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* Bullies.<ref name="IRC" /> | * Bullies.<ref name="IRC" /> | ||
* [[Trolls]] | * [[Trolls]] | ||
* People at [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]] | * People at [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]]<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]]</ref> | ||
* [[Pickles]] | * [[Pickles]] | ||
* [[Niggos]] | * [[Niggos]] | ||
* [[Wendy's|Getting a job | * [[Wendy's|Getting a job]] | ||
* Anything requiring him to leave the house | * Anything requiring him to leave the house | ||
* [[Father Call|Chores]]<ref name="IRC" /> | * [[Father Call|Chores]]<ref name="IRC" /> | ||
* The existence of [[ED|webpages]] [[CWCki|outlining]] his many failures | * The existence of [[ED|webpages]] [[CWCki|outlining]] his many failures | ||
* [[Boyfriend-free girl|Asking girls to go out with him | * [[Boyfriend-free girl|Asking girls to go out with him]] | ||
* [[Autistic|His "mental block" of autism | * [[Autistic|His "mental block" of autism]] | ||
* [[Chris and his Ego|Talking to anyone about anything except himself | * [[Chris and his Ego|Talking to anyone about anything except himself]] | ||
* Being told things he doesn't like to hear | * Being told things he doesn't like to hear | ||
* Having drawings of him finger-banging [[Megan]] confused with [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]] | * Having drawings of him finger-banging [[Megan]] confused with [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]] | ||
* [[Jimmy Hill|Copyright Issues]] | * [[Jimmy Hill|Copyright Issues]] | ||
* [[Homo|Homosexuality]] | * [[Homo|Homosexuality]] | ||
* His daily struggle against becoming [[homos]]exual | * His daily struggle against becoming [[homos]]exual | ||
* [[Gay4Sonichu|His characters being accused of homosexuality | * [[Gay4Sonichu|His characters being accused of homosexuality]] | ||
* [[Blanca|Finding out his Internet girlfriend broke up with him because of the Pickle Man | * [[Blanca|Finding out his Internet girlfriend broke up with him because of the Pickle Man]]<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate October 21st, 2008]]</ref> | ||
* [[PandaHalo|Finding out his Internet girlfriend died in a brushfire | * [[PandaHalo|Finding out his Internet girlfriend died in a brushfire]] | ||
* [[Sarah Jackson|Finding out his Internet girlfriend was killed by Optimus Prime in a tragic car accident | * [[Sarah Jackson|Finding out his Internet girlfriend was killed by Optimus Prime in a tragic car accident]] | ||
* [[Julie|Finding out his Internet girlfriend is a thirteen-year-old boy | * [[Julie|Finding out his Internet girlfriend is a thirteen-year-old boy]] | ||
* [[Ivy|Finding out his Internet girlfriend doesn't exist | * [[Ivy|Finding out his Internet girlfriend doesn't exist]] | ||
* [[Kacey|Finding out his Internet girlfriend is marrying someone else | * [[Kacey|Finding out his Internet girlfriend is marrying someone else]] | ||
* [[Jackie|Finding out his Internet girlfriend will not give him china if he doesn't act like a normal person | * [[Jackie|Finding out his Internet girlfriend will not give him china if he doesn't act like a normal person]] | ||
* People [[Chris and death|dying]] | * People [[Chris and death|dying]]<ref name="IRC"/> | ||
* Finding out that [[Emily|his date]] was a mole working for the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] | * Finding out that [[Emily|his date]] was a mole working for the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] | ||
* Being famous | * Being famous<ref name="IRC20081231">[[IRC (31 December 2008)]]</ref> | ||
* Being [[Asperchu|parodied]] | * Being [[Asperchu|parodied]] | ||
* [[Chris and his ego|Criticism (constructive or otherwise)]] | * [[Chris and his ego|Criticism (constructive or otherwise)]] | ||
* Being [[friend zone]]d | * Being [[friend zone]]d | ||
* Having his identity [[CChanSonichuCWC|questioned]] | * Having his identity [[CChanSonichuCWC|questioned]] | ||
* [[Megan|His hormones | * [[Megan|His hormones]]<ref>[[Megan E-mails#Chris continues bothering her about ED|Megan E-mails]]</ref> | ||
* Being [[List of places that have banned Chris|banned]] from [[The GAMe PLACe]] | * Being [[List of places that have banned Chris|banned]] from [[The GAMe PLACe]] | ||
* [[Michael_Snyder_is_ColdHearted_and_Mean|Trying to get unbanned from The GAMe PLACe | * [[Michael_Snyder_is_ColdHearted_and_Mean|Trying to get unbanned from The GAMe PLACe]] | ||
* Being [[Father Call|cal]][[28 October 2011|led]] a child | * Being [[Father Call|cal]][[28 October 2011|led]] a child | ||
* Back when [[Bob]] was still alive, his willingness to call Chris out on his bullshit, and his rare hand-washing (but living a [[Tour_of_Chris%27s_House|Superfund]] site is perfectly ok)<ref name="IRC">[[IRC (20 January 2009)]]</ref> <ref name="IRC20081231"/> | * Back when [[Bob]] was still alive, his willingness to call Chris out on his bullshit, and his rare hand-washing (but living a [[Tour_of_Chris%27s_House|Superfund]] site is perfectly ok)<ref name="IRC">[[IRC (20 January 2009)]]</ref> <ref name="IRC20081231"/> | ||
* Anything slightly inconvenient | * Anything slightly inconvenient | ||
* Anything that [[autism]] isn't an excuse for | * Anything that [[autism]] isn't an excuse for | ||
* Anything that stress isn't an excuse for | * Anything that stress isn't an excuse for | ||
===Things that relieve Chris's stress=== | ===Things that relieve Chris's stress=== | ||
* [[Mass debating]]<ref>[[Chris Sex Logs#I am perverted]]</ref> | * [[Mass debating]]<ref>[[Chris Sex Logs#I am perverted]]</ref> | ||
* Having a [[sweetheart]] resetting his [[biological clock]] | * Having a [[sweetheart]] resetting his [[biological clock]] | ||
* The prospect of having a "[[Hanky-panky|sex time]]" | * The prospect of having a "[[Hanky-panky|sex time]]" | ||
* | * Playing [[vidya]] | ||
* Hiring prostitutes<ref>[[April 2012]]</ref> | * Hiring prostitutes<ref>[[April 2012]]</ref> | ||
===Things that Chris does when stressed=== | ===Things that Chris does when stressed=== | ||
[[File:Schu11Placeholder.jpg|thumb|One of the more common symptoms of stress | [[File:Schu11Placeholder.jpg|thumb|One of the more common symptoms of stress]] | ||
* [[Dirty Crapped Briefs|Shits himself | * [[Dirty Crapped Briefs|Shits himself]] | ||
* Cries | * Cries | ||
* Becomes less/more productive than usual | * Becomes less/more productive than usual | ||
* Rages about his "pitiful adult life" in [[YouTube]] videos | * Rages about his "pitiful adult life" in [[YouTube]] videos | ||
* Rages at his [[Mailbag|mailers]] | * Rages at his [[Mailbag|mailers]] | ||
* Sends [[death threats]] | * Sends [[death threats]] | ||
* Abuses his [[PSEye|cameras | * Abuses his [[PSEye|cameras]] | ||
* Crashes Into Slumber | |||
* Crashes Into Slumber | * Becomes increasingly homophobic<ref>[[Mumble 8|Mumble #8]]</ref> | ||
* Becomes increasingly homophobic | * Becomes increasingly racist<ref>[[Chris Drops the N-Bomb]]</ref><ref>[[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean]]</ref> | ||
* Becomes increasingly racist | * [[Stress sigh|Sighs excessively]] | ||
* [[Stress sigh|Sighs excessively | * Suffers from [[Sports bra|memory loss]] | ||
* Suffers from [[Sports bra|memory loss]] | * Draws hideous hardcore pornography of his friends and fursonas<ref>[[Mailbag 42#It's called an art style|Mailbag #42]]</ref> | ||
* Draws hideous hardcore pornography of his friends and fursonas | * [[Alcohol|Drinks]] | ||
* [[Alcohol|Drinks]] | |||
* [[6 June 2010|Attempts]] [[28 October 2011|vehicular homicide]] | * [[6 June 2010|Attempts]] [[28 October 2011|vehicular homicide]] | ||
Revision as of 11:03, 25 July 2012
| “ | Stress hinders the emotions and physical abilities as swiftly as a bullet. | ” |
| Chris, equating "stress" with being shot.[1] | ||
Stress is the bane of Christian Weston Chandler's existence.
When pressed on his "high-functioning" autism, Chris eventually learned that outside of high school, he can't blame his shortcomings on autism. He discovered that "stress" works just as well. However, it's assumed that Chris could be confusing "stress" with depression or anxiety, refusing to admit that he is in fact, unhappy with his current situation, as well as the fact that Chris has never experienced actual stress in his life apart from his consistent paranoia over getting trolled.
When under the effects of "stress", Chris typically posted videos without his glasses and talked in a more meek variation of his usual monotone speaking voice. It is during these periods of feeling "stressed" that Chris will opt to remove himself from the Internet for about a week or so, and then come back feeling refreshed, rejuvenated and given a new resolve to finish the Love Quest. This is most likely due to his autistic regenerative abilities that make sure that his heart never goes below 0% and into the negatives.
Stress fact
Things that give Chris stress
- Bullies.[1]
- Trolls
- People at PVCC[2]
- Pickles
- Niggos
- Getting a job
- Anything requiring him to leave the house
- Chores[1]
- The existence of webpages outlining his many failures
- Asking girls to go out with him
- His "mental block" of autism
- Talking to anyone about anything except himself
- Being told things he doesn't like to hear
- Having drawings of him finger-banging Megan confused with Crystal
- Copyright Issues
- Homosexuality
- His daily struggle against becoming homosexual
- His characters being accused of homosexuality
- Finding out his Internet girlfriend broke up with him because of the Pickle Man[3]
- Finding out his Internet girlfriend died in a brushfire
- Finding out his Internet girlfriend was killed by Optimus Prime in a tragic car accident
- Finding out his Internet girlfriend is a thirteen-year-old boy
- Finding out his Internet girlfriend doesn't exist
- Finding out his Internet girlfriend is marrying someone else
- Finding out his Internet girlfriend will not give him china if he doesn't act like a normal person
- People dying[1]
- Finding out that his date was a mole working for the Man in the Pickle Suit
- Being famous[4]
- Being parodied
- Criticism (constructive or otherwise)
- Being friend zoned
- Having his identity questioned
- His hormones[5]
- Being banned from The GAMe PLACe
- Trying to get unbanned from The GAMe PLACe
- Being called a child
- Back when Bob was still alive, his willingness to call Chris out on his bullshit, and his rare hand-washing (but living a Superfund site is perfectly ok)[1] [4]
- Anything slightly inconvenient
- Anything that autism isn't an excuse for
- Anything that stress isn't an excuse for
Things that relieve Chris's stress
- Mass debating[6]
- Having a sweetheart resetting his biological clock
- The prospect of having a "sex time"
- Playing vidya
- Hiring prostitutes[7]
Things that Chris does when stressed
- Shits himself
- Cries
- Becomes less/more productive than usual
- Rages about his "pitiful adult life" in YouTube videos
- Rages at his mailers
- Sends death threats
- Abuses his cameras
- Crashes Into Slumber
- Becomes increasingly homophobic[8]
- Becomes increasingly racist[9][10]
- Sighs excessively
- Suffers from memory loss
- Draws hideous hardcore pornography of his friends and fursonas[11]
- Drinks
- Attempts vehicular homicide
References
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 1.2 1.3 1.4 IRC (20 January 2009)
- ↑ Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007
- ↑ Captain's Log, Stardate October 21st, 2008
- ↑ 4.0 4.1 IRC (31 December 2008)
- ↑ Megan E-mails
- ↑ Chris Sex Logs#I am perverted
- ↑ April 2012
- ↑ Mumble #8
- ↑ Chris Drops the N-Bomb
- ↑ Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean
- ↑ Mailbag #42