ToJackie
ToJackie is a video Chris uploaded on 30 October 2010. In this video, Chris begs Jackie not to leave him, insisting that she matters more than video games, that he can make her laugh, and that no other non-living object can replace her.
Video
| ToJackie | |
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| Stardate | 30 October 2010 |
| Subject Matter |  Gal Pals
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| Performance Style |  Tragedy,  Comedy,  Reason
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| Saga |  Jackie
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| Shirt |  Grey T-shirt
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Transcript
[Chris performs a dramatic glasses removal.]
Listen. Jackie? I gotta— I gotta tell it to you straight. I mean, yeah. I have been doing these videos and everything FOR YOU. I put— I've given you so much time and energy. I want you to know that… it is all good. I am being honest with you. I have been honest with you. Sometimes, I have misspoke. But you are important to me than ANYTHING. Believe me! I swear. Hands to God. And on my Bible. I'll have to go look for it.
[Chris turns around, looking for his Bible.]
It's right over— here it is.
[Chris picks up a box, which is clearly not a book.]
Yeah, look. Hand on my Bible. I swear to God. I love you more than any— more than anything, Jackie. I love you more than anything.
[Chris puts the "Bible" down.]
And, plus, I'll be able to make you laugh. Make you more happy. Make you smile a lot more, after we meet— after we get together. I mean—
[Chris turns around, shoves fake breasts down his shirt, and turns around again.]
TBC
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