Cakefarts
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Cakefarts (leaked as fyfdriryjehvsdthyjvdj.mp4 [SaveYouTube.com]) is a video leaked on 25 February 2012 in which Chris sits his naked ass on a $9 chocolate cake for Jackie's amusement. The full uncensored version can be found here.
Video
| Cakefarts | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Performance Style | 
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| Saga |  
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| Shirt | Blue tank top |
Transcript
Heeey Jackie-pie! Mmm. You know what I like da most? Cake farts.
[Chris proceeds to finger the cake, followed by licking his digit]
Mmm. Let's get this done.
Chris has the words "AWESOME SAUCE" written in barely legible script on his ass. One of the E's is the wrong way around, and there is scribbled out attempt at writing the word awesome.
[Unintelligible]... Sauce... There it is: Sauce. A dance! Is dance! Doin' a dance. Doo wop doo. Drink a monkey monkey and [unintelligible]
[Chris flails about like a retard in order to make his deformed dick jiggle]
Let's do this.
[Performs the act for which the video is named]
What the hell am I doing here? [Finishes smearing ass with chocolate cake] What the hell am I doing? I paid 9 American dollar for this cake. That's a lotta yen. Kawaii! Bye, Japan.
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