Chris's Big Night Out II
In Chris's Big Night Out II, Chris hangs out with his gal-pal Scarlet again. It is revealed here that she has a boyfriend, but doesn't want Chris to know because he'll throw a huge hissy fit. Ironically, she says that right in front of him, but he's too busy "playing guitar hero" to notice.
Chris Draws Sonichu
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[Chris is kneeling down in front of a chalkboard wall, where he draws Sonichu's head in yellow chalk. He draws a © under Sonichu and begins to write his name next to the drawing. At about 0:32 a woman crouches next to him to write something on the wall, and Chris takes a second to register this. He continues writing "Christian W Chandler is a Nice and Good Man". He straightens up and poses next to the drawing, giving the camera a thumbs-up sign.]
Girl: Okay, lemme take a picture.
Chris Fires Away
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[Some asshole in the background is doing a mediocre job of singing Pat Benatar's "Hit Me with Your Best Shot"]
Girl: Oh, God....
Chris: I'm praying Guitar Hero!
Girl: [Laughs]
Guy: So, next time you're going to bring your boyfriend?
Girl: That might be a... bad idea.
Chris: [Whilst air-guitaring in such a way that would cause even the most amateur guitar player scratch his head, mouths "hit me with your best shot" in sync with the song]
Guy: You don't want him to know?
Girl: He wouldn't take it real well.
Guy: Huh?
Girl: He wouldn't take it well. Which is understandable, really. [laughs like Elmer Fudd]
Chris: [Hideously "struts" his "stuff" when the song gets to the guitar solo, imagining that he is air guitarring a badass solo... all on open strings!]
Guy: We got the guitarist right here, everybody! We got the guitarist!
Girl: [Laughs and cheers]
[After another full minute of Chris making an ass of himself, the song is coming to a close]
Girl: Chris!
[The one and only creator of the Sonichu franchise finally sits his shameless ass down]
Girl: [Laughs]
Chris: [In a southern accent] Star power, baby!
Girl: Yep.
Chris Needs Females
| “ | All female hands on me! | ” |
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Chris: All female hands on me!
Girl: [laughs]
Girl: So, how does the drink taste?
Chris: [sighs] It—it's good.
Girl: Good?
Chris: [sounds a bit rapey] Delicious.
See also
| ⇐ A near public apology | Chris's videos | Rollin' and Trollin' ⇒ |