Chris and anger

Anger may cause one to show one's fangs.

Chris has anger management issues. This usually surfaces when he is under stress.

Causes of Chris's anger

Chris' issues with anger may stem from being tormented in his early childhood by his abusive babysitter whom he was frequently left under the care of while Bob and Barb would go out clubbin' and takin' shots. She allegedly traumatised Chris by locking him alone up in a room full of toys when he was a year old. How ironic. Roach also possibly performed other disgusting acts upon him.

Another person who may be behind Chris's anger issues could be his father Bob Chandler. Being Bob's son, Chris would likely be afraid to retaliate to the things Bob does that annoy him such as very rarely washing his hands and occassionally cutting down the internet. Chris then takes out his anger on innocent well-meaning trolls such as Clyde Cash.

Another cause of Chris's anger is the fact that as of the time of writing, as well as long after, Chris is still a virgin. Being a virgin seems to make Chris feel like he is entitled to being allowed frequent moments of rage and seeing as he only manages to jack off twice a week, due to his bent duck he has large amounts of testostorone stored up in his body he just has to get out.

Examples of Chris's anger

The way Chris expresses his anger can be considered confusing to say the least. In one of his early fits of rage he began to shout Curse-ye-ha-me-ha at several jerkops who were trying to kick him out of a local Walmart. Most normal people do not shout anime references at people who are making them angry. Chris, however, expresses anger like a retarded Internet tough guy would do, taking out his anger on a video camera seeing as he knows it obviously can't and won't fight back. This can be seen in one of his videos on Clyde Cash where he seems to be "Hulking up". He also used to beat people up in Soul Calibur. On the other hand, even as he is seemingly scared from expressing his anger IRL, he seems to have outbursts when sufficiently pushed as well. Chris was at one point forced to take anger management classes sometime after his final confrontation with Mary Lee Walsh. What happened during this epic struggle is only known in Chris's own words.

“	"Then that B-Dog ripped up my notes and all, dragged me to her quarters and talked down to me very RUDELY AND HOARSELY. I reacted with my own attack that she had been asking for the whole time. I was kicked out of PVCC for a year, and I had to take an anger management course and see a psychiatrist for a while. I was allowed back in."	”
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A great example of Chris's anger can be seen in one of Chris's most infamous videos, his "Youtube Finale". In this video Chris repeatedly threatens poor Clyde, claiming he will indeed strangle him some day, even going as far as telling Clyde he will even commit this henious and reprehensible act in a police station, showing Chris has no control over his angry feelings. The fact Clyde was only trolling Chris in an attempt to lash out at him for his role in the death of his late brother Ryan Cash shows even further how much Chris may still require a couple of anger management classes.

On several occasions, Chris has also shouted and screamed in videos, and concluded his argument with some sort of a heinous threat - and promptly followed this up with his trademark conclusion of saying "peace" and showing the peace sign, or with "Have a nice day", or something similar. Chris is apparently completely oblivious to the conflict between these extremes.

“	I will be continuing my comics at the moment. But any FURTHER incident and not only will I STOP the comic, but I WILL go to the police. ALL RIGHT? Back the fuck off. Have a good day.	”
Chris will strangle that Clyde Cash

Occasionally when enraged, his tendency to type important words in ALL CAPS becomes more prominent. Compare these two emails from the Miyamoto Saga--the first sounds fairly calm, though he does let loose one all caps phrase. The second sounds more angry and possibly a bit desperate.

“	Also, Please inform Mr. Miyamoto, but I have just awoken Inspired Sonichu-Wise; I have figured out the Opening Title Movie for Sonichu's Adventure, the Prequel Comic for the possible Pokemon Lightning Version, and the monitary-type collectibles in Sonichu's Adventure; NOT RINGS, but C-Quarters (the main money) and W-Quarters (equals 10 C-Quarters).	”
Chris explaining shit nobody cares about

“	Listen People of Nintendo, DURING MY LIFETIME, my family and I have invested THOUSANDS of American Dollars and Cents in Nintendo Video Games and Systems from NES and Game Boy to Gamecube/Wii and DS/GBA. I have also attached My List of Video Games I have in my collection; 90 PERCENT of Which were ALL BOUGHT BRAND NEW while available in the stores during its MINT Availability. SURLY you can spot back about just under 800 for our Trip To Seattle in advance.	”
Chris on his knees begging for money so he can fly to Redmond, citing his extensive collection of Nintendo games as reason why Miyamoto should fork over 700USD

See also

• Virgin with rage