This page contains chats from the Watchmen Discord server The Place during February 2021. Chris's messages (while roleplaying as Sonichu) are color-coded yellow.
First Layer chats
Chris and the Watchmen's untrusted guests chatted in this layer.
Merlin's Deal with Chris
1 February 2021
- Main article: Thinking with Portals#Merlin's Deal with Chris
Sally Acorn Dream
2 February 2021
Morning. I just woke up from a dream that ended up with me almost having sex with Sally Acorn; this body woke up feeling really sexually, ravenously, dazedly hungry. Take from that what you will.
I tell you all this, as I do feel among friends, here, as well. (edited)
Aside from Rosey, here, Magi-Chan, Chris, and the close others.
Thanks.
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Piezoelectric Crystals
2 February 2021
- Main article: The Place chats - Piezoelectric Crystals
Praetor and the Taser
8 February 2021
- Main article: Thinking with Portals#Praetor and the Taser
Praetor and the Taser, part 2
8 February 2021
- Main article: The Place chats - Watchmen-Praetor confrontations#8 February 2021, part 2
Chris Calls The Watchmen Out
13 February 2021
- Main article: The Place chats - Watchmen-Praetor confrontations#13 February 2021
Lonely Feelings
17-19 February 2021
- Main article: The Place chats - Lonely Feelings
20 February 2021
Masturbation discussions
27 February 2021
- Main article: The Place chats - Masturbation discussions
Second Layer chats
The section covers chats from the second layer of the Watchmen's Discord server The Place.
Chris and the Watchmen's untrusted guests did not have permissions to view this layer.
The Watchmen Freak Out Over the Taser Situation
5 February 2021[2]
NOTE: Chris was not directly involved in this conversation.
Nova 01:21 PM
@ภคยﻮђՇ Trip?
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Naught 01:23 PM
Yeah, caden is taking cwc on a trip with the stun gun to put against electricity so cwc can zap 2 the extreme or something suspicious
With crystals
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Nova 01:23 PM
Dear fucking Christ...
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MKR 01:23 PM
They're ganna hurt him...
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Nova 01:23 PM
@Josh Paedo LLC is being an active threat to life and limb again...
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Naught 01:24 PM
Hes streaming
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Nova 01:24 PM
Ah, didn't know.
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MKR 01:24 PM
As soon as hes done he should be made aware
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Naught 01:24 PM
[Defunct YouTube link to "February 5th, 2021 - Mad at the Internet" by Mad at the Internet]
Indeed,
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Naught 01:34 PM
Angry retard noises..
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Nova 01:38 PM
Did he set a time yet?
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Naught 01:38 PM
Idk, I just heard about this fail fuckery
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Nova 01:38 PM
The Praedovan ain't just coming into the driveway, so thank fuck for that. (edited)
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Naught 01:49 PM
ok, i let @Josh know, people see me as a kid or something and they don't listen I kinda hate it
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MKR 01:50 PM
Did he not take it seriously?
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Naught 01:50 PM
No I mean like in general
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MKR 01:51 PM
Oh
Yeah, I get that a lot irl
Its babyface
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MKR 01:51 PM
Like reeeeee I'm an adult >:[
tewi[3]
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Naught 01:51 PM
I will hurt u if need be
Rich[4]
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Nova 01:52 PM
Young Terry?
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MKR 01:52 PM
I want to hurt the bad people
hinastare[5]
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MKR 01:52 PM
I want them to suffer for messing with my tard
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Anaxis (Lainchu) 03:27 PM
[Replying to "Yeah, caden is taking cwc on a trip with the stun gun to put against electricity so cwc can zap 2 the extreme or something suspicious"]
Chris told you this?
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Anaxis (Lainchu) 03:27 PM
Oof
Stun gun part too?
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Nova 03:29 PM
I wish we had a timeline, ask Chris maybe?
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Naught 03:30 PM
Yessir pretty dodgy
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Anaxis (Lainchu) 03:32 PM
Praetor would have to be absolute fools to hurt the person that's providing them their source of profit
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Val 03:32 PM
yep let em do it
its retarded but what the fuck can you do
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The WCT 03:53 PM
Praetor will be gone soon. Just wait and watch.
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The Watchmen Express Paranoia Over Praetor
8 February 2021[2]
NOTE: Chris was not directly involved in this conversation.
The WCT 12:17 PM
Is Chris gonna be in this call?
Cause I hope so.
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Nova 12:18 PM
Maybe, want me to ask?
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KND 12:48 PM
my bants are silent but deadly
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Nova 12:50 PM
I'd have preferred them not having an easy out.
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KND 12:51 PM
i wasn't even speaking.
don't know how they thought i was stepping on your toes.
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Nova 12:51 PM
Bingo.
They're really bad liars.
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Nova 12:52 PM
They're going to deflect on literally anybody.
They already deflected it on Chris, but that worked because Chris insisted it was his idea.
Basic bitch sociopaths.
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KND 12:52 PM
that was my extrapolation as well.
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Klop 12:52 PM
trying to create infighting i assume
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Nova 12:54 PM
What a bunch of fucking morons.
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The WCT 12:57 PM
Got any early predictions?
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Nova 12:57 PM
For the call?
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KND 12:58 PM
use vpns if you are going to voice chat with praetor
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Nova 12:58 PM
They won't offer any info if asked, and will try to deflect smugness onto me even if someone else asks a question.
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KND 12:58 PM
have a bad feeling
praetor is obviously going to record the call
but they might also be snatching voip ips
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Anaxis (Lainchu) 01:00 PM
I think you may be overestimating them, although I guess caution is better than carelessness
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Nova 01:04 PM
Discord runs the VoIP through their own servers.
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Anaxis (Lainchu) 01:05 PM
Right, I was gonna say, as long as you don't click any suspicious links if they post them, you should be fine
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Nova 01:11 PM
Fuck these losers.
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KND 01:18 PM
discord admins have given people info before
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Anaxis (Lainchu) 01:19 PM
But we're the admins of this server...
And that being said, we don't have each others' information just by virtue of being admins
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KND 01:20 PM
i meant discord employees
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Nova 01:21 PM
Its a bad look for them though.
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Anaxis (Lainchu) 01:21 PM
Uh...you really think Discord employees would just give away info of users to another user who asks for it?
Praetor aren't the FBI lol
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Nova 01:21 PM
"We were trying to taze an autistic man and someone said some mean things about us" - PaedoVan LLC
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KND 01:23 PM
i was once a satellite analyst on a conspiracy board.
found a secret base in colorado.
one of the admins of that contacted me on u2u (the private message system)
told me "if i didn't slow down" him or someone else would come to my house and do something to me. (edited)
you got weird fucks who work at these internet companies.
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Nova 01:24 PM
Weird, yes. But I only buy a certain level of paranoia.
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KND 01:24 PM
discord is known for its weens
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Anaxis (Lainchu) 01:24 PM
Praetor aren't some evil masterminds, they're just some kids who are trying to make a quick buck off of Chris while simultaneously enabling some of his delusions.
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Val 01:25 PM
[Replying to "Praetor aren't some evil masterminds, they're just some kids who are trying to make a quick buck off of Chris while simultaneously enabling some of his delusions."]
agreed, fuck them
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KND 01:25 PM
all it takes is one homosexual discord admin to be working on the inside
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Anaxis (Lainchu) 01:25 PM
I don't think their intentions are exactly noble but they don't seem the type to go to that length for basically no tangible benefit
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KND 01:25 PM
you should be using a vpn anyway
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The Watchmen Try to Antagonize Praetor (second layer)
8 February 2021[2]
NOTE: Chris was not directly involved in this conversation.
The WCT 07:10 PM
will Praetor keep their word and start a call with us?
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The WCT 07:11 PM
I'll enter 5-10 minutes prior.
(they're supposed to come in by 5 PM)
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Naught 07:11 PM
Oh I skimmed the chat, didn't see that
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MKR 07:13 PM
I want to be there :>
hinastare[5]
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Nova 07:14 PM
At least have one lie on them, that this whole thing was their idea.
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The WCT 07:28 PM
uh oh. lol
This call is going to be interesting if it actually happens.
Please get into VC (x5)
@ภคยﻮђՇ Should I ask them if they still want to get into a call? (edited)
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Nova 07:41 PM
Fire it up, keep on the high ground, get them mad enough they won't want to leak, give nothing.
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Val 07:52 PM
@ me here if you need me
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The WCT 07:52 PM
@ภคยﻮђՇ join.
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NOTE: Several of the following messages are in reaction to statements made during the Taser Discussion.
The WCT 08:29 PM
"you will be".
They're going to regret this.
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Anaxis (Lainchu) 08:32 PM
Don't make threats that can't be kept
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Anaxis (Lainchu) 08:33 PM
All they're gonna do is laugh
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MKR 08:33 PM
@Lainchu go fuck yourself
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Anaxis (Lainchu) 08:33 PM
Pleasant as always, MKR
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MKR 08:33 PM
Ilyt faggot
look[6]
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The WCT 08:34 PM
should I stop recording once Cayden leaves?
reimufacepalm[7] wrong move Cayden.
i don't know about that one Chris.
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The WCT 08:41 PM
too late already screenshot. 🙂
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The WCT 08:41 PM
The misspelling.
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MKR 08:43 PM
The fakeass apology
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NOTE: The Taser Discussion was over by this point.
KND 09:08 PM
milk twizzlers wow
at least twizzlers have a function now
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KND and Nova Argue About How to Deal With Praetor
13 February 2021[2]
NOTE: Chris was not directly involved in this conversation.
KND 01:11 AM
anyone record the voice chat?
i guess i missed whatever chat this was.
what chris is talking about in #general
chris is willing to tase himself for these people
you might be causing a rift
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MKR 01:15 AM
They're already trying to do that on their own
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KND 01:15 AM
chris still cares about jacob and i know he hates the use of slurs
like dumbfuck
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Nova 01:16 AM
Chris is used to it from me.
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KND 01:16 AM
yes they are trying to cause a rift
so repair the hull bucket the water
i don't think we can push them out just yet
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The WCT 01:17 AM
it feels like we're getting close to that point.
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KND 01:17 AM
it would almost be infinitely better to eject them from this server instead of saying anything (edited)
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Nova 01:19 AM
I just want to dig them a hole before they leave, it's very possible that they're going to be found out for fraudulent practices someday.
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The WCT 01:19 AM
oh they will be.
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Nova 01:19 AM
THEIR COMPANY DOESN'T EXIST
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KND 01:19 AM
yeah, but you cant prove anything by calling people names
you can only cause chris to choose one side or the other
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Nova 01:19 AM
I did, their registration as an LLC in VA doesn't exist.
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KND 01:20 AM
it'll take more fuck ups on praetors side, calm heads, and invisible action.
yeah that doesn't actually matter though
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The WCT 01:20 AM
[Replying to "THEIR COMPANY DOESN'T EXIST"]
they aren't called a group of minor enablers with "edgy ween mechanisms" for nothing.
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KND 01:20 AM
LLC is just limited liability, you don't need one to operate a business.
they'll wish they had one though if chris is able to sue them for more then they have..
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Nova 01:21 AM
But they aren't registered in any state records I've found.
If APS is an option...
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Anaxis (Lainchu) 01:25 AM
None of that will even matter to Chris
As long as they're playing along with him, he'll keep going to them
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MKR 01:25 AM
@Lainchu don't you have a server to janny?
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KND 01:26 AM
okay i agree in virginia you do have to register it with virginia tax.
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The WCT 01:27 AM
Wake up @ภคยﻮђՇ we got a situation here.
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The WCT 01:28 AM
I hope Bis was keeping his eyes open the whole time.
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Peachy 01:29 AM
They probably still file as dependents idk if they would think about that 😅
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The WCT 01:30 AM
sup peachy.
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Nova 01:30 AM
I was thinking about the Etsy angle.
There is no way there are 300 sales.
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KND 01:30 AM
i almost bought one
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Nova 01:30 AM
Because that counts...
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Nova 01:33 AM
Let them waste some money, it would be admitting guilt.
Do what you want.
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KND 01:33 AM
chris updated his comment
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Nova 01:36 AM
The Etsy should be reviewed by staff.
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KND 01:36 AM
i don't think etsy will review it
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Nova 01:36 AM
I doubt the 300.
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KND 01:37 AM
etsy will protect their business foremost
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Nova 01:37 AM
Given it would look like money laundering on their part...
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Naught Leaves the Place and Nova Takes Ownership
13 February 2021[2]
NOTE: Chris was not directly involved in this conversation.
Klop 03:25 AM
@Nova where is naught
he left the server
@KND
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Anaxis (Lainchu) 03:29 AM
He left CWCki too
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The WCT 03:32 AM
he's probably stressed out.
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Klop 03:33 AM
I dmed him
he will be available on direct message
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The WCT 03:48 AM
@Nova congrats on taking full power. yay[9]
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Nova 03:49 AM
For some reason, that doesn't feel like a congratulation.
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The WCT 03:50 AM
yeah, I wish I got it but i'm a little too egotistical.
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The WCT 03:51 AM
You also probably made the most sense of every possible candidate. (mostly because you're sane)
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Nova 03:52 AM
Maybe in 30 so years, by your own estimation you'll be fit?
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The WCT 03:52 AM
i'm literally skin and bones. lol
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Nova 03:53 AM
All that matters is Chris.
[2 👍 reactions]
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The WCT 03:53 AM
okay, we can agree on that.
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Nova 03:54 AM
Anything else we can't?
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MKR 03:54 AM
He left?
Probably pissed at what cwc said
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The WCT 03:54 AM
sad, but yes he did.
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MKR 03:54 AM
I am too, but I wont leave
Lainchu should tho
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Anaxis (Lainchu) 03:55 AM
And how do you figure that?
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Nova 03:55 AM
Good timing there.
Go ahead, Kat.
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The WCT 03:56 AM
like Nova said, "All that matters is Chris".
we can debate all we want about what went down tonight but we got to move on, with or without Naught.
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MKR 03:58 AM
I guess that makes Nova and I top dogs here
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The WCT 03:58 AM
he's definitely lurking in the Shadows like always but I'm sure he'd want us to continue the mission.
[Replying to "I guess that makes Nova and I top dogs here"]
technically, Nova is the Sole owner of this server.
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Nova 03:59 AM
Megs is the provisional XO.
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MKR 03:59 AM
XOXO
I'm the tits of the operation >:D
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Nova 04:03 AM
Obviously, I'd just like to know where everyone stands.
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The WCT 04:03 AM
wdym?
in regards to Chris?
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MKR 04:03 AM
You know where I stand
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Nova 04:04 AM
Paedovan has a lot of suspicious influence on things.
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The WCT 04:04 AM
Protect Chris at all costs.
[1 yay[9] reaction]
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MKR 04:05 AM
@Lainchu how do you feel about paedovan?
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The WCT 04:05 AM
he maybe slow in the mind, but he's our friend. And we should never abandon our friend.
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Anaxis (Lainchu) 04:05 AM
[Replying to "@Lainchu how do you feel about paedovan?"]
What, now you want my opinion?
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MKR 04:05 AM
Don't be a cunt about it. I was asking your opinion, yes.
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Nova 04:06 AM
It would be nice to know where your opinions lie.
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Anaxis (Lainchu) 04:06 AM
Well they're a problem obviously, but I don't know if our current methods of dealing with them have been super effective thus far
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MKR 04:07 AM
How would you deal with them?
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Anaxis (Lainchu) 04:08 AM
I'd leave them be for now. Let Vaughn keep leaking information, let public opinion turn against them. That way, when they inevitably fall, Chris hopefully won't blame us for being so aggressive towards them.
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Nova 04:09 AM
Chris generally doesn't operate like that, we need something.
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Anaxis (Lainchu) 04:09 AM
All I know is that the current method of dealing with Praetor is only emboldening them and turning Chris against us
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Nova 04:10 AM
Sooner is better, God knows they might try and get Chris as an "investor" when their ponzi scheme goes tits up.
Paedovan was already as emboldened as they could be when they decided to be the next Idea Guys.
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The WCT 04:12 AM
My question is: Will we need Josh to help us out or nah? (edited)
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MKR 04:12 AM
He doesn't seem all that interested rn
Probably busy with irl stuff
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The WCT 04:12 AM
he's too busy trying to keep the Farms lights on.
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Peachy 04:13 AM
[Replying to "Obviously, I'd just like to know where everyone stands."]
I don’t want to distract from this conversation but I just wanted to say where I stand. I’ve been a little absent lately but I’m still dedicated to helping when I’m needed. I want to protect Cwc
[2 yay[9] reactions]
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Nova 04:14 AM
[Replying to "I don’t want to distract from this conversation but I just wanted to say where I stand. I’ve been a little absent lately but I’m still dedicated to helping when I’m needed. I want to protect Cwc"]
Regarding Praetor, options?
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Peachy 04:15 AM
I am really not sure what’s best. All I know is that I have info on them if things go really poorly and if it is needed (edited)
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The WCT 04:15 AM
I'd say its going down the shitter right now. lol
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Nova 04:16 AM
Sometimes that's all we need, I've been looking far too legit for them.
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Peachy 04:17 AM
Just @ me or dm me if you want the info 😰
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KND 04:37 AM
does chris even give a shit if people start dumping on praetor?
he does when we do it
but, public opinion of praetor is already pretty low
and chris doesn't seem to be phased.
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Anaxis (Lainchu) 04:38 AM
I think it's less about what outsiders think and more about what we think
Because Chris wants all of us to be friends
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Nova 04:39 AM
Praetor will fuck Chris over.
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KND 04:40 AM
only guessing but i think chris only likes praetor cause caden is in virginia.
ive been saying it this entire time, its part of chris's love quest
get friends to meet girls
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The WCT 04:41 AM
Its all a C.O.P.E.
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Nova 04:41 AM
Part of it.
Almost all of it.
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The Watchmen Plot to Dismantle Praetor
13 February 2021[2]
NOTE: Chris was not directly involved in this conversation.
KND 04:41 AM
what if we got chris a friend in virginia?
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The WCT 04:42 AM
[Replying to "get friends to meet girls"]
yup.
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KND 04:42 AM
id turn chris into a pothead, hes probably not that bad to hang out with.
wrong side of the states though
id take chris to bars
oh but barb might get second hand covid.
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The WCT 04:43 AM
oh no! he's killing Grandma!
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KND 04:43 AM
what if we get chris to become afraid of covid...
then he might not fuck about with these punk asses
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The WCT 04:43 AM
hmmmm, interesting.
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Nova 04:43 AM
Chris is very literal, and they've already got a hand in the lore.
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KND 04:44 AM
everyone in the lore comes and goes.
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The WCT 04:44 AM
just like life.
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KND 04:44 AM
besides the originals
annirenee looks hot
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Peachy 04:45 AM
Sub to her Onlyfans cx
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KND 04:45 AM
not that hot
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The WCT 04:45 AM
[Replying to "annirenee looks hot"]
She's cute.
but not hot.
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The WCT 04:46 AM
no. lol
She's an 8.
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KND 04:46 AM
7.1
that smile isn't perfect.
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The WCT 04:46 AM
too bad she's another E-Girl.
(she recently turned 18 in October)
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Nova 04:47 AM
She the lesbo in the jacket?
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KND 04:48 AM
maybe we could start a rift in their ranks
ask the females what they think about praetor trying to zap chris
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Nova 04:49 AM
That ™️ is a fake, soooo...
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The WCT 04:49 AM
maybe fake a compromise?
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KND 04:49 AM
use the females for info
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Peachy 04:50 AM
The tag on the girl in the flannel is the wrong person. Keep that in mind
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The WCT 04:50 AM
I'll see if I can hit up Anni if possible. I don't know if she'd be interested in discussing Chris. lol
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Nova 04:50 AM
We need an in to the other people, @KND or @Neko Onyx (Kat) Make a fake insta to DM them.
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KND 04:50 AM
nope i can't do social media.
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Nova 04:50 AM
[Replying to "I'll see if I can hit up Anni if possible. I don't know if she'd be interested in discussing Chris. lol"]
Oh you...
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KND 04:50 AM
have no personality online.
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Peachy 04:51 AM
I’ve tried to get in touch with her. I haven’t had any luck
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The WCT 04:51 AM
[Replying to "Oh you..."]
relax, I'm not going to make the same mistakes again.
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The WCT 04:51 AM
[Replying to "I’ve tried to get in touch with her. I haven’t had any luck"]
what did you try doing?
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Peachy 04:52 AM
Instagram on multiple accounts. I tried the day we learned about Praetor and weeks after. Nothing each time
Oh yeah I also messaged her on TikTok. Nothing there
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The WCT 04:52 AM
maybe she's not the kind of person who'd respond to dudes.
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Nova 04:52 AM
@Neko Onyx (Kat) Try some simping, IDK, maybe you have a way with desperate fuggos.
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Peachy 04:53 AM
I think she replies to men more tbh
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The WCT 04:53 AM
[Replying to "@Neko Onyx (Kat) Try some simping, IDK, maybe you have a way with desperate fuggos."]
oh you...
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Peachy 04:53 AM
She has some videos of her messaging boys on Insta found on her TikTok
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The WCT 04:53 AM
I don't want to get cocky yet, but what if my simping did end up resulting in CWC being saved?
(I can only dream)
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Nova 04:54 AM
Exactly what I thought.
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Peachy 04:54 AM
That might be an expensive endeavor cx
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The WCT 04:54 AM
honestly, that would make me the worst kind of hero ever possible.
it'd be funny though. lol
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Peachy 04:54 AM
People love antiheroes
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Nova 04:55 AM
We need an outcome.
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The WCT 04:55 AM
hey, I got an idea.
Since Chris and I both follow her on Twitter, maybe I could try getting Chris to hit me up with her.
And if you guys have any questions for her, maybe provide them to me.
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KND 04:56 AM
honestly you shouldn't narrow your focus too heavily.
im sure praetor has invited chris to a separate discord.
sure would be nice to get in there.
then you have access to all their females
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Peachy 04:56 AM
Im not sure. Caden always says he’s a “Discord newbie.”
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The WCT 04:56 AM
we're going to need a mole then.
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The WCT 04:57 AM
[Replying to "Im not sure. Caden always says he’s a “Discord newbie.”"]
I think he's lying.
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Nova 04:57 AM
Damn, I'd rather have hit on the marginally less fugly one.
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Peachy 04:57 AM
I can try to get info out of Owen. I’ve had dms with him before
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KND 04:58 AM
lets say caden hasn't got a separate discord...
what if
we
ban him from here.
that would force him to create one
then we could get a hold of it.
and then we'd have access to all of cadens friends
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Jahans
19 February 2021
- Main article: The Place chats - Jahans discussion
Voting for Lainchu
19-20 February 2021
NOTE: This article or section contains Discord chatlogs mentioning a Deleted User with multiple messages. In Discord, if two or more users chat in sequence then have their accounts deleted, their messages will be mixed together under one "Deleted User" name. Use caution when assuming ownership of a comment made by a Deleted User with multiple messages.
Deleted User
so... I heard Anaxis is gone. I knew it was coming but disappointing nevertheless.
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[cutoff]
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Holy shit
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Why did he get banned?
I was a bit busy for a few days and I come back to this, lol
just surprised
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[cutoff]
Deleted User
sup.
You wanna talk man? @Deleted User
About?
There's talk in this server about me potentially replacing Anaxis as Lainchu.
Seems like a natural progression
CatLoPez says he doesn't want to do it, and other than you, I think people in here think I might be the next best thing.
Nova, MKR, I, and maybe you if you're interested are going to have an emergency VC meeting at 5 PM Pacific tomorrow night. (edited)
K
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
i vote kat, my time zones are weird - main reason i quit
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MKRNightVee
Yeah, just let kat do it.
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Alleged Leak
20 February 2021[10]
20 February 2021
Angefly OC
23 February 2021
- Main article: The Place chats - Angefly
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