-year-old daughter, Savannah. So for about 8 years, I’ve been an uncle and didn’t know it. Of course, this also makes my parents into grandparents as well. Needless to say, we were happy to know about that. ”
Christian Weston Chandler

One weekend Chris and Bob traveled to Alan's house to visit his family. The family was not at home, so Chris and Bob left gifts with the next-door neighbors to give to them; an angel for Savannah from Bob and Squinkies toys with a "display" from Chris.[10]

Unlike Carol, Alan attended Bob's funeral. At the funeral Chris presented him with further gifts to give to Savannah.[11]

In Family Needs to appreciate Family, Chris called Alan out on not visiting Barb, seemingly unaware or ignorant of the fact that, being a practicing eye doctor, Alan probably had more important things to focus on, and that Alan likely has little history with Barb which would inspire him to visit.

Carol Chandler

Carol Amiibo.

Dr. Carol Suzanne Chandler (born 9 July 1964 in Roanoke, Virginia)[3] is Chris's half-sister and daughter of the late Bob Chandler and his first wife Patricia.

According to Chris, Carol is a Math "Geinus" [sic] and "wiz."[12] She is known to have won the 1988 Mathematics Department McShane Prize at the University of Virginia.[13] Carol attended Providence Middle School.[14] Later, in 1988, she graduated Phi Beta Kappa with a B.A. degree in Mathematics from University of Virginia. She had been accepted for advanced studies by 4 universities in northeastern US and another university in Toronto; she chose to study at Stony Brook University from Long Island, New York.[15] She later earned a Ph.D. and is or was working for the federal government in Washington, D.C.[16]

According to Chris, Bob was always concerned about Carol. She and Bob seemed to have a negative or distant relationship, as it was implied in the Savannah messages that she did not attend his funeral.[17] In November 2015, Chris made a YouTube video in which he and his allies beat up Carol and other family members in Super Smash Bros. "Alan and Carol, you two have never really appreciated our Father", he wrote in the video description. "There WAS Time for you two to share time with him before his passing, but NO, you all have been selfish and caught up in your own lives that HE gave to us". He posted an image of a Carol Amiibo on Facebook, depicting her as a heartless Janekop.

Wayne Chandler

A copy of Chris's DVD that was sent to a troll included a list of people whom Chris wanted to include in the slideshow but could not due to not having photos of them. One of those people was an uncle (actually a half-uncle) on Bob's side called Wayne.[18], He is most likely William Wayne Chandler (born January 18th, 1955), little is known about him, but the fact that Chris mentioned him alone among Bob's eight half-siblings suggests that they had some kind of relationship. According to his mother Dorothy's obituary, Wayne was living in Florida at the time of her death in 2015.[19]

Relatives in North Carolina

In his letter to Chris from 1987, Bob mentioned that his father, Robert Franklin Chandler, Sr. (1906-77), like himself and Barb, had children through a second marriage, who at the time resided near Winston-Salem, North Carolina. Robert Sr.'s second wife was Dorothy Julie Chandler (née Wolfe, 1924-2015). The couple had eight surviving children, including Wayne Chandler, as well as many grandchildren and great-grandchildren. As of 2023, six of the children are still living.[20][21] Five of the children still lived in North Carolina, while one lives in Florida.[22]

Relatives in Oklahoma

Over the course of two prank calls Bob mentioned that he had a cousin in Tulsa, Oklahoma and "a lot of Cherokee relatives" living in the state as well.[23][24] Nothing else is known about them.

Weston Side

“ Every Sketch is Cleansed

Lovely waves of Barley oats

How Media Works

”
Acrostic invented by Chris to remember the birth order of the Weston kids: Edna, Stanley, Corina, Leroy, Barbara, Harriet, Madeline, Wayne.[25]

Jonathan Carey

Chris's cousin?

Jonathan Bailey Carey[26] (born 21 September 1987) is Chris's first cousin once removed and Aunt Corrina's grandson. Chris attended his wedding in Red Oak, Virginia on the weekend of 27-28 June 2009, the same weekend on which BILLY MAYS tragically died. According to Chris, his presence at the wedding is proof that he did not murder Billy.[27]

Raymond Inge

Raymond Inge is Chris's step-uncle, the second husband and widower of Aunt Corrina, and the step-grandfather of Jonathan Carey.[28] According to Chris, Uncle Raymond can be contacted as a witness to Chris at Jonathan's wedding. Raymond is the stepbrother-in-law of Snorlax, making Jonathan her great-nephew.

Wayne Weston

Curtis Wayne Weston (born 1 April 1950)[29] is Barbara's youngest brother and Chris's uncle. He is mentioned in Chris's 27 November 2021 letter to Kenneth Engelhardt as one of Barb's relatives who offered her assistance after her car accident. He is mentioned again in Jail Letter - 29 July 2022, where Chris reveals that he, like Harriet and Tom, lives in the Richmond suburbs. As of Corrina's death, Harriet and Wayne are Barb's only surviving siblings.[30]

Wayne Weston, 1969

Other aunts and uncles

In addition to Corrina, Harriet and Wayne, Barbara has four other siblings, all deceased: Edna (1927–1995), Stanley (1932–1983), Leroy (1937–1998) and Madeline (1944–1982).[25][31] Little is known about their relationships with Chris, although Chris does seem to have been acquainted with Leroy's wife and son (see below).

Other Careys and Westons

A copy of Chris's DVD that was sent to a troll included a list of people whom Chris wanted to present in the DVD but could not due to not having pictures of them. Along with Jonathan Carey and Wayne Chandler, the list included Joseph Carey, Beverly Carey, Joey Carey, Matthew Carey, Leroy and Ruby Weston and somebody just called "Van".[32] Joseph Edward Carey, Sr. (1956–2022)[33] was Corrina's son and Jonathan Carey's father. Beverly Carey (née Bailey) (1963-2024)[34] is Joseph's wife and Jonathan's mother. Joey is probably Joseph Edward Carey, Jr., the son of Joseph Sr. and Beverly. Matthew may be Daniel Matthew Carey, another son of Joseph and Beverly. Van Wade Carey is Joseph's brother. Leroy is probably Leroy Lewis Weston, Jr., the son of Barbara's deceased older brother Leroy (see above). Ruby Weston (née Puryear) (1939-2018)[35] is Leroy Jr.'s mother and Leroy Sr.'s widow.[36]

Chris's Facebook profile lists Beverly and Joe as cousins. Van Carey is an amateur genealogist who has provided the world with information on his and Chris's ancestors.[37][38]

Unnamed autistic cousin

According to the autism papers, Chris has a severely autistic cousin on his mother's side. Nothing more is known about this cousin.

Unnamed genealogist cousin

In the Rental House Tour Barb mentions that she has a cousin who shares her delusions about the Weston family history and "put together a pilgrimage" related to it. Catherine and Al cut her off before she could tell them where they went.

Sources

  1. ↑ LoveYouLongTime E-mails, 2011-2012
  2. ↑ 2.0 2.1 http://web.archive.org/web/20130211071324/http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/dailyprogress/obituary.aspx?n=robert-franklin-chandler&pid=153539600 (archive from 11 Feb 2013)
  3. ↑ 3.0 3.1 File:457-FamilyTreeTitle.JPG
  4. ↑ Dr. David A. Chandler, MD - Mechanicsville, VA - Ophthalmology | Healthgrades.com
  5. ↑ 5.0 5.1 D. Alan Chandler on Richmond Eye Associates site (archive from 2 Nov 2013)
  6. ↑ [1]
  7. ↑ https://www.linkedin.com/in/alan-chandler-78851a52/
  8. ↑ https://www.doximity.com/cv/david-chandler-md-5cc07999
  9. ↑ [2]
  10. ↑ File:Savannah_chandler2.jpg
  11. ↑ File:Savannah_chandler.png
  12. ↑ Chandler Family Tree
  13. ↑ Department of Mathematics, University of Virginia (archive from 16 Nov 2012)
  14. ↑ User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#The Teenage Years
  15. ↑ CLog_09042017_-_Mister_C#Transcript
  16. ↑ Emily Date Conversation Transcript#About Bob (7:18 - 16:45)
  17. ↑ File:Savannah_chandler3.png
  18. ↑ Chrispaper2.jpg
  19. ↑ https://www.hufffuneralhome.com/obituary/Dorothy-Chandler
  20. ↑ https://www.legacy.com/us/obituaries/theeagle/name/betty-chandler-obituary?id=19075005
  21. ↑ https://www.kentforestlawn.com/tributes/Joan-Chandler
  22. ↑ https://www.hufffuneralhome.com/obituary/Dorothy-Chandler
  23. ↑ Prank calls#Bob Calls Himself
  24. ↑ Prank calls#A Redneck calls Bob Chandler
  25. ↑ 25.0 25.1 The Knights of CWC chats (July 2021)#Weston Haiku
  26. ↑ http://www.woodfuneralservice.com/obituary.aspx?MemberId=55269&MName=Corrina%20Weston%20Carey%20Inge
  27. ↑ Chris-chan_Discusses...#Chris-chan_Discusses..._BILLY_MAYS
  28. ↑ Chris's extended family tree
  29. ↑ http://www.harveypowers.com/genealogy/roots/individual.html#149
  30. ↑ https://imgur.com/gallery/0BgQLyH
  31. ↑ https://i.imgur.com/QU17d7V.png
  32. ↑ Chrispaper2.jpg
  33. ↑ http://www.woodfuneralservice.com/obituaries/?id=576
  34. ↑ https://www.sovanow.com/articles/beverly-bailey-carey/
  35. ↑ https://www.blileys.com/obituaries/Ruby-Puryear-Weston?obId=7614658
  36. ↑ https://imgur.com/gallery/0BgQLyH
  37. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20170603044555/http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d152.html#P152
  38. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20170514160558/http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d9842.html#P1254

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See also

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