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| [[['''THE GRAND DAD EMPIRE''' ARE a prolific VINESAUCE-centric MEME group based in BEDROCK CITY. Their largest periods of activity seemed to be around the time SILVAGUNNER was terminated, when they were hosting several unofficial VINESAUCE gaming events (which they assure you repeatedly are ''not'' official Tournaments and are in no way affiliated with JOEL). | | [[JenkinsJinkiesCwckiApplication.MOV]] was a video leaked on 8 [[August 2010]]. In the video we see Chris, standing in the bathroom at his local Goodwill with what appears to be his ''[[PaRappa the Rapper|PaRappa]]'' [[Chris and fashion|shirt]] on his head. |
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| They operated out of the SilvaGunner YouTube channel until it was terminated in 2014, after which they appear to have transitioned briefly to GiivaSunner in September of 2016 before returning to SilvaGunner in June of 2018.
| | ==History== |
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| == CHANNELS == | |
| The original forums appeared to function as four services: preparation and communication in service of coming events, discussion about new HIGH-QUALITY RIPS, MEME showcase, and general VINESAUCE or unrelated discussion.
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| == EVENTS ==
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| The VINESAUCE MEME events that The GRAND DAD EMPIRE held were known for being diverse and involved, due in large part to their incredibly strong YTP scene. These events would involve VINESAUCE-branded fan-made HIGH-QUALITY RIPS for SONGS that wouldn't exist for nearly a decade, and some that still don't! They also hosted some of the first KING FOR ANOTHER DAY tournaments, with fan HIGH-QUALITY RIPS.
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| In later years, an event known as GRAND FEST was hosting PREMIERES for GRAND DAD Fantasy, KING FOR ANOTHER DAY, GRANDmachine, HE THICC 69, and MEME Wars, as of 2019.
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| == HIGH-QUALITY RIPS and MEMES ==
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| Some HIGH-QUALITY RIPS appear to have seen releases or updates in 5th and 6th edition. Note that The GRAND DAD EMPIRE seem to have been most active between 2012 and 2019.
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| * GRAND DAD 2: SPASTIC BOOGALOO
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| * GRAND DAD 3: THE GAUNTLET OF ASS (FEATURING SMOL NOZOMI, TITO DICKMAN, SPONGE, HE THICC, and SANS UNDERTALE)
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| * GRAND DAD 4: GRAND DAD IS GOD
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| * GRAND DAD 5: DEATH TO 1D4CHAN
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| GRAND DAD IS LOVE
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| GRAND DAD IS LIFE
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| GRAND DAD WILL CONQUER THIS WIKI
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| FOR MEMES
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| FOR VINESAUCE
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| AND FOR
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| SILVAGUNNER
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| ==GOOBY==
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| [[Image:Zzzzzasdf.png|thumb|GOOBY]]
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| Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more]] was a video leaked on 8 [[August 2010]]. In the video we see Chris, standing in the bathroom at his local Goodwill with what appears to be his ''[[PaRappa the Rapper|PaRappa]]'' [[Chris and fashion|shirt]] on his head.
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| ==['''THE GRAND DAD EMPIRE''' ARE a prolific VINESAUCE-centric MEME group based in BEDROCK CITY. Their largest periods of activity seemed to be around the time SILVAGUNNER was terminated, when they were hosting several unofficial VINESAUCE gaming events (which they assure you repeatedly are ''not'' official Tournaments and are in no way affiliated with JOEL).
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| They operated out of the SilvaGunner YouTube channel until it was terminated in 2014, after which they appear to have transitioned briefly to GiivaSunner in September of 2016 before returning to SilvaGunner in June of 2018.
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| == CHANNELS ==
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| The original forums appeared to function as four services: preparation and communication in service of coming events, discussion about new HIGH-QUALITY RIPS, MEME showcase, and general VINESAUCE or unrelated discussion.
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| == EVENTS ==
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| The VINESAUCE MEME events that The GRAND DAD EMPIRE held were known for being diverse and involved, due in large part to their incredibly strong YTP scene. These events would involve VINESAUCE-branded fan-made HIGH-QUALITY RIPS for SONGS that wouldn't exist for nearly a decade, and some that still don't! They also hosted some of the first KING FOR ANOTHER DAY tournaments, with fan HIGH-QUALITY RIPS.
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| In later years, an event known as GRAND FEST was hosting PREMIERES for GRAND DAD Fantasy, KING FOR ANOTHER DAY, GRANDmachine, HE THICC 69, and MEME Wars, as of 2019.
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| == HIGH-QUALITY RIPS and MEMES ==
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| Some HIGH-QUALITY RIPS appear to have seen releases or updates in 5th and 6th edition. Note that The GRAND DAD EMPIRE seem to have been most active between 2012 and 2019.
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| * GRAND DAD 2: SPASTIC BOOGALOO
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| * GRAND DAD 3: THE GAUNTLET OF ASS (FEATURING SMOL NOZOMI, TITO DICKMAN, SPONGE, HE THICC, and SANS UNDERTALE)
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| * GRAND DAD 4: GRAND DAD IS GOD
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| * GRAND DAD 5: DEATH TO 1D4CHAN
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| GRAND DAD IS LOVE
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| GRAND DAD IS LIFE
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| GRAND DAD WILL CONQUER THIS WIKI
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| FOR MEMES
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| FOR VINESAUCE
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| AND FOR
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| SILVAGUNNER
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| ==GOOBY==
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| [[Image:Zzzzzasdf.png|thumb|GOOBY]]
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| Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more==
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| In [[May 2010]], Chris attempted to join the [[CWCki]] as "[[JenkinsJinkies]]". After he wrote the bizarre [[Coffee Place]] article, he was fooled into thinking he'd become a legendary [[troll]] and invited to join the "[[The Miscreants|inner circle]]" at [[Trollin Train]]. As part of the application process, he was required to make a video stating why he hated Chris, mention some nefarious trollings he'd done, and pledge allegiance to Clyde Cash. | | In [[May 2010]], Chris attempted to join the [[CWCki]] as "[[JenkinsJinkies]]". After he wrote the bizarre [[Coffee Place]] article, he was fooled into thinking he'd become a legendary [[troll]] and invited to join the "[[The Miscreants|inner circle]]" at [[Trollin Train]]. As part of the application process, he was required to make a video stating why he hated Chris, mention some nefarious trollings he'd done, and pledge allegiance to Clyde Cash. |
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| | name = ['''THE GRAND DAD EMPIRE''' ARE a prolific VINESAUCE-centric MEME group based in BEDROCK CITY. Their largest periods of activity seemed to be around the time SILVAGUNNER was terminated, when they were hosting several unofficial VINESAUCE gaming events (which they assure you repeatedly are ''not'' official Tournaments and are in no way affiliated with JOEL). | | | name = JenkinsJinkiesCwckiApplication.MOV |
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| They operated out of the SilvaGunner YouTube channel until it was terminated in 2014, after which they appear to have transitioned briefly to GiivaSunner in September of 2016 before returning to SilvaGunner in June of 2018.
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| == CHANNELS ==
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| The original forums appeared to function as four services: preparation and communication in service of coming events, discussion about new HIGH-QUALITY RIPS, MEME showcase, and general VINESAUCE or unrelated discussion.
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| == EVENTS ==
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| The VINESAUCE MEME events that The GRAND DAD EMPIRE held were known for being diverse and involved, due in large part to their incredibly strong YTP scene. These events would involve VINESAUCE-branded fan-made HIGH-QUALITY RIPS for SONGS that wouldn't exist for nearly a decade, and some that still don't! They also hosted some of the first KING FOR ANOTHER DAY tournaments, with fan HIGH-QUALITY RIPS.
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| In later years, an event known as GRAND FEST was hosting PREMIERES for GRAND DAD Fantasy, KING FOR ANOTHER DAY, GRANDmachine, HE THICC 69, and MEME Wars, as of 2019.
| |
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| == HIGH-QUALITY RIPS and MEMES ==
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| Some HIGH-QUALITY RIPS appear to have seen releases or updates in 5th and 6th edition. Note that The GRAND DAD EMPIRE seem to have been most active between 2012 and 2019.
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| * GRAND DAD 2: SPASTIC BOOGALOO
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| * GRAND DAD 3: THE GAUNTLET OF ASS (FEATURING SMOL NOZOMI, TITO DICKMAN, SPONGE, HE THICC, and SANS UNDERTALE)
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| * GRAND DAD 4: GRAND DAD IS GOD
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| * GRAND DAD 5: DEATH TO 1D4CHAN
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| GRAND DAD IS LOVE
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| GRAND DAD IS LIFE
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| GRAND DAD WILL CONQUER THIS WIKI
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| FOR MEMES
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| FOR VINESAUCE
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| AND FOR
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| SILVAGUNNER
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| ==GOOBY==
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| [[Image:Zzzzzasdf.png|thumb|GOOBY]]
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| Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
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| ['''THE GRAND DAD EMPIRE''' ARE a prolific VINESAUCE-centric MEME group based in BEDROCK CITY. Their largest periods of activity seemed to be around the time SILVAGUNNER was terminated, when they were hosting several unofficial VINESAUCE gaming events (which they assure you repeatedly are ''not'' official Tournaments and are in no way affiliated with JOEL). | | [''Chris attempting to disguise his voice but only succeeding in sounding like someone doing a shitty [[Pmurt|Trump]] impression''] |
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| They operated out of the SilvaGunner YouTube channel until it was terminated in 2014, after which they appear to have transitioned briefly to GiivaSunner in September of 2016 before returning to SilvaGunner in June of 2018.
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| == CHANNELS ==
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| The original forums appeared to function as four services: preparation and communication in service of coming events, discussion about new HIGH-QUALITY RIPS, MEME showcase, and general VINESAUCE or unrelated discussion.
| |
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| == EVENTS ==
| |
| The VINESAUCE MEME events that The GRAND DAD EMPIRE held were known for being diverse and involved, due in large part to their incredibly strong YTP scene. These events would involve VINESAUCE-branded fan-made HIGH-QUALITY RIPS for SONGS that wouldn't exist for nearly a decade, and some that still don't! They also hosted some of the first KING FOR ANOTHER DAY tournaments, with fan HIGH-QUALITY RIPS.
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| In later years, an event known as GRAND FEST was hosting PREMIERES for GRAND DAD Fantasy, KING FOR ANOTHER DAY, GRANDmachine, HE THICC 69, and MEME Wars, as of 2019.
| | To- For [[Clyde Cash]], and for everybody else on the [[CWCki|CWC-kii]]... I hate Christian Weston Chandler because...he is a lazy slob, [[Monthly tugboat|the money]] is wasted on him, he doesn't have to work for his money, damn that- damn him! And also, he is not friendly to us [[JERKS|males]]! He should be friendly to us males. It makes me- it really ticks me OFF. [''Grunt.''] |
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| == HIGH-QUALITY RIPS and MEMES ==
| | [''A PA announcement is heard in the background.''] Anyway, I have been trolling him... I sent him nice e-mails in the beginning when I started reading in- reading [[Sonichu (comic)|the comics]]...and, uh, then he did not reply, so then I sent him a bunch of [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|curses]], and then I pretended to be...you know, a whole bunch of other companies like that and such; (rushed) obviously he deleted my emails, but that's beside the point. Anyway, [''raises right hand and briefly slips out of character, doing his best two finger cub scout sign''] I pledge my allegiance to Clyde Cash [''lowers hand''] and everybody else at the CWCki of getting the information on Christian Weston Chandler. |
| Some HIGH-QUALITY RIPS appear to have seen releases or updates in 5th and 6th edition. Note that The GRAND DAD EMPIRE seem to have been most active between 2012 and 2019.
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| * GRAND DAD 2: SPASTIC BOOGALOO
| | I'm sorry I have been taking so long in doing this, but I was just getting settled in, into my new home across the street from his house. Black sheep of the family. They live in that house and they promise not to tell my family back up in Boston. But of course, you know also, I ha- I have, uh, trolled him, I found him over at the [[Burger King]] on the way back to Boston from South Virginia. As I have created [[Chris and his ego|the famous]] [[Coffee Place|Burger King page]]. |
| * GRAND DAD 3: THE GAUNTLET OF ASS (FEATURING SMOL NOZOMI, TITO DICKMAN, SPONGE, HE THICC, and SANS UNDERTALE)
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| * GRAND DAD 4: GRAND DAD IS GOD
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| * GRAND DAD 5: DEATH TO 1D4CHAN
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| GRAND DAD IS LOVE
| | Thanks very much; Clyde Cash, you rule. |
| GRAND DAD IS LIFE
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| GRAND DAD WILL CONQUER THIS WIKI
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| FOR MEMES
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| FOR VINESAUCE
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| AND FOR
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| SILVAGUNNER
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| ==GOOBY==
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| [[Image:Zzzzzasdf.png|thumb|GOOBY]]
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| Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
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JenkinsJinkiesCwckiApplication.MOV was a video leaked on 8 August 2010. In the video we see Chris, standing in the bathroom at his local Goodwill with what appears to be his PaRappa shirt on his head.
History
In May 2010, Chris attempted to join the CWCki as "JenkinsJinkies". After he wrote the bizarre Coffee Place article, he was fooled into thinking he'd become a legendary troll and invited to join the "inner circle" at Trollin Train. As part of the application process, he was required to make a video stating why he hated Chris, mention some nefarious trollings he'd done, and pledge allegiance to Clyde Cash.
It should be noted that Chris apparently thought that doing his Uncle Ruckus impression (in lieu of digital distortion, as per the example video) and putting a shirt on his head would be enough to convince trolls that he was a fourteen-year-old boy.
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I've performed my own voice-check with my DSi's Voice-Recording Program; I've found the best method to completely change my voice is to go deep, and also pucker my lips while I spoke. It really worked.
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Transcript
[Chris attempting to disguise his voice but only succeeding in sounding like someone doing a shitty Trump impression]
To- For Clyde Cash, and for everybody else on the CWC-kii... I hate Christian Weston Chandler because...he is a lazy slob, the money is wasted on him, he doesn't have to work for his money, damn that- damn him! And also, he is not friendly to us males! He should be friendly to us males. It makes me- it really ticks me OFF. [Grunt.]
[A PA announcement is heard in the background.] Anyway, I have been trolling him... I sent him nice e-mails in the beginning when I started reading in- reading the comics...and, uh, then he did not reply, so then I sent him a bunch of curses, and then I pretended to be...you know, a whole bunch of other companies like that and such; (rushed) obviously he deleted my emails, but that's beside the point. Anyway, [raises right hand and briefly slips out of character, doing his best two finger cub scout sign] I pledge my allegiance to Clyde Cash [lowers hand] and everybody else at the CWCki of getting the information on Christian Weston Chandler.
I'm sorry I have been taking so long in doing this, but I was just getting settled in, into my new home across the street from his house. Black sheep of the family. They live in that house and they promise not to tell my family back up in Boston. But of course, you know also, I ha- I have, uh, trolled him, I found him over at the Burger King on the way back to Boston from South Virginia. As I have created the famous Burger King page.
Thanks very much; Clyde Cash, you rule.
[walks offscreen]
Trolls
Reason, 
Crazy
The White Trash
Leaked