IPods Down and Listen Up
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"iPods Down and Listen Up" (known as "iPods Down and Listen Up.MOV") is a video uploaded the 15 December 2009 in which Chris, apparently under the influence of Viagra, fails once again at rapping life.
The rap itself appears to be improvised on the spot, and Chris apparently alludes to what most people would call rape. It is unclear as to what precisely Chris is under the influence of, or how he obtained it.
Video
| iPods Down and Listen Up | |
| Stardate | 15 December 2009 |
| Subject Matter |  Music
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| Shirt |  Straight White Lines
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Transcript
[Chris makes liberal use of his gangsta-speak in this video]
Yo, what is up, homies, and homes, and home-misses... dudettes and dudates. This ain't no update on da Sonichu thang; still workin' on it, but listen [tries to turn this into a song] up, up-up, up, up, up-up! Listen up! Put down your iPods, and listen up! I had a test that shows... stock market had a rise in hooooooes! I tell you what now. Tell ya what, tell ya what (what-what, what).
[a momentary pause to recollect]
Momentary pause to recollect. I tell ya what, ladies, I have a game. Let's play Jungle Fever (Jungle Fever)! I'm the la—I am the manly tiga (manly tiga)! You're the sleek, sexy panther! I pounce on you, you run away. I haven't missed that chase, anyway! And we chase for a while (a, a while), and then you wear out, and you take it like a gal (gal), and then we pump (pump-pump, pump, pump, pump-pump) until we'll be have our little tiga-panther cubs!
Or for—since it's Christmas time, let's make like I'm Mister—yo' Misses Claus. I have a... good ole heat, 'cuz I took... a bit o'... Viagra. Bam, ba-bam, bam, ho, ho-OH!
...Word! I have a confidence booster... and my confidence is at the max! So... there. That's the word of the day. Still an update on the CWCipedia, eyyyy?
Word up. Peace out.
Remixed
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