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'''''ModNation Racers''''' is a customizable kart racing game for the [[ | '''''ModNation Racers''''' is a customizable kart racing game for the [[PlayStation 3]], [[PSP of Fail|PlayStation Portable]], and [[PlayStation Vita]] that [[Chris]] has taken a liking to. It isn't quite [[2010]]'s answer to ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'', but it is close. | ||
In addition to providing [[Autism|autistics]] with the simple gameplay used in kart racers and cute, [[Homos|gaily]]-colored characters found in [[ | In addition to providing [[Autism|autistics]] with the simple gameplay used in kart racers and cute, [[Homos|gaily]]-colored characters found in [[Pokémon|many]] [[Animal Crossing|children's]] [[Sonic the Hedgehog|games]], ''ModNation Racers'' is heavily based around user-generated content, much like ''LittleBigPlanet''. Chris can now foist his questionable [[Chris and art|design skills]] upon the world through a kart racing game. | ||
==Chris's ModNation career== | ==Chris's ModNation career== | ||
[[Image:126473378631.JPG|thumb|200px|How Modnation looks in Chris's mind.]] | [[Image:126473378631.JPG|thumb|200px|How Modnation looks in Chris's mind.]] | ||
When only the beta version of the game was available, Chris posted 25 screen caps of him driving a yellow, [[Sonichu]]-themed cart around an empty racetrack on the [[CWCipedia]]. These were filed under [[ | When only the beta version of the game was available, Chris posted 25 screen caps of him driving a yellow, [[Sonichu]]-themed cart around an empty racetrack on the [[CWCipedia]]. These were filed under [[Chris and copyright|"Original CWC Art"]]. Later, after the retail version arrived, he created a number of characters and cars (images are available below), as well as a CWCville track. | ||
It is of great concern to Chris that despite his belief that he has a large [[fanbase]], barely anybody has bothered to download his poorly designed track and he continues to whore it out at every opportunity. On 17 July 2010, Chris updated his [[Twitter]] account for the first time in ages, begging his imaginary followers to give him codes for the "Mystery Mods" (promotional DLC packs included with the pre-ordered copies of the game<ref>[http://blog.us.playstation.com/2010/04/27/modnation-racers-mystery-mods-revealed/]</ref>) and to download his CWCville track so that he could acquire yet another trophy. 26 July saw yet another Twitter update whining for downloads and positive reviews. | It is of great concern to Chris that despite his belief that he has a large [[True and Loyal Fanbase|fanbase]], barely anybody has bothered to download his poorly designed track and he continues to whore it out at every opportunity. On 17 July 2010, Chris updated his [[Twitter]] account for the first time in ages, begging his imaginary followers to give him codes for the "Mystery Mods" (promotional DLC packs included with the pre-ordered copies of the game<ref>[http://blog.us.playstation.com/2010/04/27/modnation-racers-mystery-mods-revealed/]</ref>) and to download his CWCville track so that he could acquire yet another trophy. 26 July saw yet another Twitter update whining for downloads and positive reviews. | ||
He also posted multiple threads on the forums at [[GameFAQs]] and | He also posted multiple threads on the forums at [[GameFAQs]] and GameSpot making similar demands. When his initial beg-a-thons were deleted because of those boards' anti-soliciting policies, Chris, being Chris, just went ahead and posted them again. | ||
Despite having all the free time in the world to practice his skills, Chris remained mediocre at ''ModNation Racers''. This should come as little [[Soul Calibur|surprise]]. After racing in 1,600+ contests, Chris has won less than a quarter of these (with almost 100 "Disconnected" and "Did Not Finishes", indicating some [[ | Despite having all the free time in the world to practice his skills, Chris remained mediocre at ''ModNation Racers''. This should come as little [[Soul Calibur|surprise]]. After racing in 1,600+ contests, Chris has won less than a quarter of these (with almost 100 "Disconnected" and "Did Not Finishes", indicating some [[Chris and anger|tard-rage]] present). | ||
Additionally, a number of his characters show they have been used in 0 races even days after their creation, meaning even Chris didn't even bother to use his own creations. | Additionally, a number of his characters show they have been used in 0 races even days after their creation, meaning even Chris didn't even bother to use his own creations. | ||
==Forum posts== | ==Forum posts== | ||
Chris made several posts in the ''MNR'' forums in 2011-12. Most notable is his claim to be "[[For Julie's Eyes Only|famous online]]" in a bid to get downloads for his | Chris made several posts in the ''MNR'' forums in 2011-12. Most notable is his claim to be "[[For Julie's Eyes Only|famous online]]" in a bid to get downloads for his PlayStation Vita mods.<ref>[http://community.eu.playstation.com/t5/user/viewprofilepage/user-id/548189]</ref> | ||
===Re: Mod and Kart of the week submission for ModNation Monday Blogs=== | ===Re: Mod and Kart of the week submission for ModNation Monday Blogs=== | ||
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File:ModNation PrincessClara.jpg|Princess Clara | File:ModNation PrincessClara.jpg|Princess Clara | ||
File:ModNation FoxxyLove.jpg|Foxxy Love | File:ModNation FoxxyLove.jpg|Foxxy Love | ||
File:ModNation No24MHSPlayer.jpg|A [[ | File:ModNation No24MHSPlayer.jpg|A [[Niggos|basketball player]] from Chris' [[Manchester High School|high school]] | ||
File:ModNation MHSCheerleader.jpg|...and a [[Laura_Beth_Dorazio|cheerleader]] to pair him off with. | File:ModNation MHSCheerleader.jpg|...and a [[Laura_Beth_Dorazio|cheerleader]] to pair him off with. | ||
File:ModNation No65MHSPlayer.jpg|Another basketball player. | File:ModNation No65MHSPlayer.jpg|Another basketball player. | ||
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File:ModNation TiaraBoobowski.jpg| [[List of fictional characters guest appearing in Sonichu#Sonic the Hedgehog franchise|Tiara Boobowski]] | File:ModNation TiaraBoobowski.jpg| [[List of fictional characters guest appearing in Sonichu#Sonic the Hedgehog franchise|Tiara Boobowski]] | ||
File:ModNation AutobotSonChu.jpg| [[Son-Chu]] | File:ModNation AutobotSonChu.jpg| [[Son-Chu]] | ||
File:ModNation TrollMale.jpg| [[Trolls# | File:ModNation TrollMale.jpg| [[Trolls#Devil Trolls|Male devil troll]] | ||
File:ModNation TrollFemale.jpg| [[Trolls# | File:ModNation TrollFemale.jpg| [[Trolls#Devil Trolls|Female devil troll]] | ||
File:ModNation TrollbusterCal.jpg| Fighting trolls everywhere with [[The Creepy Stare|the creepy stare]] | File:ModNation TrollbusterCal.jpg| Fighting trolls everywhere with [[The Creepy Stare|the creepy stare]] | ||
File:ModNation TrollbusterDeeDee.jpg| ...And Sarah Palin, apparently. | File:ModNation TrollbusterDeeDee.jpg| ...And Sarah Palin, apparently. | ||
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File:ModNation Prowler.jpg| [[Prower|Prowler]] | File:ModNation Prowler.jpg| [[Prower|Prowler]] | ||
File:ModNation CountGraduonScepter.jpg| Count Graduon's [[Sex toys|Scepter]] | File:ModNation CountGraduonScepter.jpg| Count Graduon's [[Sex toys|Scepter]] | ||
File:ModNation AmericanRabbitsskates.jpg| [[ | File:ModNation AmericanRabbitsskates.jpg| [[The Adventures of The American Rabbit|The American Rabbit]]'s rollerskate | ||
File:ModNation Foxxy5..jpg| A van featured in the series [[Wikipedia:Drawn Together|Drawn Together]] | File:ModNation Foxxy5..jpg| A van featured in the series [[Wikipedia:Drawn Together|Drawn Together]] | ||
File:ModNation ChrisChanSonichuKart.jpg|A kart for [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] | File:ModNation ChrisChanSonichuKart.jpg|A kart for [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] | ||
File:ModNation Arwing.jpg|[[Wikipedia: | File:ModNation Arwing.jpg|[[Wikipedia:Star Fox (series)#Arwing|Another game franchise ruined by Chris...]] | ||
File:ModNation ManchesterHighShortBus.jpg|[[Slow-in-the-minds|The short bus]] | File:ModNation ManchesterHighShortBus.jpg|[[Slow-in-the-minds|The short bus]] | ||
File:ModNation TrollbustersTruck.jpg| Who you gonna call? The [[Trolls|Troll]][[Ghostbusters|Busters!]] | File:ModNation TrollbustersTruck.jpg| Who you gonna call? The [[Trolls|Troll]][[Ghostbusters|Busters!]] | ||
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File:CWCvilleTrackForest.jpg| [[Rape|CWCville Forest]] | File:CWCvilleTrackForest.jpg| [[Rape|CWCville Forest]] | ||
File:CWCvilleTrackMountain.jpg| CWCville Mountains | File:CWCvilleTrackMountain.jpg| CWCville Mountains | ||
File:CWCvilleTrackBeach.jpg| [[ | File:CWCvilleTrackBeach.jpg| [[Sonichu 8#Episode 18: "Spring Break, 2008!"|CWCville Beach]] | ||
File:ModNationCity.jpg| ModNation City | File:ModNationCity.jpg| ModNation City | ||
File:Trophytrack.png|A track shaped like a trophy | File:Trophytrack.png|A track shaped like a trophy | ||
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ModNation Racers is a customizable kart racing game for the PlayStation 3, PlayStation Portable, and PlayStation Vita that Chris has taken a liking to. It isn't quite 2010's answer to LittleBigPlanet, but it is close.
In addition to providing autistics with the simple gameplay used in kart racers and cute, gaily-colored characters found in many children's games, ModNation Racers is heavily based around user-generated content, much like LittleBigPlanet. Chris can now foist his questionable design skills upon the world through a kart racing game.
Chris's ModNation career
When only the beta version of the game was available, Chris posted 25 screen caps of him driving a yellow, Sonichu-themed cart around an empty racetrack on the CWCipedia. These were filed under "Original CWC Art". Later, after the retail version arrived, he created a number of characters and cars (images are available below), as well as a CWCville track.
It is of great concern to Chris that despite his belief that he has a large fanbase, barely anybody has bothered to download his poorly designed track and he continues to whore it out at every opportunity. On 17 July 2010, Chris updated his Twitter account for the first time in ages, begging his imaginary followers to give him codes for the "Mystery Mods" (promotional DLC packs included with the pre-ordered copies of the game[1]) and to download his CWCville track so that he could acquire yet another trophy. 26 July saw yet another Twitter update whining for downloads and positive reviews.
He also posted multiple threads on the forums at GameFAQs and GameSpot making similar demands. When his initial beg-a-thons were deleted because of those boards' anti-soliciting policies, Chris, being Chris, just went ahead and posted them again.
Despite having all the free time in the world to practice his skills, Chris remained mediocre at ModNation Racers. This should come as little surprise. After racing in 1,600+ contests, Chris has won less than a quarter of these (with almost 100 "Disconnected" and "Did Not Finishes", indicating some tard-rage present).
Additionally, a number of his characters show they have been used in 0 races even days after their creation, meaning even Chris didn't even bother to use his own creations.
Forum posts
Chris made several posts in the MNR forums in 2011-12. Most notable is his claim to be "famous online" in a bid to get downloads for his PlayStation Vita mods.[2]
Re: Mod and Kart of the week submission for ModNation Monday Blogs
| I've put my photos onto my Flickr account. Creator PSN name: Sonichu Creation Name: Sodium One Soldier and Salt Shooter Tank. http://www.flickr.com/photos/chrischansonichu/5206996798/ http://www.flickr.com/photos/chrischansonichu/5206996802/ http://www.flickr.com/photos/chrischansonichu/5206996806/ http://www.flickr.com/photos/chrischansonichu/5206996812/ http://www.flickr.com/photos/chrischansonichu/5206996814/ |
Download My Vita Goods.
18 March 2012
| I am famous online, as well as my PS3 Sonichu, Rosechu and Cwcville Mods, Karts and Tracks, yet my Vita goods aren't being sought after equally.
Please download ALL of my goods on Vita in the Road Trip. PSN: Sonichu Keyword Search: Sonichu Have a good day. |
Re: Mod Postcards: Show Us What You've Got [ Edited ]
20 March 2012
**Me and my Sonichu |
Re: ModNation Racers: Road Trip (KARTS / MODS) - "San Diego Studio Faves" Submissions
29 March 2012
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PSN: Sonichu Mod: Sonichu Kart: Sonichu's Kart Tracks: City of Cwcville (Five Track Set) All of whch, and more, are available for download on Vita and PS3. |
Gallery
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| Chris's ModNation characters |
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| Chris's ModNation cars |
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| "Tour de CWCville" ModNation tracks |
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| High-res character mods |
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