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PROTIP:

"Foobar" is a liar and a fraud.

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THAT IS MY LINK!!!

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Though this identity is contrived, the CWCki may treat it as if it were a real identity because it was to Chris. (It's also funnier that way.)


Robert G. Ingersoll Agnostic
This user is agnostic and is highly skeptical of your claims about deities.
Jack Alec Benson Leary
This user is a proud member of Alec Benson Leary's true and honest fanbase.
Asexual Asexual
This user is asexual. They don't want or need to be "cured", thank you very much.
Asian Asian
This user is an Asian and loves random-access humor and martial arts!!
American Flag Americunt: This user is an Americunt and refuses to use unnecessary vowels. Uncle Sam would be proud!
Sigmund Freud Armchair Psychologist
This user analyzes Chris's psyche WAAAY too much and should just accept that Chris is insane.
I salute you, good sir Armed Forces
This user is a member of the military, and is required to maintain a flat top haircut.


Art Palette CWCki Artfag
This user is an official CWCki Artfag who contributes to the Artist Commune project.
Asperchu Asperpedia Regular
This user is a regular contributor to Asperpedia.
Ass Burger Ass Burger
This user has Asperger's Syndrome and tries to take the Shine and Limelight away from True Autistics.
Thorg Atheist
This user is a pizza-faced atheist and does not believe in God nor the Bear.
Flag of Australia Australian: This user hails from the land down under and lives in constant fear of bush fires.
Bahá'í Star Bahá'í
This user is a follower of the Bahá'í Faith and under the teachings of Bahá'u'lláh, believes that all religions are united.
Bisexual Bisexual
This user is bisexual and likes both pickles and china. Simonchu would be so proud!
Niggo Black
This user is black and doesn't appreciate Chris's rampant racism.
BlueSpike BlueSpike
This user is a BlueSpike fan, and takes delight in Christian's pain.
Gold Star The Gold Star Bounty
This user is a Gold Star Bounty Hunter who has rightfully claimed the Gold Star as a bounty for completing a special CWCki assignment.
Female Boyfriend-free Girl
This user defies all odds and is a boyfriend-free girl. She must watch out for horny manchildren.
Union Jack Britfag: Tito got no luck against this user, who is British.
Dharma Wheel Buddhist
This user is a Buddhist and goes to church on Christmas with a Jolly Buddah.
Bureaucrat CWCki Bureaucrat
This user is a bureaucrat on CWCki. Nag him/her if you want to become an admin.
TRUE and HONEST Flag of the Workers' Party of CWCville Workers' Party of CWCville: This user is a member of the Workers' Party of CWCville. Praise the TRUE and HONEST leader; Christian Weston Chandler.
The Maple Leaf Canuckfag: This user hails from the Great White North and has milk in bags.
Cet utilisateur est originaire du Grand Nord Blanc et prend du lait dans des sacs.
Catholic Catholic
This user is Roman Catholic and is not amused by the Cafeteria Catholicism of certain members.
Flag of China Chinese: This user is from China, something Chris will never get.
这个用户来自中国,克里斯永远不会得到它。
Christian cross Christian
This user is a Christian and has accepted GodJesus as his/her savior.
2008 Misses Old Chris
This user misses Chris's old shenanigans, and never wanted it to get this fucking depressing and batshit insane.
Clyde Clyde Cash
This user supports Clyde Cash, who is a true Patriot.
Coconutism symbol Coconutist
This user follows Coconutism, a mixture of Christian and Buddhist beliefs founded by Nguyễn Thành Nam
The Mighty Chessboard Croatian: This user is descended from the land of chevapi and kolo dancing, and worships the Mighty Chessboard.
Ovaj korisnik je potomak iz zemlje ćevapi i Kolo ples, i obožava šahovnica.
Crusader Crossl CWCki Caption Crusader
This user contributed to the Caption Crusade by captioning one or more of Chris's videos.
Cursed Cursed
This user has been personally cursed by Christian Weston Chandler himself.
ED Encyclopedia Dramatica User
This user forges lulz and spreads drama throughout his/her homeland.
Flag of Europe Eurofag: This user is a Eurofag and insists on using unnecessary vowels.
Evan Evan
This user feels sorry for Evan and his drilled off dick.
Faroe Islands Faroese
This user hails from the Faroe Islands, and likes to eat sausage made from sheep's blood and stomach.
Hesin brúkarin kemur frá Føroyum, og dámar vær at eta Blóðpylsu.
God God Complex
This user has a God Complex and believes that you should get on your knees now.
BLANK Grammar Nazi
This user edits the CWCki to exterminate all typos and grammatical errors. HEIL GRAMMAR!
HAM! Ham
This user is a HUMONGOUS HAM and enjoys the fine art of MELODRAMA!
High-Functioning Autistic High-Functioning Autistic
This user has high-functioning autism, and therefore receives lots of stress from their gosh darn Mental Block.
BLANK HELL AND BACK
This user has survived a visit to Ruckersville.
Hero Hero
This user is Heroic. He/She has defeated Chris-Chan. The way trolling was meant to be done.
HEXBox HEXBox
This user is the proud owner of a HEXBox. Chris does not approve.
The Void On Hiatus
This user has been sucked into the Time Void and won't be able to edit for a period of time.
BLANK Hikikomori
This user should SUCK IT UP and DIVE RIGHT IN to the public scene.
Om Hindu
This user is a Hindu and believes in reincarnation.
Homo Homo
This user is a homosexual and likes pickles. Magi-Chan is watching you masturbate.
Homosex Homosex
This user is a homosex and makes eagles cry.


Bronze Star Honorary Honor of Honor
This user has done something that may or may not be directly related to the CWCki but still deserves recognition.
mIRC #sonichu Reg
This user is a regular on #sonichu
Ireland Irish
Tito got no luck against this user, who will kick his ass with a shillelagh!
Níl aon ádh ag Tito leis an úsáideoir seo, cé a chicfidh a thóin le mo shail éille!

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Jack Jack Thaddeus
This user finds Jack Thaddeus and his gay CWCipedia ads to be hilarious.
Star of David Jew
This user is a JEW! Unlike Chris, the
CWCki likes Jewish people.
Mazel tov!
Kitty Chandler Kitty
This user thinks Kitty is the best Chandler cat! :3
Kiwi Farms Logo Kiwi Farmer: This user is a Kiwi Farms regular who likes observing lolcows.
Awesomeface Krapplefag
This user regularly posts on /cwc/
Legend Legend
This user is Legendary. He/She has defeated Chris-Chan on his own turf. Again and again...
Lesbian Lesbian
This user is a lesbian. A female gaybian.
Liquid Liquid Chris
This user believes in the TRUE and HONEST Christian Weston Chandler.
Lucy Chandler Lucy
This user thinks Lucy is the best Chandler cat! :3
MPS Man in the Pickle Suit
This user commends the Man in the Pickle Suit for tricking Chris yet again.
Watch out! Martial Artist
This user has a little Chun-Li within them!
OxiClean Mayor
This user is the mayor of CWCville and will clean the streets up with the power of Oxiclean.

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