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''["Jackie" is sitting on the hood of Chris's car. Chris comes by and sits down, [[Obesity|making the car shake noticeably]].]'' | ''["Jackie" is sitting on the hood of Chris's car, which is parked on his lawn. Chris comes by and sits down, [[Obesity|making the car shake noticeably]].]'' | ||
Okay, so Jackie and I, we're here at the McDonald's parking lot... we are sitting on top our car, after-- and we just enjoyed some apple-dippers and a Happy Meal. | Okay, so Jackie and I, we're here at the McDonald's parking lot... we are sitting on top our car, after-- and we just enjoyed some apple-dippers and a Happy Meal. | ||
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''[As himself]'' Alright. | ''[As himself]'' Alright. | ||
''[Chris then proceeds to give "Jackie" a deep, open-mouthed kiss in the public parking lot of a McDonald's. He reaches past her and clicks an iPod or a radio. "[[Wikipedia:California Gurls|California Gurls]]" plays. Chris then moves the doll so that he his legs are wrapped around it, its legs around him. He makes out with it for a few seconds before doing a strange, [[gaybian|scissor-like]] sex act. He makes sex noises, switching between his voice and Jackie's. He kisses her again for a moment before returning to his strange humping. He then puts the doll on the hood of his car, turns the music off, and rushes to the camera.]'' | ''[Chris then proceeds to give "Jackie" a deep, open-mouthed kiss in the "public parking lot of a McDonald's". He reaches past her and clicks an iPod or a radio. "[[Wikipedia:California Gurls|California Gurls]]" plays. Chris then moves the doll so that he his legs are wrapped around it, its legs around him. He makes out with it for a few seconds before doing a strange, [[gaybian|scissor-like]] sex act. He makes sex noises, switching between his voice and Jackie's. He kisses her again for a moment before returning to his strange humping. He then puts the doll on the hood of his car, turns the music off, and rushes to the camera.]'' | ||
God, it's hot out here. | God, it's hot out here. | ||
Revision as of 03:39, 11 March 2012
Chris and Jackie's Date is a four-video series of a date between Chris and Jackie, here represented by a sex doll, leaked on 24 February 2012. Their romantic date consists of dancing in Chris's room, a trip in Son-Chu to get some McDonald's, eating it and then making out with the doll in his front yard, and Chris's attempt at re-enacting a viral video in a dressing room at the Ruckersville Wal-Mart.[1]
The videos were originally leaked as one0612-hioghuyiogyo [SaveYouTube.com], two0612-vgiherqighbvpioerua [SaveYouTube.com], three0612-rqwehgiohcnracga [SaveYouTube.com] and four0612-hncu9tgohaeruxye [SaveYouTube.com].
Videos
One
| Chris and Jackie's Date 1 | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 24 February 2012 |
| Subject Matter |  Sex
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| Performance Style |  Crazy
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| Saga |  Jackie  Tomgirl
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| Shirt |  Green Tomgirl
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| Other |  Leaked
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Transcript
And now, Jackie-pie, I'm gonna go ahead and sweep you off your feet.
[Turns camera to sex doll] Even though right now, you're sitting down. [Sets camera up on a table and picks up "Jackie," swinging her around and making his own music of la's and da's, occasionally throwing in random phrases as lyrics.]
[He stops dancing and kisses the sex doll's lips (where his duck has inevitably been) and sets her down. He comes to turn the camera off.]
Two
| Chris and Jackie's Date 2 | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 24 February 2012 |
| Subject Matter | Dating
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| Performance Style | Crazy
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| Saga | Jackie Tomgirl
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| Shirt | Green Tomgirl
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| Other | Leaked
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Transcript
And after having picked you up Jackie and giving you a good dance and song, we are now heading out to the restaurant. We're gonna have some fun, you know, in the car-- and sitting on the car and eating our food. Yep. Yum yum. Very very good. Yum yum.
[Proceeds to spend the rest of the video making strange "wacka doo" noises.]
Three
| Chris and Jackie's Date 3 | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 24 February 2012 |
| Subject Matter | Dating & sex
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| Performance Style | Crazy
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| Saga | Jackie Tomgirl
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| Shirt | Green Tomgirl
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| Other | Leaked
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Transcript
["Jackie" is sitting on the hood of Chris's car, which is parked on his lawn. Chris comes by and sits down, making the car shake noticeably.] Okay, so Jackie and I, we're here at the McDonald's parking lot... we are sitting on top our car, after-- and we just enjoyed some apple-dippers and a Happy Meal.
[Chris grabs the doll by the breast and moves it as a child would when making a toy speak and uses a shrill, high pitched voice while he pretends Jackie is talking.]
[As Jackie] It was really, really tasty, yes it was. And even better... [Unintelligible]...and I'd like that (?)
[As himself] Yes, it was very enjoyable. Very good... So Jackie-pie, what'cha wanna do now?
[As Jackie] I say we make out. And then see where it goes from there.
[As himself] Alright.
[Chris then proceeds to give "Jackie" a deep, open-mouthed kiss in the "public parking lot of a McDonald's". He reaches past her and clicks an iPod or a radio. "California Gurls" plays. Chris then moves the doll so that he his legs are wrapped around it, its legs around him. He makes out with it for a few seconds before doing a strange, scissor-like sex act. He makes sex noises, switching between his voice and Jackie's. He kisses her again for a moment before returning to his strange humping. He then puts the doll on the hood of his car, turns the music off, and rushes to the camera.]
God, it's hot out here.
Four
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It may contain content deemed not safe for work. Reader discretion is advised.
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| Chris and Jackie's Date 4 | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 24 February 2012 |
| Subject Matter | Sex
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| Performance Style | Crazy
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| Saga | Jackie Tomgirl
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| Shirt | Green Tomgirl
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| Other | Leaked
|
Transcript
Here we go.
[Immediately starts humping the sex doll while making high-pitched moaning sounds]
[after 10 seconds, he turns the sex doll around into the doggy-style position before it goes off-camera, the blow-up doll going head first into his mold-coated bathtub.]
[Resumes shrill, sexual moans that sound like a whimpering dog while thrusting the doll's behind.]
[Continues moaning suggestively]
Yeah!
[Moans some more. He pauses to reach over to something (water):]
Whoopie! [tosses water into the air as if "Jackie" climaxes & squirts everywhere.]
[Sighs of relief, wipes shirt on face from the intensity and to remove Jackie-Pie's "cum" before turning the camera off]
References