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"CWCFlyingElephants" is a seven minute video, published by The Miscreants on April 27, 2009. Trying to cheer his then-sweetheart Vanessa Hudgens, it shows Chris in his room, naked, displaying a show of what he calls random-access humor. Much like a typical three year old, Chris runs, twirls, acts loony, and does headstands while in the nude. In addition, he imitates lines from the cartoon show Ed, Edd, n' Eddy, quotes Monty Python, plays with toys, and throws around Lil' Chris. It's quite a sight...
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And now for somecummpentydifferent. BUUUUNG! And now it's Monty Python's flying elephants. Du tu du tu du tu du. Du tu du tu du tu du. Johan, why is people running away? I dont know, Greeg, why is people running away. Johan! Johan, why is people running away? I don't know Johan! Greeg! Johan! Johan! Why is people running away? I don't know, buddy Greeg. Johan! Johan, why is people running away? I dont know, Greeg. Johan, Johan, why is people running away? SHUT UP! You're driving me crazy!
AAAAAAAAGH! HNNNNG! HNNNNG! HNNNNG! HNNNNG! HNNNNG! Hm!
It's a trap! HNNNNNNG! HNNNNG! HNNNNG! HNNNNG!
And now for something completely different, a man impersonating Towelie the Towel. Oh my goodness, my pussy is wet! Don't forget to bring a towel! What? When your pussy is wet, and you don't want to lose a bet, you want to dry yourself up right away. That's why Towelie says: don't forget to bring a towel! Wanna get high? NOOOOO! NOOO!
I would like to meet someone of severe intelligence. I would like to hear the sound of two bricks being smashed together. I would like to see ten million stupid monkeys. I would like to see John the Baptist impersonation of Graham Hill. Yes it's historic impersonations!
Hvofonds ability. Yes I would do it. If it was valid. If the money was valid. I parted permisses society! I've heard of you in a sense, but I've never had it. Shut up you're driving me crazy. AAAAAAAAAGH!
I'm a woodpecker! 'Cept with dirt![1]
Get out of my head! HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG! HNNNNG! HLOO!
And now for something completely different. Bebelapdapbambalamba. Bebelabadapbambajamba-Bumblebeeee! Buzzing around. Bzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Really, Prowl. And how necessary is that side-car. Just so you can wear the helmet of your past mastaaaaaar! Come here. Soundwave. Lend me Laserbeak!
DIIII DIIII DIIII DIIII More than a feeling-
I like a nice dance in forstue. Otherwise, who said that? Who said that? Who said that? Anywaaay. Who said that? There will now be a short intermission, during which small ice-creams and large boxes will be served in the commissary. Another way to drive people away from the theater is to show a turfs-dispenser. Fzzzs. Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun.
Pearls before swine presents! The like. Do you like this model, or how about this model? I'll give you a karate-kick for your money. I'll give you a punch, and a whiz-bang, and a boom! All you got to do is come down here.
[Donald Duck impression] Oh my gosh, look at me! I'm naked! I forgot my sailor suit, and my hat, and apparatus. I don't know, but I guess. Here's what I have to do. Here's my clothes. Bwaa. I went out of the cartoon.
Hmmph, rmmph. Hmmph, rmmph. Hmmph, rmmph. Hmmph, rmmph. Excuse me, what did you say? Hmmph, rmmph.
Hey Kenny, you get out here, you take off that stupid little orange or blue jacket, or whatever the hell color it is you wear, and talk to people like you every real life, don't just mumble your words.
Hey dude, that's not cool.
Yep. Yep. Yep. Mm-hm. [2]
[Drinks soda] AAAAAAH!
Product placement, eh. Product placement in this program is hereby endorsed and provided by the studio, which is provided from the companies of which those products became, originated from, thereof. Another way we can drive people away from the studio is to act. Like. A. Loony!
I once knew a man from Nantucket, he has on his head, a silly bucket. And now I have on my head, a silly little bear, I'm wearing clean underwear. Wearing clean underwear like I just don't care.
Wow, he just said what I said. I'm undecided!
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG! HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG! HNNNNNNNNNNNNNG! HNNNNG! HNNNNG! HNNNNG! HNNNNNNNNNNNNNG! PFOOP!
[Holds a sock puppet up] Hm, I guess he's done left the studio for now. Well, that's all folks.
Du du du du du du du du. Du du du du du du du du. Pedi pedi di di. Plong.
LILILILILILILILI! PLONK!
Indeed. Indeed. Indeed. Indeed. Indeed. Moola moola moola. He must be asking for a handout. Indeed. And now it's the indeed show, starring Mr. Thurston Howell, III. Indeed. Indeed.
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- ↑ Originally said by Ed; originated from Ed, Edd 'n Eddy episode "Stop, Look, Ed"
- ↑ Regularly used on "King of the Hill." Here's an example.
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