Chris and Jackie's Date

A view of where Chris and "Jackie" did the do.

Chris and Jackie's Date is a four-video series of a date between Chris and Jackie (represented by a sex doll) leaked on 24 February 2012. Their romantic date consists of dancing in Chris's room, a trip in Son-Chu to get some McDonald's, eating it and making out with the doll in his front yard, and Chris's attempt at re-enacting a viral video in a dressing room at the Ruckersville Wal-Mart.

The videos were originally leaked as one0612-hioghuyiogyo [SaveYouTube.com], two0612-vgiherqighbvpioerua [SaveYouTube.com], three0612-rqwehgiohcnracga [SaveYouTube.com] and four0612-hncu9tgohaeruxye [SaveYouTube.com].

Videos

One

Chris and Jackie's Date 1
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Stardate	24 February 2012
Subject Matter	Sex Sex
Performance Style	Crazy Crazy
Saga	Jackie Jackie Tomgirl Tomgirl
Shirt	Green tomgirl
Other	Leaked Leaked

Transcript

And now, Jackie-pie, I'm gonna go ahead and sweep you off your feet.

[Turns camera to sex doll] Even though right now, you're sitting down. [Sets camera up on a table and picks up "Jackie," swinging her around and making his own music of la's and da's, occasionally throwing in random phrases as lyrics.]

[He stops dancing and kisses the sex doll's lips (where his duck has inevitably been) and sets her down. He comes to turn the camera off.]

Two

Chris and Jackie's Date 2
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Stardate	24 February 2012
Subject Matter	Sex Dating
Performance Style	Crazy Crazy
Saga	Jackie Jackie Tomgirl Tomgirl
Shirt	Green tomgirl
Other	Leaked Leaked

Transcript

And after having picked you up Jackie and giving you a good dance and song, we are now heading out to the restaurant. We're gonna have some fun, you know, in the car-- and sitting on the car and eating our food. Yep. Yum yum. Very very good. Yum yum.

[Proceeds to spend the rest of the video making strange "wacka doo" noises.]

Three

Chris and Jackie's Date 3
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Stardate	24 February 2012
Subject Matter	Sex Dating & sex
Performance Style	Crazy Crazy
Saga	Jackie Jackie Tomgirl Tomgirl
Shirt	Green tomgirl
Other	Leaked Leaked

Transcript

["Jackie" is sitting on the hood of Chris's car. Chris comes by and sits down, making the car shake noticeably.] Okay, so Jackie and I are here at the McDonald's parking lot... we are sitting on top our car, after-- and we just enjoyed some apple-dippers and a Happy Meal.

[Chris moves the doll as a child would when making a toy speak, and uses a shrill, high pitched voice while he pretends Jackie is talking.]

[As Jackie] Give it to me, Christian... if you'd like. Or even better... [Unintelligible]...and I'd like that (?)

[As himself] Yes, it was very enjoyable. Very good... So Jackie-pie, what'cha wanna do now?

[As Jackie] I say we make out. And then see where it goes from there.

[As himself] Alright.

[Chris then proceeds to give "Jackie" a deep, open-mouthed kiss in the public parking lot of a McDonald's. He reaches past her and clicks an iPod or a radio. "California Gurls" plays. Chris then moves the doll so that he his legs are wrapped around it, its legs around him. He makes out with it for a few seconds before doing a strange, scissor-like sex act. He makes sex noises, switching between his voice and Jackie's. He kisses her again for a moment before returning to his strange humping. He then puts the doll on the hood of his car, turns the music off and rushes to the camera.]

Man, it's hot out here.

Four

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Chris and Jackie's Date 4
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Saga	Jackie Tomgirl
Shirt	Green tomgirl

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Here we go.

[Immediately starts humping the sex doll while making high-pitched moaning sounds]

[Then, after only 10 seconds, he turns the sex doll around into presumably the doggy-style position before it goes off-camera, the blow-up doll going head first into his mold-coated shower/tub.]

[Resumes shrill, sexual moans that sound like a whimpering dog while thrusting the doll's behind.]

[Continues moaning suggestively]

Yeah!

[Moans some more. He pauses to reach over to something:]

Whoopie!

[tosses water or dust into the air, pretending that "Jackie" is squirtin' everywhere.]

[Sighs of relief, wipes shirt on sweaty face from the intensity before turning the camera off]