Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV

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Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV is a video Chris uploaded on 25 September 2010. Chris addresses the video to someone called "Lars", the ex-boyfriend of one of Chris's sweethearts. He then proceeds to re-enact the fate of HMS Titanic using a LEGO boat, apparently with Lars aboard. The grand finale is Chris destroying the boat and some LEGO characters with his feet.

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Lars' Ship has Sunk
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Stardate 25 September 2010
Subject Matter GalpalsGalpals Gal Pals, ViolenceViolence Violence, PowerPower Power
Performance Style CrazyCrazy Crazy
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Good afternoon, this message goes out to an ex of my- dear but ima- but dear beloved sweethearts who go by the name of "Lars". Who had a session with model boats [Chris annunciates "Model Boat" with joy as he presents a Lego boat] and here is a Titanic-like boat.

He is piloting it. Lets see what happens to his boat: [Chris in a falsetto voice] "Oh look at me I'm chilling in my Titanic-like boat which was originally for my girlfriend who is now Chris's girlfriend. And today was our anniversary this 25th of September b... OH NO! What's that? An iceberg? Aaaah!!" [Chris destroys the Lego boat and turns the camera to himself]

It gets better. You know what? Because here comes the demolition team that finds th- the remains of the sunken ship. [A manchild foot stomps toy] BOOM! BOOM! Ha ha ha ha.

Oh and here is the captain of the ship, what remains of him anyway. PEW! Weak as dirt. The consequences will never be the same. Lars [[I AM STRONG| you are no match for me and my muscles.

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