CWC "Boyfriend"
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CWC "Boyfriend" is a music video "addressed to the WOMEN ONLY" and uploaded by Chris on 25th July 2009. This video is a collection of all, with everything from dancing like a retard, playing the Gitar of Fail and other such devices, to a side order of Gay bashing. He even goes as far to criticize the lifestyle of Gaybians. Paper cut outs are used to display Chris's delusions, as well as several recycled drawings.
The video description and annotations reveal that Chris believes that Ivy killed herself as a result of the cessation in their communications, and he blames Bob for making him stop talking to her. At that part in the video description it also states that "Ivy killed herself on July 2008", being before Chris knew Ivy, although this is more than likely just an arseburger mistake.
It should also be noted at around 2:05, it is shown that Chris-Chan not only purchased the universally panned, all around shitty Rock Band ripoff "Rock Revolution," and what is even more sad, he still uses the drums.
Video
Transcript
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don’t like your boyfriend!
No way! No way!
I think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your boyfriend
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you like me
No way! No way!
No, it’s not a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your boyfriend
You’re so fine
I want you mine
You’re so delicious
I think about ya all the time
You’re so addictive
Don’t you know what I could do to make you feel alright?
Don’t pretend I think you know I’m damn precious
And Hells Yeah
I’m the motherfucking prince, man
I can tell you like me too and you know I’m right
He’s like so whatever
And you could do so much better
I think we should get together now
And that’s what everyone’s talking about!
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don’t like a girlfriend!
No way! No way!That' ain't right, woman!
No way! No way!
I could be your boyfriend
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you like me
Hey, you! Hey, you!
You need to be straight, girl!
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your boyfriend
I can see the way. I see the way you look at me
And even when you look away I know you think of me
I know you talk about me all the time again and again
So come—so come over here, tell me what I want to hear
Better yet make your ???? disappear
I don’t want to hear you say her name ever again
Because, he’s like so whatever
And you could do so much better
I think we should get together now
And that’s what everyone’s talking about!
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don’t like your boyfriend!
No way! No way!
I think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your boyfriend
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you like me
No way! No way!
You know it’s not a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your boyfriend
In a second you’ll be wrapped around my finger
Cause I can, cause I can do it better
There’s no other
So when's it gonna sink in?
He's so trollin' stupic
What the hell were you thinking?!
???? trying to take out my life
But you know I can do it way better
He's an impostor. He's a poser!
What the hells were you thinkin' with that damn Pickle Suit?!
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don’t like your boyfriend!
No way! No way!
I think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your boyfriend
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you'd like me
No way! No way!
No, it’s not a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your boyfriend
Hey! You! You!
I don’t like your boyfriend!
No way! No way!
I think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your boyfriend
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you'd like me
No way!
No, it’s not a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your boyfriend
Hey you!
A Preview
A preview for CWC "Boyfriend" was uploaded by Chris on 20th July 2009. Chris then deleted the video in a matter of hours, leading to serious doubts about the probability of the promised video appearing. Yet, true to his word, the video did arrive five days later, much to everybody's surprise.
Video
Transcript
(Avril Lavigne's song Girlfriend plays in the background)
Chris: (Singing to roughly the tune of the music)
Hey Hey You You I don't like your boyfriend!
No Way No Way I think you need a new one!
Hey Hey You You I could be your boyfriend
Hey hey you you I know that you like me
No way no way I know it's not a secret
Hey hey you you I want to be your boyfriend