List of Chris's edits to the CWCki
After Chris discovered the CWCki in March 2010, he demanded that pages related to his family and Gal-Pals be removed, giving two deadlines. Around midnight on 1 April, past the second deadline, he decided to attack CWCki, signing up as GodofThunderGodofWar. In true CWC style, his vandalism was less than impressive. In fact, due to the fact that he made them on April Fools' Day, many users just assumed that it was an elaborate and lulzy prank on the part of the administrators. But no, it was f'real.
Although Chris originally demanded that the CWCki's administrators only edit or remove pages related to his friends and family, it is perhaps telling that when he finally set himself to actively vandalizing the site, he ignored those pages, choosing instead to make edits glorifying himself.
(Please note that all times listed are EST.)
The edits
12:35
His first action was to edit the Did You Know? column, removing the majority of the factoids while adding a few of his own, most of which were merely rewrites of existing comments.
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Chris left the following factoids untouched:
- ...that a Forgiveness blessing can counter the extreme bad luck and misfortune associated with the Curse-ye-ha-me-ha attack?
- ...that Chris's sense of humor is SO RANDOM XDXD?
- ...that Chris is the Level Up King?
- ...that Virginia is for Virgins?
- ...that Chris really likes Britney Spears (no matter what they all say)?
- ...that his favorite song from "Air Britney" is E-Mail My Heart?
- ...that Chris is a descendant of Anne Boleyn, Queen of England?
Note how he failed to notice the sarcasm in the above comments.
Note: In his original edit, the link "10th grade" linked to a non-existent "10th grade" page.
12:42
He then changed the Article of the Now from Ian Brandon Anderson to himself.
 Christian Weston Chandler (born Christopher Weston Chandler on 24 February 1982) is a high-functioning autistic virgin, Honest, Cool and Honest Dude, and creator of Sonichu, a brilliant character, starring in his own self-titled online comic book. His adult life has been largely defined by his goal of most Normal Human Beings; Finding their Meaning of Existence, Their True Love, Their own Self-Character. No One should ever interfere or ever make a mockery of such a tride and true quest to finding HIS own Happiness with his WOMAN who is to be his Wife. Yes, friends, it gets far sweeter. |
Note: In his original edit, the link "brilliant" linked to a non-existent "brilliant" page.
12:44
A couple of minutes after, he made the infamous CWCRockin4Way.jpg the Picture of the Now.
 A recently leaked image shows an illustration by Chris having Sweet, Sweet Sex with three young women, including a white one, a black one, and one in-between. Chocolate-Vanilla Swirls!!! YAY! 8D |
Note: In his original edit, the link "Sweet, Sweet Sex" linked to a non-existent "Sweet, Sweet Sex" page.
See Also
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