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{{quote|The EPIC Battle between the High-Functioning [[Autistic]] Warrior who was only searching for TRUE LOVE, and the [[Mary Lee Walsh|EVIL WITCH]] of the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]] who previously SHATTERED HIS HEART AND SOUL by making it OBVIOUS that it was ILLEGAL to have a [[Sweetheart]] of the opposite gender in Virginia... "[[Virginia is for Virgins|VIRGINIA IS FOR VIRGINS]]!"}}
{{quote|The EPIC Battle between the High-Functioning [[Autistic]] Warrior who was only searching for TRUE LOVE, and the [[Mary Lee Walsh|EVIL WITCH]] of the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]] who previously SHATTERED HIS HEART AND SOUL by making it OBVIOUS that it was ILLEGAL to have a [[Sweetheart]] of the opposite gender in Virginia... "[[Virginia is for Virgins|VIRGINIA IS FOR VIRGINS]]!"}}



Revision as of 00:55, 15 August 2010

Soul Calibur III
Transcending picklesauce and world cuisine, a tale of...

Soul Calibur, often shorted to SC, is a weapon-fighting game franchise created by Namco.

The series and Chris

Chris's favorite character is Cassandra.[1] Mimms also says he uses Cassandra in UFC trading card game. This is possibly for no other reason besides the fact that he favors female characters in all other fighting games.

In the infamous facerape scene of Episode 17 of the comic, Rosechu seems to duplicate one of Sophitia's special attacks from Soul Calibur II. (However, Sophitia cleverly performed this attack fully clothed, without clawing and zapping the victim's brains, and most importantly not shouting some of the most embarrassing battlecries in the history of feminism.)

Chris loved to create his enemies in Soul Calibur III and make pathetic videos where he struggles to beat them on the lowest difficulty setting. He has threatened to do this to various people, including the fan artist Evan and anyone who dared draw a pickle on his female cartoon characters.

In the Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles ad, Chris promises CWC and Sonichu-related DLC for Soul Calibur IV. With the most advanced boob physics to date this series has seen, the public at large would probably rather not see that pack come to fruition. (Unless Mary Lee Walsh is included, naturally.)

Soul Megan

Apparently he and Megan Schroeder were dedicated players of the arcade version, too, judging by e-mails discussing the purchasing of horribly overpriced weapon and ability cards to be used with the coin-op game.

One aspect of Chris's Megan obsession included creating a character of Megan in the game, which reportedly gave her the creeps. (Sadly, this probably wouldn't even crack the top 10 when it comes to unpleasant Megan-related behavior from Chris.)

Chris vs Mary Lee Walsh

SOUL CALIBUR: Chris vs Mary Lee Walsh
Stardate 01 May 2007
Subject Matter Video gamesVideo games Video Games, ViolenceViolence Violence
Performance Style RageRage Rage, CrazyCrazy Crazy
Other MachinimaMachinima Machinima
OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos
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Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE
next
Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown
The EPIC Battle between the High-Functioning Autistic Warrior who was only searching for TRUE LOVE, and the EVIL WITCH of the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens who previously SHATTERED HIS HEART AND SOUL by making it OBVIOUS that it was ILLEGAL to have a Sweetheart of the opposite gender in Virginia... "VIRGINIA IS FOR VIRGINS!"

See also

Sauces

External links

Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE Chris's videos Master Onion A-La Mode
Chris's video game videos

Animal Crossing: Animal Crossing Documentary | The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special

LittleBigPlanet: PS3 History Level | Rescuing Kacey From Christian W Chandler | Download For Play Only | Other LittleBigPlanet videos

PS3: Pixelated PS3 | PS3 History Level | Chris humps his PS3 | PS3 Tutorial for my fans | MovingFoward | ItIsFinished

Let's Plays: CWC`s Destiny Start | Live Game Stream - Uncharted | UNCHARTED - There, I made it out alive...

Other game videos: Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway | Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown | Sonichu Game Talk | CWC to Mr. Miyamoto-san | Apology to Game & Hobby Place | Fight with Mary Lee Walsh | CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero | SingStar Challenge | For G4's Web Soup | CWC Fighter | Brutal Legend | Brutal Legend Plus | Sonichu's Edge | Mario Kart 8 Videos | Super Smash Bros. Videos | CWC vs Koas | random Review N' Stuff | Sonic Forces