CWC Fighter

"CWC Fighter" is a video from 18 August 2009 in which Chris Chan shows us his martial arts moves. In the background, a riding lawn mower can be seen, confirming that when Chris complains about how he occasionally is forced to mow the lawn he is, in fact, sitting down the entire time.

Coincidentally, Chris Chan is also the name of a Wing Chun grandmaster. There is no relation, as you can see.

Video

“	Watch It, I have a little Chun-Li within me.	”
Official description

File:ChunLi.jpg

Probably what Chris has in mind

CWC Fighter
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Stardate	18 August 2009
Performance Style	Crazy
Shirt	Red shirt
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Transcript

[A camera is pointed at the back of Chris's blue stationwagon parked in the yard. A riding lawnmower is visible. Chris walks into the frame, dressed in a bright red T-shirt with an undersized denim vest and blue jeans. He also wears his Sonichu medallion. He stands, legs apart, hands clasped in front of him, eyes closed as if in prayer. He is possibly invoking some kind of ungodly power. He brings his hands to his sides, and with a crazed look he swings his right arm backwards. Aiming to either side of his body, he makes an upwards, poking motion with his left hand, then his right. His fingers are fully extended. He does the same thing, except straight ahead. He punches the air and twirls around, his back to the camera. He makes a somewhat awkward spinning kick and recovers ungracefully. He kicks air with his other leg with his arms akimbo and his head cocked to one side. He takes a step back and does two pitiful punching motions aimed at nowhere in particular. He attempts an uppercut and fails horribly at it, vaguely resembling a wounded animal. Chris punches some more air in random directions, but with much, much less force than when he started 20 seconds ago. Chris crouches down and does a very, very slow spinning kick where that looks particularly ineffectual. Chris returns to the camera, flashes a victory sign, and assures the viewer that there is a tiny Chinese woman inside of him informs the viewer that there is a small dildo up his ass states:]

I've got a little Chun Li, withiiiiin me.

Remix

FALCCCCCCCCCONNNNNNN CHRIS
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Stardate	20 August 2009
Made By	puppetchaos
Subject Matter	CWC_Fighter
Video Type	(VGM) Remix
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CWC Ballet
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Stardate	21 August 2009
Made By	OhhhMyAxels
Subject Matter	CWC_Fighter
Video Type	?????
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External links

• Wikipedia article on Chris Chan Lee

⇐ Light His Mind's Darkest Hour

Chris's videos

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