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[[Image:AdultChroniclesAd.jpg|thumb|To encourage a developer to pick up the game, Chris made his own ad to decrease production costs.]]
[[Image:Sonichu on Game Boy Advance.jpg|thumb|It was supposed to come out on GBA. Guess what? For some reason, it didn't. Also, [[Honor roll|notice the spelling mistake in 'Advance' that was poorly corrected]].]]
The prospect of creating an '''OFFICIAL Sonichu Game''' is one of Chris's long lasting delusions. Being the total fucktard he is, he wants Nintendo and Sega to team up and create this game starring his [[Sonichu (character)|shitty excuse for a character]]. But as in many other areas Chris is not very loyal to anyone, and because of this he is almost as easily tricked by [[trolls]] pretending to be game developers as he is by trolls pretending to be girls.
 
The prospect of creating an official '''''Sonichu''''' video game is one of Chris's long-lasting [[Chris and reality|delusions]]. Showing his impressive [[naïve]]té, he wants [[Nintendo]] and [[Sega]] (and possibly [[Sony]]) to team up and create this game starring his [[Sonichu (character)|plagiarized mishmash of a character]]. But, as in many other areas, Chris is not very loyal to anyone, and, because of this, he is almost as easily tricked by [[trolls]] pretending to be game developers as he is by trolls pretending to be girls.


== Chris's game proposals ==
== Chris's game proposals ==
[[Image:AdultChroniclesAd.jpg|thumb|To encourage a developer to pick up the game, Chris made his own ad to decrease production costs.]]
Unfortunately for people who want to make sense of the whole mess, Chris is extremely vague about what he envisions his ideal games to be. He seems to come up with different game ideas and names, without really bothering to make them too different from each other. The game ideas seem to come and go based on the systems Chris has owned and used at the time, and he seems to be perfectly willing to let the [[trolls|game designers]] take full charge of every aspect of naming and design these games, as long as his vague parameters are followed.


Unfortunately for people who want to make sense of the whole mess, Chris is extremely vague about what he envisions his ideal games to be. He seems to come up with different game ideas and names, without really bothering to make them too different from each other. The game ideas seem to come and go based on the systems Chris has owned and used at the time, and he seems to be perfectly willing to let the <del>trolls</del> highly competent game designers to take full charge of every aspect of naming and design these games, as long as his vague parameters are followed.
Chris has been very quiet about any sort of concrete plans for what the games should be like gameplay-wise and has only stated what characters he envisions the games should have, what sort of "adventures" he envisions them having, and how those characters could possibly tie into level designs. According to the [[Chris dispels videogame rumors|13 September 2009 video]], Chris only has the "story arcs" of the games in his head and on paper:


Chris has never (at least publicly) produced any sort of a concrete plan for what the games should be like gameplay-wise, and has only stated what characters he envisions the games should have, what sort of "adventures" he envisions the characters should have, and how those characters could possibly tie into level designs. He hasn't stated some ''very basic'' gameplay details, such as the supposed ''genres'' of the games; "Pokémon Lightning Version" is easy to figure out, but the rest are anyone's guess. He is possibly picturing the games as some sort of a continuation of the 3D Sonic game series, if one has to hazard a guess into deciphering Chris's intentions. All this is highly alarming, because even the most clueless fangame designers can usually get ''this'' much done. Chris spends much more time pitching the game idea itself (which basically just boils down to "make these games for me", and little else), the characters (which are 100% his and no one else's, and even Nintendo needs a permission from him), and ideas concerning his personal involvement (making advertisements, and offering to act as a voice actor).
{{quote|I got so many more story arcs in there [[Transformers|than meets the eye]], yes- I mean multiple character switches and I have all the story plots, I'm- I have all the story plots in my head, and ON PAPER. On paper. Including like, you know, "Hey, whatever happened to [[Wild Sonichu]]'s scyther father?" He gets kidnapped a long time ago. You know? He gets kidnapped. And then [[Sonichu]] actually- and then Wild Sonichu actually goes and find him. And [[Bubbles]] is on her way to an amusement park. W-, uh... [[Angelica]] goes and defend her new church. [[Punchy]] is out for a new challenge, and [[Magi-chan]], [[Homos|I'm not sure about him yet]]. And [[Sonichu]] is out for- is out to- he's accept- he's accepted the challenge from [[Metal Sonichu]].|Chris, explaining concepts but not details.}}


Aside of nebulous ideas about his dream Sonichu game, Chris has also proposed several different game ideas:
Chris hasn't, however, stated some ''very basic'' gameplay details, such as the supposed ''genres'' of the games; ''[[Pokémon: Lightning Version]]'' is easy to figure out, but the rest is anyone's guess. He is possibly picturing the games as some sort of a continuation of the 3D Sonic game series, with Chris scoffing at the idea of the games being in 2D (and offering no information beyond that). All this is highly alarming because even the most clueless fangame designers can usually get ''this'' much done. Chris spends much more time pitching the game idea itself and considering his personal involvement with the project (making advertisements, and offering to act as a voice actor) than he does on thinking about the actual ''gameplay''.


*[[Sonichu Adventure]] (GameCube, Game Boy Advance)
Ironically, Chris's dream of a Sonichu game, at least based on [[Miyamoto saga]] is that his Sonichu game isn't even really about Sonichu but rather pushing for ''[[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]]'', where Sonichu and Rosechu are minor characters with the main focus on Chris [[Autism|struggling to adjust to adult life]].
*[[Pokemon: Lightning Version]]  
*[[Sonichu Advance]]
*[[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]] (Wii, PS2, PS3, Never on Hex-Box)


Ironically, Chris's dream of a Sonichu game, at least based on [[Miyamoto saga]] is that his Sonichu game isn't even really about Sonichu but rather pushing for [[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]], where Sonichu and Rosechu are minor characters with the main focus on Chris struggling to adjust to adult life.
The Sonichu game was planned to be released on all consoles except the [[HEXBox|HEXBox 360]], due to Chris's pathological Sony-fanboyism and/or his unwillingness to spend his [[monthly tugboat]] on an online connection rather than games. Chris is also hoping the games to be developed on both PlayStation 2 and PlayStation 3, in spite of the fact that PlayStation 2 has been put on the back-burner as far as most developers are concerned.


The Sonichu game was planned to be released on all consoles except the [[Hex Bawx|Hexbawx 360]], due to Chris's pathological Sony-fanboyism and/or his unwillingness to spend his [[monthly tugboat]] on an online connection rather than games. Chris is also hoping the games to be developed on both PlayStation 2 and PlayStation 3, despite of the fact that PlayStation 2 has been put on the back burner as far as most developers are concerned.
=== Why all this is futile ===
{{main|Chris and the industry}}


=== Plans for game add-ons ===
Plain and simple, none of the media companies want unsolicited ideas from the public. There are several reasons for this. While companies do market research and figure out whether the time is ripe for games, they rarely take direct input from gamers on what kind of games they should publish. There are time constraints; a publisher would need to deal with a huge volume of ideas, all of which would need all due consideration. There are legal constraints; if a company rejects the idea, they have to agree to never implement a similar idea even if they came up with it on their own, or the dejected fan might sue them for idea theft. Ideas also take considerable time and energy to be actually implemented. Finally, Chris is in no position to make demands to Nintendo and Sega, since it is, ultimately, ''they'' who hold the copyrights to Pikachu and Sonic.


''Transcending history and the world, a tale of [[jerkops]] and [[troll]]s, eternally retold:'' In [[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]] ad, Chris promised CWC and Sonichu-related content for [[Soul Calibur|Soulcalibur IV]]. The plan fell through because most players didn't want to get fiercely entangled in the Sonichu medallion chains.
==Games proposed==
===Sonichu Adventure===
''Sonichu Adventure'' was a game [[Chris]] planned to release for the [[Nintendo|Nintendo GameCube and Game Boy Advance]] systems before deciding that [[Ego|he]] was a far more interesting topic for a game, and diverted his attention towards ''[[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]]''.  


Over the [[Miyamoto Saga]], the trolls convinced Chris that [[Animal Crossing|Animal Crossing: City Folk]] would get Sonichu and Rosechu as villagers.
The game is a blatant rip-off of ''[[Wikipedia:Sonic Adventure|Sonic Adventure]]'', as evidenced by the title and its release for the GameCube (''Sonic Adventure'' was originally released exclusively for the [[Wikipedia:Sega Dreamcast|Sega Dreamcast]], but was later re-released for the GameCube).


=== Chris's own game development projects ===
''Sonichu Adventure'' was one of the ads in the [[Sonichu 0|first issue]] of [[Sonichu (comic)|the ''Sonichu'' comic]]. In true Chris style, the design of the game never went beyond a mocked-up bit of boxart and a ''[[Nintendo Power]]'' magazine cover that displayed the depths of Chris's awesome talent. 


Chris has chosen [[LittleBigPlanet]] as his own Sonichu game development platform of choice. So far, this has produced a lot of very jawdropping brand of failure.
In early promotional materials, it was titled "Sonichu's Adventure", but the "'s" was dropped in the final box art and images in-game. Details about the game are elaborated in the [[hand-drawn Nintendo Power|hand-drawn ''Nintendo Power'']].


=== Why all this is futile ===
Chris's basic statements about the game in the video ''[[Chris dispels videogame rumors]]'' indicate that the game would have had branching single player story paths, each following different characters. [[Wild Sonichu]] would be questing to find his lost father, [[Bubbles]] does some stupid bullshit at an amusement park, [[Angelica]] has to defend her new church against some unnamed enemy, [[Punchy]] goes out looking for a new challenge (whatever that means), and [[Sonichu]] accepts some kind of challenge from [[Metal Sonichu]]. Chris also says that [[Magi-Chan]] would have been involved in some way as well, but Chris never thought of an idea for what he could do.


Plain and simple, none of the media companies want unsolicited ideas from the public, out of fear of litigation. No one will make you a book or a film or a TV episode if you just got a cool idea. Game industry is not an exception. This fact has been pointed out to Chris a lot of times (and at least twice by real Nintendo representatives, as evidenced by the letters he has read in the Captain's Logs). Unfortunately, Chris misinterpreted all this.
===Sonichu Advance===
''Sonichu Advance'' was Chris's proposed Sonichu game for the Game Boy Advance. The title indicates that it would have probably been a ripoff of the ''Sonic Advance'' series, which are GBA installments of Sega Genesis-style [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic]] games with sprites updated to the ''Sonic Adventure'' art-style, and other graphical improvements.


Game companies may be willing to negotiate a deal to use their properties (such as characters) in games developed by third parties, but those proposals are usually backed up by actual creative teams of developers, and serious, complete plans for games - if not outright working prototypes already. Even in the case the properties are tacked on the prototype later on, the prototypes are usually fully developed so that they can be used ''without'' those properties if the plans fall through. (Example: Star Fox Adventures began as a game that was completely unrelated to Star Fox universe, but Nintendo felt the game was better with SF characters.)
Sonichu Advance first featured in an advertisement in [[Sonichu 0|Sonichu #0]]. It also appeared on Chris's second [[Homemade Nintendo Power magazine]] cover, as featured in his [[The Sonichu Chronicles|Sonichu Chronicles]] PowerPoint presentation for Nintendo.


== The collision of Chris, Loyal Fans and would-be game developers ==
===Pokémon: Lightning Version===
''Pokémon: Lightning Version'' was a [[Pokémon]] game for the Game Boy Advance that Chris planned on releasing, possibly at the same time as ''Sonichu Advance''. Not much is known about this game, as Chris said very little about it, even in advertisements, other than implying you would get to "catch" Sonichus at some point. Chris merely stated that " I have the idea for the story beginning in my head" and that it would feature "Babies for ALL the Sonichus and Rosechus (minus Blake) and Evolutions (For Original Sonichu and Rosechu ONLY)."<ref>[[The_Sonichu_Chronicles]]</ref>


=== Chris's plea to his fans (Mid-2008) ===
===Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles===
In mid 2008, trying to cash on what he believes to be a massive [[TRUE and LOYAL fanbase|fanbase]] (in actuality, [[trolls]] pretending to be fans), Chris implores his fans to be his personal army and beg Nintendo, Sega, and Sony to make his game (because they've probably stopped responding to Chris even with form letters).
{{main|Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles}}


''With the Sonichu Fanbase growing wildly with lots of energtic Hype, I am ready to take Sonichu and my world of Cwcville back to Nintendo of America and SEGA of America. And upon the unity in business between Nintendo, the company who provided me with my second gaming system, the Game Boy, after my very first Commodore 64 computer, SEGA, the company who introduced Sonic the Hedgehog as not only my Life-Long Hero, after the American Rabbit, but as the True Role Model Icon I am proud to have learned some of my attitudes and beliefs from since 1991, and myself, Christian Weston Chandler, we will make Sonichu and Rosechu and their world being more Real than I was able to make them by myself with pen and markers in hand, and a vasly-knowledgeable imagination''
''Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles'' is Chris's extremely dumb and [[Chris and his ego|narcissistic]] [[video game]] idea where one plays Chris trying to fight [[Jerkops]] to find a true [[sweetheart]] and kill [[Mary Lee Walsh]], with [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] as useless, but determined, sidekicks. There is no available information on the genre or mechanics of the game.


''You won't be able to truly say you've "Caught Them All", until you've caught the Original Sonichu and Rosechu in a CWC Approved Nintendo/Sega Pok'emon Lightning Version on GBA and DS to catch a great share of the other currently avilable Four Hundred and Ninty-Three Pok'emon.''
Originally, Chris was determined to see Sonichu made into a game, but based on his interactions during [[Miyamoto Saga]] and in ''[[The Sonichu Chronicles]]'', Chris seems to have become more determined to make his own game all about him and his failure to adjust to adult life.


''Think you know the ins and outs of Sonichu and Rosechu, wait until Season Two of the Comic Book Series, likely to start within the year 2009. I will withdraw myself from being as intrusive in the series as I have been so far; I've been selfish, and I'm tired of drawing myself so much. See how I take my leave of Cwcville in the Season Finale, to hopefully be uploaded and on the Sonichu Site 4th Quarter, 2008 or 1st Quarter, 2009''
Chris's wish to have his life made into a game did come true in 2014, when a demo for a fan-made RPG version of ''Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles'' was posted. Chris [[Doxing Jeff/Francine|took notice and responded angrily]].


''And because I've been hogging the spotlight, you don't know Sonichu and Rosechu as you properly should. In the first CWC Approved Release of the "Sonichu's Adventure" video game, with Nintendo and SEGA's help, on Nintendo Wii (although it was intended originally for Gamecube), with compatibility with the Wii Classic Controler as well as Gamecube Contoller, with rumble functionality hopefully. Sonichu is more than Lightning and Lightning-Speed, and Rosechu is more than delightful Bolts and Heart-Felt for Sonichu. Play on, as they rescue each other from the darkest evil that has manifested itself within some recycled nuts and bolts on the moon. And what a storyline it will have, based mostly from the comics with the duo and the Chaotic Combo as well.''
=== DLC ===
Chris had also intended to release DLC for certain games related to Sonichu.  


''And I HAVE the idea for the Video Game for myself, if I can swing that with SEGA as well, an epic tale of my tragic Adult Life straight from my tortured heart and soul. I will bring the pain to the [[Jerkops]], I will kick Mary Lee Walsh into her cauldron to burn, as well as the other villians. And I will have support from my Electric-Hedgehogs, my mother and father, my Closest Gal-Pals who I've grown to love; [[Megan|Megan Schroeder]] and [[Anna McLerran]] to name a couple, sparingly in the game. And I will square-off in the TRULY SELF-EPIC Battle between me, and my Dark Half. I plan to have THIS GAME ALONE go Multi-Console between Nintendo Wii, Playstation 2 and Playstation 3 (with downloadable content); screw the HEX-Box.''
*In ''[[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]]'' ad, Chris promised CWC and Sonichu-related content for ''[[Soul Calibur|Soul Calibur IV]]''.


''And All This CAN come to Fruition... with YOUR HELP!''
*Over the [[Miyamoto Saga]], the trolls convinced Chris that ''[[Animal Crossing|Animal Crossing: City Folk]]'' would get Sonichu and Rosechu as villagers.


''The populace of Sonichu, Rosechu and Christian Chandler fans. All I ask for in minimum, is to contact Nintendo of America AND SEGA of America by way of POSTING in their respective FORUMS, sending them E-Mails, and, HIGHLY Recommended, Hand-Written Letters to BOTH Companies, that You Want Sonichu, and that they should get in touch with me, Christian Weston Chandler, via Telephone, Snail-Mail, or In Person; I will NOT accept E-Mail, because apparently [[Miyamoto Saga|THAT CAN be Faked]].. Both Companies have my information in their computers, as I have written to them a number of times in my lifetime.''
== Games proposed by others ==
=== Dating sim ===
{{main|Dating sim}}


''Who do you want to catch?''
In [[December 2019]], [[Kyle]] and other members of [[The Place]] proposed making a ''Sonichu''-themed dating sim game to Chris. Kyle claimed that such a project could acquire $100,000 in revenue. The project was to be a collaboration between several server members and Chris. However, Chris did not express much interest in the project, on one instance notably mentioning he had opted to binge-watch the ''Guardians of the Galaxy'' series instead of giving his input. No game was ever released.


''[[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]]!''
In [[June 2021]], [[Helena Fiorenza]] also attempted to collab with Chris for a dating sim idea, but Chris replied that he would bring it up to [[The Place]].


''Who's the Underdog Director you've grown to know?''
== Chris's plea to his fans ==
In mid-[[2008]], trying to cash in on what he believed to be a massive [[TRUE and LOYAL fanbase|fanbase]] (in actuality, [[trolls]] pretending to be fans), Chris implored his fans to be his personal army and beg Nintendo, Sega and Sony to make his game (because they'd probably stopped responding to Chris even with form letters).


''[[Christian Weston Chandler]]!''
{{quotebox|With the Sonichu Fanbase growing wildly with lots of energtic Hype, I am ready to take Sonichu and my world of [[Cwcville]] back to Nintendo of America and SEGA of America. And upon the unity in business between Nintendo, the company who provided me with my second gaming system, the Game Boy, after my very first [[Commodore 64]] computer, SEGA, the company who introduced Sonic the Hedgehog as not only my Life-Long Hero, after [[the American Rabbit]], but as the True Role Model Icon I am proud to have learned some of my attitudes and beliefs from since [[1991]], and myself, Christian Weston Chandler, we will make Sonichu and Rosechu and their world being more Real than I was able to make them by myself with pen and markers in hand, and a vasly-knowledgeable imagination


''When Do You Want Nintendo and SEGA to Talk to Me to EVOLVE Sonichu and Rosechu more Realistically?''
You won't be able to truly say you've "Caught Them All", until you've caught the Original Sonichu and Rosechu in a CWC Approved Nintendo/Sega Pok'emon Lightning Version on GBA and DS to catch a great share of the other currently avilable Four Hundred and Ninty-Three Pok'emon.


''NOW!!!''  - Chris-chan rallying his fans
Think you know the ins and outs of Sonichu and Rosechu, wait until Season Two of [[Sonichu (comic)|the Comic Book Series]], likely to start within the year 2009. I will withdraw myself from being as intrusive in the series as I have been so far; I've been selfish, and I'm tired of drawing myself so much. See how I take my leave of Cwcville in the Season Finale, to hopefully be uploaded and on the Sonichu Site 4th Quarter, [[2008]] or 1st Quarter, [[2009]]


We'll get right on that, Chris.
And because I've been hogging the spotlight, you don't know Sonichu and Rosechu as you properly should. In the first CWC Approved Release of the "[[Sonichu Adventure|Sonichu's Adventure]]" video game, with Nintendo and SEGA's help, on Nintendo Wii (although it was intended originally for GameCube), with compatibility with the Wii Classic Controler as well as GameCube Contoller, with rumble functionality hopefully. Sonichu is more than Lightning and Lightning-Speed, and Rosechu is more than delightful Bolts and Heart-Felt for Sonichu. Play on, as they rescue each other from the darkest evil that has manifested itself within some recycled nuts and bolts on [[the Moon]]. And what a storyline it will have, based mostly from the comics with the duo and the [[Chaotic Combo]] as well.


=== JK Productions (August 2008) ===
And I HAVE the idea for the Video Game for myself, if I can swing that with SEGA as well, an epic tale of my tragic Adult Life straight from my tortured heart and soul. I will bring the pain to the [[Jerkops]], I will kick [[Mary Lee Walsh]] into her cauldron to burn, as well as the other villians. And I will have support from [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon|my Electric-Hedgehogs]], [[Barb|my mother]] and [[Bob|father,]] my Closest [[Gal-Pals]] who I've grown to love; [[Megan|Megan Schroeder]] and [[Anna McLerran]] to name a couple, sparingly in the game. And I will square-off in the TRULY SELF-EPIC Battle between me, and [[Reldnahc|my Dark Half]]. I plan to have THIS GAME ALONE go Multi-Console between Nintendo Wii, Playstation 2 and Playstation 3 (with downloadable content); screw the [[Xbox|HEX-Box]].


: ''Main article: [[JK Productions]]''
And All This CAN come to Fruition... with YOUR HELP!


In [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 28th, 2008]] Chris describes what he envisions for the upcoming [[Sonichu]] game being developed by [[JK Productions]].  
The populace of Sonichu, Rosechu and Christian Chandler fans. All I ask for in minimum, is to contact Nintendo of America AND SEGA of America by way of POSTING in their respective FORUMS, sending them E-Mails, and, HIGHLY Recommended, Hand-Written Letters to BOTH Companies, that You Want Sonichu, and that they should get in touch with me, Christian Weston Chandler, via Telephone, Snail-Mail, or In Person; I will NOT accept E-Mail, because apparently [[Miyamoto Saga|THAT CAN be Faked]].. Both Companies have my information in their computers, as I have written to them a number of times in my lifetime.


''Alright. Well, first off, I am going to, uh, give y'all some talk as, uh, w-- as, uh... suggested by my, uh, associates, who are in… on the Sonichu game that's-- uh, that's, uh, in development. I'm, uh, still thinkin’ about the, uh, story very much. It's in m-- all-- it's-- well, I got a big chunk of the stories in my head. It's gonna be, like, multiple stories, like, you know… we’ll go through multiple characters-- uh, all the original Sonichu and Rosechu hedgehogs. That's, uh, one idea. Yeah. So, uh…''
Who do you want to catch?


''Once we get this-- uh, once we get the, uh, game o-- game project off the ground, hopefully with the assistance of Nintendo of America and Sega of America [inhales sharply]... we will de-- w-- there will definitely be the, uh, release of the official Sonichu merchandise, including officially-released and… distributed-- manufactured medallions, for, uh, one thing. Copies of my, uh, C-- my CWC on TV DVD… that you've seen only a few bits of on the, uh, YouTube… and such, and, uh, the ac-- as well as, uh, possible-- uh, S-- possible Sonichu action figures.''
[[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]]!


''At the end of seas-- at the end of the comic’s season one, I will reveal that-- I will reveal that, uh… I take uh, [[Mary Lee Walsh]]’s, uh… wand… that's, uh, also known as th-- also, you know, is-- has the spirit of the evil [[Count Graduon]]. He's gonna be the big, leading villain… in the second season. I'll be tossin’ the wand… tossin’ it up to the moon, and, you can take a stab at, uh, who he will manifest into… that has been stranded on the moon since, uh… #1. Comic''
Who's the Underdog Director you've grown to know?


''First’ll be-- first at-- you’ll be able to unlock by-- you'll be able to play by default in the video game-- the Sonichu game... will be... Sonichu. The original-- the original Sonichu. [inhales deeply] Basically, with the opening’d be him being-- running about like, you know, like Sonic the Hedgehog would? And then, he finds out that, uh… [[Rosechu]]'s been kidnapped. So, uh, he's-- so the-- basically, his story will be to, uh… go out and rescue her.''
[[Christian Weston Chandler]]!


''First, we, uh, see her makin' her trek down to the, uh, shop-- down to the shopping mall, and she-- and then, uh, we-- uh… As she g-- we follow her as she, uh, picks up the-- uh, multiple number of items she, uh, wants and needs, like, uh, [switches to a disturbing falsetto] “Ooh! Look at that ring! That ring's so pretty!” [switches back to normal voice] Yeah. And then, eventually, she will get kidnapped, and that will be where it will tie into the beginning of Sonichu's story.''
When Do You Want Nintendo and SEGA to Talk to Me to EVOLVE Sonichu and Rosechu more Realistically?


''And yes, [[Black Sonichu]] will, uh… yeah, definitely give him his story in the-- his own storyline, like, you know… you know, basically, starts off as ba-- starts off bad like he did, but then, uh, he gets betrayed by, uh, Naitsirhc who turns into Reldnahc. Yeah. S-- so, anyway, uh… yeah, they basically lea-- so, they basically leaves him… behind, and, uh… tries-- goes about, uh, lookin’ up his own, uh, meaning of, uh, life, and whatnot… like, uh, similarly-- how Shadow would.''
NOW!!!}}


''Okay. So, uh, anyway, point is… Sonichu game: I just gave you the, uh, details on that… gave you a little sneak peek at the, uh… Spring Break issue… and, uh… and the Season One. But, uh, basically, the, uh, Sonichu game will definitely have, uh, you know, stories between… Sonichu and Rosechu and all-- and the other Hedgehogs. The-- they're like if y-- or like, uh, they'll, uh, start it-- they'll start off with the stories that originally originate in Season One. They'll mostly be, uh, the newer stories that'll be s-- revealed in Season Two.''
== Game production attempts ==
=== JK Productions (August 2008) ===
{{main|JK Productions}}
 
In [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 28th, 2008]] Chris described what he envisioned for the upcoming [[Sonichu]] game being developed by [[JK Productions]]. Chris also set up a (now deleted) blog dedicated solely to the game development. JK Productions later turned out to be trolls and cut off all ties with Chris. Chris went back to harassing Nintendo executives shortly afterwards.


=== Miyamoto Saga (January 2009) ===
=== Miyamoto Saga (January 2009) ===
{{main|Miyamoto Saga}}
In the beginning of [[2009]], Chris thought he was in talks with Nintendo about releasing the game on the Sony platforms, exchanging several emails with trolls posing as [[Shigeru Miyamoto]], [[Takashi Tezuka]] and [[Reggie Fils-Aimé]] among others. He was of course being trolled, as part of an elaborate scheme set up by his future arch-nemesis, [[Clyde Cash]].
Of particular interest here, (from the game design point of view, as well as deciphering Chris's intentions), was [[The Sonichu Chronicles|the PowerPoint presentation]] he made for Nintendo. Yet, even ''this'' presentation will disappoint most people greatly: ''one'' slide that maybe even dares to mention the topic of the discussion at hand - to wit, the Sonichu games, and all the rest about [[Sonichu (comic)|his comic]] and [[Chris and his Ego|Chris himself]].


: ''Main article: [[Miyamoto Saga]]''
=== Chris's own game development projects (November 2008) ===
{{main|LittleBigPlanet}}


In the beginning of [[2009]], Chris thought he was in talks with Nintendo about releasing the game on the Sony platform. He was, however, being trolled.
Being a level designer game, Chris quickly became obsessed with LBP in later [[2008]], as it allowed him to finally live out his dream of creating the Sonichu video game he had always wanted. He created two or three sub-par levels based around Sonichu and then forgot about that idea completely, instead making levels about the [[PS3 History Level|PS3 itself]], [[Rescuing Kacey From Christian W Chandler|his then current sweetheart]] and later, [[The Wallflower|owls]]. Thus even Chris gave up on making a Sonichu game, content with his single unplayable Sonichu level and Sonichu themed Sackboy costume.


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Image:Sonichu_Adventure_for_Gamecube.jpg|The E rating is surprising, considering all the ''ahem''- [[Rule 34|romance]].
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Image:Sonichu_on_Game_Boy_Advance.jpg|''Sonichu Advance'' and ''Pokémon: Lightning Version'' adverts in [[Sonichu 0|Sonichu #0]].
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Image:002-CWCsSonichuBook.jpg|[[Homemade Nintendo Power magazine]] cover, showcasing Sonichu Adventure and Sonichu Advance.
Image:038-CWCsNP35.jpg|Moar on Sonichu Adventure.
Image:CWConPS3.jpg|Adult Chronicles cover on PS3.
Image:CWConPS2.jpg|Adult Chronicles cover on PS2.
Image:CWConWii.jpg|Adult Chronicles cover on Wii.
Image:CWConHEXBAWX.jpg|Adult Chronicles cover on [[Hex-Box]].
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==Fan videos==
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name          = Sonichu Advance
| ytid          = RqacTzE3Nog
| stardate      = 25 [[February 2019]]
| maker          =the sergeant at arms
}}
 
==References==
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==See also==
*[[JK Productions]]
*[[JK Productions]]
*[[Reggie Fils-Aimé]]
*[[Reggie Fils-Aimé]]
*[[EX-CWC]]
*[[John's Custom Gundam: Sisterly Rescue]]
*[[LittleBigPlanet]]
{{Sonichu Games}}


[[Category:Sonichu]]
[[Category:Video games created by Chris]]

Latest revision as of 06:03, 21 May 2024

It was supposed to come out on GBA. Guess what? For some reason, it didn't. Also, notice the spelling mistake in 'Advance' that was poorly corrected.

The prospect of creating an official Sonichu video game is one of Chris's long-lasting delusions. Showing his impressive naïveté, he wants Nintendo and Sega (and possibly Sony) to team up and create this game starring his plagiarized mishmash of a character. But, as in many other areas, Chris is not very loyal to anyone, and, because of this, he is almost as easily tricked by trolls pretending to be game developers as he is by trolls pretending to be girls.

Chris's game proposals

To encourage a developer to pick up the game, Chris made his own ad to decrease production costs.

Unfortunately for people who want to make sense of the whole mess, Chris is extremely vague about what he envisions his ideal games to be. He seems to come up with different game ideas and names, without really bothering to make them too different from each other. The game ideas seem to come and go based on the systems Chris has owned and used at the time, and he seems to be perfectly willing to let the game designers take full charge of every aspect of naming and design these games, as long as his vague parameters are followed.

Chris has been very quiet about any sort of concrete plans for what the games should be like gameplay-wise and has only stated what characters he envisions the games should have, what sort of "adventures" he envisions them having, and how those characters could possibly tie into level designs. According to the 13 September 2009 video, Chris only has the "story arcs" of the games in his head and on paper:

“ I got so many more story arcs in there than meets the eye, yes- I mean multiple character switches and I have all the story plots, I'm- I have all the story plots in my head, and ON PAPER. On paper. Including like, you know, "Hey, whatever happened to Wild Sonichu's scyther father?" He gets kidnapped a long time ago. You know? He gets kidnapped. And then Sonichu actually- and then Wild Sonichu actually goes and find him. And Bubbles is on her way to an amusement park. W-, uh... Angelica goes and defend her new church. Punchy is out for a new challenge, and Magi-chan, I'm not sure about him yet. And Sonichu is out for- is out to- he's accept- he's accepted the challenge from Metal Sonichu. ”
Chris, explaining concepts but not details.

Chris hasn't, however, stated some very basic gameplay details, such as the supposed genres of the games; Pokémon: Lightning Version is easy to figure out, but the rest is anyone's guess. He is possibly picturing the games as some sort of a continuation of the 3D Sonic game series, with Chris scoffing at the idea of the games being in 2D (and offering no information beyond that). All this is highly alarming because even the most clueless fangame designers can usually get this much done. Chris spends much more time pitching the game idea itself and considering his personal involvement with the project (making advertisements, and offering to act as a voice actor) than he does on thinking about the actual gameplay.

Ironically, Chris's dream of a Sonichu game, at least based on Miyamoto saga is that his Sonichu game isn't even really about Sonichu but rather pushing for Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles, where Sonichu and Rosechu are minor characters with the main focus on Chris struggling to adjust to adult life.

The Sonichu game was planned to be released on all consoles except the HEXBox 360, due to Chris's pathological Sony-fanboyism and/or his unwillingness to spend his monthly tugboat on an online connection rather than games. Chris is also hoping the games to be developed on both PlayStation 2 and PlayStation 3, in spite of the fact that PlayStation 2 has been put on the back-burner as far as most developers are concerned.

Why all this is futile

Main article: Chris and the industry

Plain and simple, none of the media companies want unsolicited ideas from the public. There are several reasons for this. While companies do market research and figure out whether the time is ripe for games, they rarely take direct input from gamers on what kind of games they should publish. There are time constraints; a publisher would need to deal with a huge volume of ideas, all of which would need all due consideration. There are legal constraints; if a company rejects the idea, they have to agree to never implement a similar idea even if they came up with it on their own, or the dejected fan might sue them for idea theft. Ideas also take considerable time and energy to be actually implemented. Finally, Chris is in no position to make demands to Nintendo and Sega, since it is, ultimately, they who hold the copyrights to Pikachu and Sonic.

Games proposed

Sonichu Adventure

Sonichu Adventure was a game Chris planned to release for the Nintendo GameCube and Game Boy Advance systems before deciding that he was a far more interesting topic for a game, and diverted his attention towards Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles.

The game is a blatant rip-off of Sonic Adventure, as evidenced by the title and its release for the GameCube (Sonic Adventure was originally released exclusively for the Sega Dreamcast, but was later re-released for the GameCube).

Sonichu Adventure was one of the ads in the first issue of the Sonichu comic. In true Chris style, the design of the game never went beyond a mocked-up bit of boxart and a Nintendo Power magazine cover that displayed the depths of Chris's awesome talent.

In early promotional materials, it was titled "Sonichu's Adventure", but the "'s" was dropped in the final box art and images in-game. Details about the game are elaborated in the hand-drawn Nintendo Power.

Chris's basic statements about the game in the video Chris dispels videogame rumors indicate that the game would have had branching single player story paths, each following different characters. Wild Sonichu would be questing to find his lost father, Bubbles does some stupid bullshit at an amusement park, Angelica has to defend her new church against some unnamed enemy, Punchy goes out looking for a new challenge (whatever that means), and Sonichu accepts some kind of challenge from Metal Sonichu. Chris also says that Magi-Chan would have been involved in some way as well, but Chris never thought of an idea for what he could do.

Sonichu Advance

Sonichu Advance was Chris's proposed Sonichu game for the Game Boy Advance. The title indicates that it would have probably been a ripoff of the Sonic Advance series, which are GBA installments of Sega Genesis-style Sonic games with sprites updated to the Sonic Adventure art-style, and other graphical improvements.

Sonichu Advance first featured in an advertisement in Sonichu #0. It also appeared on Chris's second Homemade Nintendo Power magazine cover, as featured in his Sonichu Chronicles PowerPoint presentation for Nintendo.

Pokémon: Lightning Version

Pokémon: Lightning Version was a Pokémon game for the Game Boy Advance that Chris planned on releasing, possibly at the same time as Sonichu Advance. Not much is known about this game, as Chris said very little about it, even in advertisements, other than implying you would get to "catch" Sonichus at some point. Chris merely stated that " I have the idea for the story beginning in my head" and that it would feature "Babies for ALL the Sonichus and Rosechus (minus Blake) and Evolutions (For Original Sonichu and Rosechu ONLY)."[1]

Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles

Main article: Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles

Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles is Chris's extremely dumb and narcissistic video game idea where one plays Chris trying to fight Jerkops to find a true sweetheart and kill Mary Lee Walsh, with Sonichu and Rosechu as useless, but determined, sidekicks. There is no available information on the genre or mechanics of the game.

Originally, Chris was determined to see Sonichu made into a game, but based on his interactions during Miyamoto Saga and in The Sonichu Chronicles, Chris seems to have become more determined to make his own game all about him and his failure to adjust to adult life.

Chris's wish to have his life made into a game did come true in 2014, when a demo for a fan-made RPG version of Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles was posted. Chris took notice and responded angrily.

DLC

Chris had also intended to release DLC for certain games related to Sonichu.

Games proposed by others

Dating sim

Main article: Dating sim

In December 2019, Kyle and other members of The Place proposed making a Sonichu-themed dating sim game to Chris. Kyle claimed that such a project could acquire $100,000 in revenue. The project was to be a collaboration between several server members and Chris. However, Chris did not express much interest in the project, on one instance notably mentioning he had opted to binge-watch the Guardians of the Galaxy series instead of giving his input. No game was ever released.

In June 2021, Helena Fiorenza also attempted to collab with Chris for a dating sim idea, but Chris replied that he would bring it up to The Place.

Chris's plea to his fans

In mid-2008, trying to cash in on what he believed to be a massive fanbase (in actuality, trolls pretending to be fans), Chris implored his fans to be his personal army and beg Nintendo, Sega and Sony to make his game (because they'd probably stopped responding to Chris even with form letters).

With the Sonichu Fanbase growing wildly with lots of energtic Hype, I am ready to take Sonichu and my world of Cwcville back to Nintendo of America and SEGA of America. And upon the unity in business between Nintendo, the company who provided me with my second gaming system, the Game Boy, after my very first Commodore 64 computer, SEGA, the company who introduced Sonic the Hedgehog as not only my Life-Long Hero, after the American Rabbit, but as the True Role Model Icon I am proud to have learned some of my attitudes and beliefs from since 1991, and myself, Christian Weston Chandler, we will make Sonichu and Rosechu and their world being more Real than I was able to make them by myself with pen and markers in hand, and a vasly-knowledgeable imagination

You won't be able to truly say you've "Caught Them All", until you've caught the Original Sonichu and Rosechu in a CWC Approved Nintendo/Sega Pok'emon Lightning Version on GBA and DS to catch a great share of the other currently avilable Four Hundred and Ninty-Three Pok'emon.

Think you know the ins and outs of Sonichu and Rosechu, wait until Season Two of the Comic Book Series, likely to start within the year 2009. I will withdraw myself from being as intrusive in the series as I have been so far; I've been selfish, and I'm tired of drawing myself so much. See how I take my leave of Cwcville in the Season Finale, to hopefully be uploaded and on the Sonichu Site 4th Quarter, 2008 or 1st Quarter, 2009

And because I've been hogging the spotlight, you don't know Sonichu and Rosechu as you properly should. In the first CWC Approved Release of the "Sonichu's Adventure" video game, with Nintendo and SEGA's help, on Nintendo Wii (although it was intended originally for GameCube), with compatibility with the Wii Classic Controler as well as GameCube Contoller, with rumble functionality hopefully. Sonichu is more than Lightning and Lightning-Speed, and Rosechu is more than delightful Bolts and Heart-Felt for Sonichu. Play on, as they rescue each other from the darkest evil that has manifested itself within some recycled nuts and bolts on the Moon. And what a storyline it will have, based mostly from the comics with the duo and the Chaotic Combo as well.

And I HAVE the idea for the Video Game for myself, if I can swing that with SEGA as well, an epic tale of my tragic Adult Life straight from my tortured heart and soul. I will bring the pain to the Jerkops, I will kick Mary Lee Walsh into her cauldron to burn, as well as the other villians. And I will have support from my Electric-Hedgehogs, my mother and father, my Closest Gal-Pals who I've grown to love; Megan Schroeder and Anna McLerran to name a couple, sparingly in the game. And I will square-off in the TRULY SELF-EPIC Battle between me, and my Dark Half. I plan to have THIS GAME ALONE go Multi-Console between Nintendo Wii, Playstation 2 and Playstation 3 (with downloadable content); screw the HEX-Box.

And All This CAN come to Fruition... with YOUR HELP!

The populace of Sonichu, Rosechu and Christian Chandler fans. All I ask for in minimum, is to contact Nintendo of America AND SEGA of America by way of POSTING in their respective FORUMS, sending them E-Mails, and, HIGHLY Recommended, Hand-Written Letters to BOTH Companies, that You Want Sonichu, and that they should get in touch with me, Christian Weston Chandler, via Telephone, Snail-Mail, or In Person; I will NOT accept E-Mail, because apparently THAT CAN be Faked.. Both Companies have my information in their computers, as I have written to them a number of times in my lifetime.

Who do you want to catch?

Sonichu and Rosechu!

Who's the Underdog Director you've grown to know?

Christian Weston Chandler!

When Do You Want Nintendo and SEGA to Talk to Me to EVOLVE Sonichu and Rosechu more Realistically?

NOW!!!

Game production attempts

JK Productions (August 2008)

Main article: JK Productions

In Captain's Log, Stardate August 28th, 2008 Chris described what he envisioned for the upcoming Sonichu game being developed by JK Productions. Chris also set up a (now deleted) blog dedicated solely to the game development. JK Productions later turned out to be trolls and cut off all ties with Chris. Chris went back to harassing Nintendo executives shortly afterwards.

Miyamoto Saga (January 2009)

Main article: Miyamoto Saga

In the beginning of 2009, Chris thought he was in talks with Nintendo about releasing the game on the Sony platforms, exchanging several emails with trolls posing as Shigeru Miyamoto, Takashi Tezuka and Reggie Fils-Aimé among others. He was of course being trolled, as part of an elaborate scheme set up by his future arch-nemesis, Clyde Cash.

Of particular interest here, (from the game design point of view, as well as deciphering Chris's intentions), was the PowerPoint presentation he made for Nintendo. Yet, even this presentation will disappoint most people greatly: one slide that maybe even dares to mention the topic of the discussion at hand - to wit, the Sonichu games, and all the rest about his comic and Chris himself.

Chris's own game development projects (November 2008)

Main article: LittleBigPlanet

Being a level designer game, Chris quickly became obsessed with LBP in later 2008, as it allowed him to finally live out his dream of creating the Sonichu video game he had always wanted. He created two or three sub-par levels based around Sonichu and then forgot about that idea completely, instead making levels about the PS3 itself, his then current sweetheart and later, owls. Thus even Chris gave up on making a Sonichu game, content with his single unplayable Sonichu level and Sonichu themed Sackboy costume.

Gallery

  • The E rating is surprising, considering all the ahem- romance.

  • Sonichu Advance and Pokémon: Lightning Version adverts in Sonichu #0.

  • Homemade Nintendo Power magazine cover, showcasing Sonichu Adventure and Sonichu Advance.

  • Moar on Sonichu Adventure.

  • Adult Chronicles cover on PS3.

  • Adult Chronicles cover on PS2.

  • Adult Chronicles cover on Wii.

  • Adult Chronicles cover on Hex-Box.

Fan videos

Sonichu Advance
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Stardate 25 February 2019
Made By the sergeant at arms
TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos

References

  1. ↑ The_Sonichu_Chronicles

See also

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Proposed Sonichu Franchise Games
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Card games
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