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Soul Calibur III
Transcending picklesauce and world cuisine, a tale of...

Soul Calibur, often shorted to SC, is a weapon-fighting game franchise created by Namco.

The series and Chris

In the infamous facerape scene of Episode 17 of the comic, Rosechu seems to duplicate one of Sophitia's special attacks from Soul Calibur II. (However, Sophitia cleverly performed this attack fully clothed, without clawing and zapping the victim's brains, and most importantly not shouting some of the most embarrassing battlecries in the history of feminism.)

CWC loved to create his enemies in Soul Calibur III and make pathetic videos where he struggles to beat them on the lowest difficulty setting. He has threatened to do this to various people, including the fan artist Evan and anyone who dared draw a pickle on his female cartoon characters.

In the Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles ad, Chris promises CWC and Sonichu-related DLC for Soul Calibur IV. With the most advanced boob physics to date this series has seen, the public at large would probably rather not see that pack come to fruition. (Unless Mary Lee Walsh is included, naturally.)

Soul Megan

Apparently he and Megan Schroeder were dedicated players of the arcade version, too, judging by e-mails discussing the purchasing of horribly overpriced weapon and ability cards to be used with the coin-op game.

One aspect of Chris's Megan obsession included creating a character of Megan in the game, which reportedly gave her the creeps. (Sadly, this probably wouldn't even crack the top 10 when it comes to unpleasant Megan-related behavior from Chris.)

Chris vs Mary Lee Walsh

The EPIC Battle between the High-Functioning Autistic Warrior who was only searching for TRUE LOVE, and the EVIL WITCH of the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens who previously SHATTERED HIS HEART AND SOUL by making it OBVIOUS that it was ILLEGAL to have a Sweetheart of the opposite gender in Virginia... "VIRGINIA IS FOR VIRGINS!"

External links

Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE Chris's videos Master Onion A-La Mode