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Welcome to the JULAY!

The TRUE and HONEST,uh, encyclopedia about Ian Brandon Anderson.

WHERE NO, UH, POOP IS TOO SMALL!

We currently have 24,967 articles... and counting!

Quote-unquote of the Now

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"Whenever you are about to find fault with someone, ask yourself the following question: What fault of mine most nearly resembles the one I am about to criticize?"

-Marcus Aurelius

Similarly, "Do not hate on others with things that you are, yourself."
-JCWCSP [Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime] ⚡️💙⚡️

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Chris on X

dont go,uh,gropin anyone tonight, im meebzorkin

Begging Counter

uh... w**d, uh, poop

Article of the Now

Pmurt is a CWC-ism for billionaire businessman and 45th and 47th President of the United States Donald Trump (born 14 June 1946). He initially pronounced it "murt", based on his opinion that the P is silent when the name is said backwards; however, in Eid, Pmurt, Eid!!!, he pronounced the P.

Known for being a wealthy real-estate developer and socialite in New York City as well as host of the reality television game show The Apprentice, Trump became the Republican Party's nominee for the presidency three times, in 2016, 2020, and 2024. He managed to pull off an upset Electoral College victory against Hillary Clinton in 2016 but lost in 2020 to Joe Biden amidst the Covid-19 pandemic. The 2024 election initially shaped up to be a rematch between Trump and Biden, but Biden's exit from the campaign due to his advanced age led to Trump's Democratic opponent being Vice President Kamala Harris instead. Trump won the election by a larger margin than he had in 2016, winning the popular vote for the first time as well as the Electoral College.

Starting in the latter half of 2016, Chris started to become vocal about his intense dislike of Pmurt on Facebook. In spite of how passionate he feels about Pmurt, Chris's understanding of contemporary politics continues to be exceptionally poor. On 8 November 2016, Chris participated in the US presidential election and voted for Clinton. Following news that Trump had won the election, Chris reacted by making multiple death threats against him and Vice President-elect Mike Pence, which is actually against the law.

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This Day in Christory

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Today in Christory, in 2005, a "hot girl" wrote in Chris's guestbook, saying that he is a really down to earth guy, and he can meet her if he goes to Chick-fil-A.

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Did You Know...

... that Chris was accused by trolls of killing BILLY MAYS because he took Chris' spot as Mayor of CWCville?
... that the Dimensional Merge will bring fictional characters and imaginary friends into reality?
- ... and that the new dimension will be named 1C-211987, a mashup of our current dimension 1218 and Chris's fantasy dimension C-197?
... that Chris is as wild as a serial raper?
- ... and that Chris tried to scare us with a ghost dog story?
- ... and that Chris tried to disguise himself as a troll?
... that the trolls may have hired a skywriter?
... that Chris believes that CWCville is real?
... that Chris, in his own words, buys "healthy food, good drinks and just necessities with Good Money?"
... that Chris once tried to get a MLP fandom voice actor to unblock him on Twitter by gifting a toy and a drawing?

Da Update

It is currently January 2025. It has been...

43

day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.

We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.

Current Updates

18 January - Chris publishes Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Punislav the First.
11 January - Chris publishes Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Armoraxe.
1 January - Chris publishes Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Prowler.
19 December - Chris publishes Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Excelina.

Recently Uncovered Info

16 January - Chris's Cherokee ancestor
25 December - Letter to Santa from December 2002

CWCki News

Account Creation

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Account creation for the CWCki is open. To request an account, contact a CWCki Jerkop. They can be reached at -

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Hurtful Truth Level, or
Larry the Larryhog

Official CWCki Server Discord • CWCki Club forum • r/ChrisChanSonichu

Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the section about Chris at the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

Improvement Project of the Now

GO WORK ON IT!

The article in desperate need of improvement at the moment is the Golden Church of Sonichu.

The following long-term projects to improve the wiki are also needed:

A solution for hosting files that are currently only on Kiwi Farms. See a talk page topic for more.

All references which point to Kiwi Farms reevaluated/archived. See this topic for more.

A backlog of chats that extends back several years, to finish adding to chat pages or mention in articles. Some chats are still archived on Kiwi Farms only and need to be saved elsewhere.

CWC Chronology pages being converted to use references instead of piping.

Many articles are out of date, need updating, or in stub form and could be expanded.

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