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[[Chris]] hangs out with his [[gal-pal]] Scarlet again. It is revealed here that she has a boyfriend, but doesn't want Chris to know because he'll throw a huge hissy fit. Ironically, she says that right in front of him, but he's too busy "playing guitar hero" to notice.
In '''Chris's Big Night Out II''', [[Chris]] hangs out with his [[gal-pal]] Scarlet again. It is revealed here that she has a boyfriend, but doesn't want Chris to know because he'll throw a huge hissy fit. Ironically, she says that right in front of him, but he's too busy "playing guitar hero" to notice.


==Chris Draws Sonichu==
==Chris Draws Sonichu==
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===Transcript===
===Transcript===


''[Chris is kneeling down in front of a chalkboard wall, where he draws Sonichu's head in yellow chalk. He draws a [[Chris and copyright|(c)]] under Sonichu and begins to write his name next to the drawing. At about 0:32 a woman crouches next to him to write something on the wall, and Chris takes a second to register this. He continues writing [[Chris and his ego|"Christian W Chandler is a Nice and Good Man"]]. He straightens up and poses next to the drawing, giving the camera a thumbs-up sign.]''
''[Chris is kneeling down in front of a chalkboard wall, where he draws Sonichu's head in yellow chalk. He draws a [[Chris and copyright|©]] under Sonichu and begins to write his name next to the drawing. At about 0:32 a woman crouches next to him to write something on the wall, and Chris takes a second to register this. He continues writing [[Chris and his ego|"Christian W Chandler is a Nice and Good Man"]]. He straightens up and poses next to the drawing, giving the camera a thumbs-up sign.]''


Girl: Okay, lemme take a picture.
Girl: Okay, lemme take a picture.
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===Transcript===
===Transcript===


[''Some asshole in the background is doing a mediocre job of singing Pat Benetar's "Hit Me with Your Best Shot"'']
[''Some asshole in the background is doing a mediocre job of singing Pat Benatar's "Hit Me with Your Best Shot"'']


Girl: Oh, God....
Girl: Oh, God....

Revision as of 13:57, 14 November 2010

In Chris's Big Night Out II, Chris hangs out with his gal-pal Scarlet again. It is revealed here that she has a boyfriend, but doesn't want Chris to know because he'll throw a huge hissy fit. Ironically, she says that right in front of him, but he's too busy "playing guitar hero" to notice.

Chris Draws Sonichu

Transcript

[Chris is kneeling down in front of a chalkboard wall, where he draws Sonichu's head in yellow chalk. He draws a © under Sonichu and begins to write his name next to the drawing. At about 0:32 a woman crouches next to him to write something on the wall, and Chris takes a second to register this. He continues writing "Christian W Chandler is a Nice and Good Man". He straightens up and poses next to the drawing, giving the camera a thumbs-up sign.]

Girl: Okay, lemme take a picture.

Chris Fires Away

Transcript

[Some asshole in the background is doing a mediocre job of singing Pat Benatar's "Hit Me with Your Best Shot"]

Girl: Oh, God....

Chris: I'm praying Guitar Hero!

Girl: [Laughs]

Guy: So, next time you're going to bring your boyfriend?

Girl: That might be a... bad idea.

Chris: [Whilst air-guitaring in such a way that would cause even the most amateur guitar player scratch his head, mouths "hit me with your best shot" in sync with the song]

Guy: You don't want him to know?

Girl: He wouldn't take it real well.

Guy: Huh?

Girl: He wouldn't take it well. Which is understandable, really. [laughs like Elmer Fudd]

Chris: [Hideously "struts" his "stuff" when the song gets to the guitar solo, imagining that he is air guitarring a badass solo... all on open strings!]

Guy: We got the guitarist right here, everybody! We got the guitarist!

Girl: [Laughs and cheers]

[After another full minute of Chris making an ass of himself, the song is coming to a close]

Girl: Chris!

[The one and only creator of the Sonichu franchise finally sits his shameless ass down]

Girl: [Laughs]

Chris: [In a southern accent] Star power, baby!

Girl: Yep.

Chris Needs Females

All female hands on me!

Transcript

Chris: All female hands on me!

Girl: [laughs]

Girl: So, how does the drink taste?

Chris: [sighs] It—it's good.

Girl: Good?

Chris: [sounds a bit rapey] Delicious.

See also

So Need a Cute Girl

A near public apology Chris's videos Rollin' and Trollin'