You're Always Pretty
You're Always Pretty (leaked as hyigybybbhgy.flv) is the first video Chris's mother has ever appeared in. In the video Chris and Barb solemnly make small talk while eating at McDonalds. Chris throws her some strangely inappropriate compliments. It is the first of its kind; the most candid look at Chris's mother, who has not yet appeared in his YouTube videos. The video was leaked on 25 February 2012.
This video also provides a firsthand account of Chris' parents' attitude toward the tomgirl look; naturally, Barb is dismissive and disapproving of Chris' perpetual game of dress-up. Barb herself also exhibits a marked decline in her general demeanor since 2000, suggesting that the stress of living among the trash and insects of 14 Branchland Court may be taking its toll on her.
Video
You're Always Pretty | |
Search for video | YouTube, archive |
Subject Matter | Food |
Saga | |
Shirt | Not visible |
Other | Leaked |
Transcript
[Barb and Chris sit at a table eating fast food. Chris has apparently just brought out his camera and set it down. For some reason, Barb is wearing Chris's old pair of Pedo-glasses with the blue Crayola Model Magic bridge.]
Chris: -Oh.
Barb: [Laughing]
Chris: Yeah.
Barb: You got your digital camera?
Chris: Yeah. Just a little something there...
Barb: Who- who're you gonna take pictures of?
Chris: Uuh.. Just you... 'Cause I love you!
Barb: Oh, okay. [Laughing]
Chris: Yeah... Yeah... So, you having fun today? Are we having fun right now?
Barb: I'm eating.
Chris: Mmm'kay. Y'know, you're very pretty. You're always pretty!
Barb: Thank you... [Difficult to make out. Possibly saying "Do you know, we were here, and we were speaking and we're having fun."].
Chris: Hm? What? Yeah. The shirt I picked out from the Goodwill the 'udder day. Yeah. I'm free as a bird! And this bird you cannot change!
Barb: Enjoy your food.
Chris: Yes- [turns off camera]