CWC Fighter

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"CWC Fighter" is a video from 18 August 2009 in which Chris Chan shows us his martial arts moves. In the background can be seen a riding lawn mower, confirming that when Chris complains about how he occasionally is forced to mow the lawn he is, in fact, sitting down the entire time.

Coincidentally, Chris Chan is also the name of a Wing Chun Grandmaster. There is no relation, as you can see.

Video

Watch It, I have a little Chun-Li within me.
Official description
CWC Fighter
Stardate 18 August 2009
Performance Style Crazy.png Crazy
Shirt Redshirt.png Red shirt
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Transcript

[A camera is pointed at the back of Chris's blue stationwagon parked in the yard. A riding lawnmower is visible. Chris walks into the frame, dressed in a bright red T-shirt with an undersized denim vest and blue jeans. He also wears his Sonichu medallion. He stands, legs apart, hands clasped in front of him, eyes closed as if in prayer. He is possibly invoking some kind of ungodly power. He brings his hands to his sides, and with a crazed look he swings his right arm backwards. Aiming to either side of his body, he makes an upwards, poking motion with his left hand, then his right. His fingers are fully extended. He does the same thing, except straight ahead. He punches the air and twirls around, his back to the camera. He makes a somewhat awkward spinning kick and recovers ungracefully. He kicks air with his other leg with his arms akimbo and his head cocked to one side. He takes a step back and does two pitiful punching motions aimed at nowhere in particular. He attempts an uppercut and fails horribly at it, vaguely resembling a wounded animal. Chris punches some more air in random directions, but with much, much less force than when he started 20 seconds ago. Chris crouches down and does a very, very slow spinning kick where that looks particularly ineffectual. Chris returns to the camera, flashes a victory sign, and assures the viewer that there is a tiny Chinese woman inside of him informs the viewer that there is a small dildo up his ass states:]

I've got a little Chun Li, withiiiiin me.

Remix

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Stardate 20 August 2009
Made By puppetchaos
Subject Matter CWC_Fighter
Video Type (VGM) Remix
TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos


CWC Ballet
Stardate 21 August 2009
Made By OhhhMyAxels
Subject Matter CWC_Fighter
Video Type ?????
TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos

External links

Light His Mind's Darkest Hour Chris's videos One Blessing, and One Curse