August 2016 Paid Video Requests

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This page lists the video requests that Chris was paid to do in August 2016.

Singing "All of the Lights"

Singing "All of the Lights"
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Stardate	8 August 2016

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And now by paid request. via YouTube Capture

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[Chris leans back into his chair, then awkwardly assumes an uncomfortable position.]

Hello everybody! Here's another song, by paid request!

[Chris hits a button on his PS4 controller and looks up at his out-of-shot TV. He grabs the remote, and the song All of the Lights by Kanye West featuring Rihanna and Kid Cudi starts playing. Chris weakly follows along to the lyrics of the song, fidgeting throughout the video.]

All of the lights, all the lights, all the lights, lights, lights, lights, lights
All of the lights
All of the lights
All of the lights

-the lights-here, baby
Turn 'em up extra bright, I want y'all to see this
Turn up the lights in here, baby
You know what I need
Want you to see everything
Want you to see turn off the lights

Fast cars, shooing stars

All the lights
All of the lights
Until it's Vegas everywhere we are
All the lights
All the lights
If you want it you can get it for the rest of your liiife
If you want it you can get it for the rest of your liiife

Something
I hold my head
MJ gone, our nigga dead!
I slapped my girl, she called the feds
I did dat time and spent that bread
I’m headin' home, I’m almost there
I’m on my way headin' up the stairs
To my surprise a nigga chasin' me
I had to take 'em to the ghetto university

All the lights
Cop lights, flash lights, spot lights
Strobe lights, street lights
All the lights
All
Fas' life, drug life
Thug life, rock li-
Every night
All the lights

-lights in here, baby
Extra bright, I want y'all to see, see this
Turn up the lights in here, baby
You know what I need
I want you see everything
Want you see all the lights

Ca-can’t see my daughter
Her mother, brother, grandmother hate me in that order
-blic visitations
We met at Borders
Told her she take me back
I’ll be more supportive
I made mistakes
I bump my head
Courts stuck me dry
I spent that bread
She need a daddy
Baby please, can’t let her grow up in that ghetto university

-f the lights
Cop lights, flash lights, spap (sic) lights
Strobe lights, street lights
[Chris misses the two "All of the Lights here]
Fast life, drug life
[unintelligible], lock life
Every night
All of the lights

Turn up the lights in here, baby
Estra briiight, want y'all to see this
Turn up the lights in here, baby
You know what I need
Want you to see everything
Want you to see all the lights

-ine, baby
Gotta let niggas know, yeah
Get it right, ay
should go and get your own, get your own

Get mine, baby
Gotta let them know, yeah, get it right
Get it right, ay
You should go and get your own

There you go. Have a good day. Thank you.

To Shelly

A set of screenshots from Kiwi Farms user crayolasword show that Chris initially wanted to charge $10 for this video. However, after his work ethic was questioned, he made it for free, possibly so he could use it for his own advantage when he later made a Facebook post imploring any former Etsy customers to "take a good look at me in my latest video on my YouTube channel. I am feeling Very Tired..." (even though his shop got closed months ago for failing to send products).

To Shelly
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Stardate	13 August 2016
Saga	Tomgirl Tomgirl
Shirt	Blue shirt

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via YouTube Capture

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[Chris leans back into his chair and retracts his hand from the bottom right of the frame. Throughout the video, he fidgets around, playing with his hair or moving his right hand around.]

Ahhh, hello, this is Christine Chandler coming to you from my home once again, uhh, so hey, uh, Shelly from your husband, he definitely wishes you a happy birthday and I wish you a happy birthday too. M'kay? So, you turn another year older and another year wiser... That's good. Have a good day.

[Chris leans forward and extends his hand to the bottom right of the frame.]

Happy Birthday, McKenna

Happy Birthday, McKenna
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Stardate	18 August 2016
Saga	Tomgirl Tomgirl
Shirt	Meh

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By paid request. via YouTube Capture

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[Chris looks at his phone, which is down in his lap. Lucy is also in his lap, her head in the corner of the frame.]

Hello McKenna, this is Christine Chandler, comin' to ya live from home, wishing you a happy birthday. I hope you have a great and safe one, and a great year.

[Chris picks up the camera and moves it so that Lucy is facing the camera. Chris speaks in a much higher pitched voice.]

Here's my cat, Lucy! Mew! She wishes you a good day, too! Don't ya, miss!

[Chris turns the camera towards himself. He speaks in his normal voice now.]

M'kay. Have a good day, McKenna.

Singing an ol' diddy

Singing an ol' diddy
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Stardate	23 August 2016

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via YouTube Capture