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'''ToJackie''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 30 [[October 2010]]. In this video, Chris begs [[Jackie]] not to leave him, insisting that she matters more than [[video games]], that he can [[Random access humor|make her laugh]], and that no other [[ | '''ToJackie''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 30 [[October 2010]]. In this video, Chris begs [[Jackie]] not to leave him, insisting that she matters more than [[video games]], that he can [[Random access humor|make her laugh]], and that no other [[Sex toys|non-living]] [[PS3|object]] can replace her. It should be noted that the alleged "bible" he swears upon is so close to the camera that you can't tell whether or not it is a [[Chris and Religion|bible]] at all. | ||
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| name = ToJackie | | name = ToJackie | ||
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| stardate = 30 [[October 2010]] | | stardate = 30 [[October 2010]] | ||
| subject = {{Galpals|text}} | | subject = {{Galpals|text}} | ||
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| shirt = {{BrickFestShirt|Grey T-shirt}} | | shirt = {{BrickFestShirt|Grey T-shirt}} | ||
| previous = [[Ghostbusters (video)|Ghostbusters]] | | previous = [[Ghostbusters (video)|Ghostbusters]] | ||
| next = | | next = [[100 2278]] | ||
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===Transcript=== | {{quote|No video game, no high score or no dang console is going to go over you, because I love you so much more. You can return the feelings and emotions. No dang— non-living object can ever do that. I swear. }} | ||
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=== Transcript === | |||
[[File:I want you Jackie.jpg|thumb|right|200px|How can you say no to that [[stare]]?]] | |||
''[Chris performs a dramatic glasses removal.]'' | ''[Chris performs a dramatic glasses removal.]'' | ||
Listen. Jackie? I gotta— I gotta tell it to you straight. I mean, yeah. I have been doing these videos and everything FOR YOU. I put— I've given you so much time and energy. I want you to know that… it is all good. I am being honest with you. I have been honest with you. Sometimes, I have misspoke. But you are important to me than ANYTHING. Believe me! I swear. | Listen. Jackie? I gotta— I gotta tell it to you straight. I mean, yeah. I have been doing these videos and everything FOR YOU. I put— I've given you so much time and energy. I want you to know that… it is all good. I am being honest with you. I have been honest with you. Sometimes, I have misspoke. But you are more important to me than ANYTHING. Believe me! I swear. [[Chris and religion|Hand to God. And on my Bible]]. I'd have to go look for it. | ||
''[Chris turns around, looking for his Bible.]'' | ''[Chris turns around, looking for his Bible.]'' | ||
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It's right over— here it is. | It's right over— here it is. | ||
''[Chris picks up | ''[Chris picks up and places his hand on his "Bible".]'' | ||
Yeah, look. Hand on my Bible. I swear to God. I love you more than any— more than anything, Jackie. I love you more than anything. | Yeah, look. Hand on my Bible. I swear to God. I love you more than any— more than anything, Jackie. I love you more than anything. | ||
''[Chris puts the | ''[Chris puts the object down.]'' | ||
And, plus, I'll be able to make you laugh. Make you more happy. Make you smile a lot more, after we meet— after we get together. I mean— | And, plus, I'll be able to make you laugh. Make you more happy. Make you smile a lot more, after we meet— after we get together. I mean— | ||
''[Chris turns around, shoves fake breasts | ''[Chris turns around, shoves fake breasts up his shirt, and turns around again.]'' | ||
Hey, look. This is fun. | |||
''[Chris imitates his [[WelcometoBollywood|belly dancing]].]'' | |||
We can feel each other up, ya know? | |||
'' | ''[Chris bends over to show his breasts.]'' | ||
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Ghostbusters (video)|Ghostbusters]]|nextlink= | Hey, look. How do you like lookin' down at ''my'' cleavage? (Chris laughs.) I'll make you smile, make you happy. [Chris removes the fake breasts.] You know I will, because I love you. I love you a lot. | ||
''[Chris pauses and slouches down.]'' | |||
And do— and there ain't no— there's nothing else in the world, 'cept outside my family. [''Chris noticeably sighs.''] You know, 'cause, you know, I gotta— I gotta respect my mom and dad. But no [[sonichu (game)|video game]], no high score or no dang [[PS3|console]] is going to go over you, because I love you so much more. You can return the feelings and emotions. No dang— non-living object can ever do that. I swear. | |||
''[Chris stands up straight, leans forward and [[creepy stare|grabs the camera]].]'' | |||
We'll be very happy together. I know it. I will make you happy as much as possible. And when you're feeling down, I'll make you feel better. I love you. | |||
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Ghostbusters (video)|Ghostbusters]]|nextlink=[[100 2278]]}} | |||
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[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]] | [[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]] | ||
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, October 2010| 2010-10-30 j]] | |||
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Latest revision as of 19:35, 13 September 2021
ToJackie is a video Chris uploaded on 30 October 2010. In this video, Chris begs Jackie not to leave him, insisting that she matters more than video games, that he can make her laugh, and that no other non-living object can replace her. It should be noted that the alleged "bible" he swears upon is so close to the camera that you can't tell whether or not it is a bible at all.
Video
| ToJackie | |
| Direct link | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 30 October 2010 |
| Subject Matter |  Gal Pals
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| Performance Style |  Tragedy,  Comedy,  Reason
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| Saga |  Jackie
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| Shirt |  Grey T-shirt
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| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous Ghostbusters |
next 100 2278 |
| “ | No video game, no high score or no dang console is going to go over you, because I love you so much more. You can return the feelings and emotions. No dang— non-living object can ever do that. I swear. | ” |
Transcript
[Chris performs a dramatic glasses removal.]
Listen. Jackie? I gotta— I gotta tell it to you straight. I mean, yeah. I have been doing these videos and everything FOR YOU. I put— I've given you so much time and energy. I want you to know that… it is all good. I am being honest with you. I have been honest with you. Sometimes, I have misspoke. But you are more important to me than ANYTHING. Believe me! I swear. Hand to God. And on my Bible. I'd have to go look for it.
[Chris turns around, looking for his Bible.]
It's right over— here it is.
[Chris picks up and places his hand on his "Bible".]
Yeah, look. Hand on my Bible. I swear to God. I love you more than any— more than anything, Jackie. I love you more than anything.
[Chris puts the object down.]
And, plus, I'll be able to make you laugh. Make you more happy. Make you smile a lot more, after we meet— after we get together. I mean—
[Chris turns around, shoves fake breasts up his shirt, and turns around again.]
Hey, look. This is fun.
[Chris imitates his belly dancing.]
We can feel each other up, ya know?
[Chris bends over to show his breasts.]
Hey, look. How do you like lookin' down at my cleavage? (Chris laughs.) I'll make you smile, make you happy. [Chris removes the fake breasts.] You know I will, because I love you. I love you a lot.
[Chris pauses and slouches down.]
And do— and there ain't no— there's nothing else in the world, 'cept outside my family. [Chris noticeably sighs.] You know, 'cause, you know, I gotta— I gotta respect my mom and dad. But no video game, no high score or no dang console is going to go over you, because I love you so much more. You can return the feelings and emotions. No dang— non-living object can ever do that. I swear.
[Chris stands up straight, leans forward and grabs the camera.]
We'll be very happy together. I know it. I will make you happy as much as possible. And when you're feeling down, I'll make you feel better. I love you.
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