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• Colin Chat 2
  '''Colin Chat 2''' covers a chat between [[Chris]] and [[troll|Colin]] on 12 October 2014, a day after the [[Colin Chat 1|previous *Chris called Catie at 4am, disturbing her and [[Colin]].<Br>
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• Jail Letter - 4 July 2022
  ...ared most of the letter, although some segments haven't been published per Chris's request. Eels wrote a summary of the redacted portion of the letter, whic ==Chris's Letter==
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• Twitter Q&A
  On 25 [[February 2019]], Chris responded to a tweet containing 36 questions. ...Skittles, and Kitty]], the new gender preference of [[Reginald Chandler]], and the fact that he still believes in the [[Dimensional Merge]] happening in t
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• Mailbag 51
  ...did not edit, delete, or reject a single email. This was the last Mailbag Chris would answer before the CWCipedia was taken down by a legal challenge from ...onichu 11|Issue Eleven]] being some sort of insane combination of a reboot and a clip show.
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• Biology
  [[File:Recycle.jpg|thumb|At one point in his life, Chris believed that it was possible to 'recycle' his [[Navy]] by drinking it; whi ...l processes, molecular interactions, physiological mechanisms, development and evolution.
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• Autism Tutorial Extra
  ...ng, and all of Chris's opinions are correct, simply by the virtue of being Chris's.''|videogamenostalgia, [[YouTube]]}} ...much unbearable "torment" the strawman in question has inflicted upon him. Chris also mispronounces Asperger as "Ass Burger" the entire time, [[Jack Thaddeu
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• Jail Letter - 1 June 2022
  ...as received on Helena's behalf by Twitter orbiter @EelsandtheEgman to save Chris the trouble of sending mail internationally to Argentina. ...Mother|incest]] to date, insisting that he never had sex with [[Barbara]] and that his claims of having done so from his [[Incest Call|call with Bella]]
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• Jail Letter - 5 August 2022
  On 5 August 2022, Chris had sent a '''twentieth and final letter''' to [[Kenneth Engelhardt]]. ...tters, acknowledging that Jesus Christ spoke [[Wikipedia:Aramaic|Aramaic]] and not the [[Wikipedia:Early Modern English|Early Modern English]] of the [[Wi
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• Cherokian Clan
  ...rokians have heads bigger than their torsos, arms thicker than their legs, and wear Roman-style ceremonial armour at all times.]] ...rvation, yet I think a lot of us Native Americans do live on Reservations.|Chris, [[Regina e-mails]]}}
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• Jack Thaddeus Phone Call 2
  ...s Phone Call 2''' is the second phone call between [[Jack Thaddeus]] and [[Chris]], which occured on 6 [[December 2009]].<ref>Mentions the then-recent uploa ...se]] [[Barbara_Chandler|he]] [[Bob_Chandler|felt]] [[Kimmi|like]], because Chris is too dumb to hang up. Jack also reveals a hypothesis that his mother migh
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• Kiwi Farms posts (Thetan)
  This page is an archive of [[Thetan]]'s key posts about Chris on the online forum [[Kiwi Farms]]. Posts are sorted by date. ...dds new information to the dog's situation (which is being discussed here) and doesn't, IMO, warrant a thread of its own.}}
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• February 2019 social media posts
  ...ments are included and color-coded for reference. Tweets are archived from Chris' new twitter account starting 9 February. The old twitter account can be fo ==Chris Christens the New Account With a Selfie==
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• Jail Letter - 19 January 2022
  ...- 8 January 2022|of letters]]- in response to someone attempting to troll Chris in jail. ''Don't do this.''}} On 19 January 2022, Chris sent an '''eleventh letter from jail''' to [[Kenneth Engelhardt]].
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• Jail Letter - 19 September 2021
  ...lly also Jesus Christ, Himself, fully reincarnated and fully reawakened.|[[Chris]], 19 September 2021}} [[File:July22LastSupperArt2.jpg|thumb|right|400px|''And as they were eating, he said, Verily I say unto you, that one of you shall
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• Mailbag 53
  ...ual. Questions like Evan's statement about going to court were outdated as Chris had already killed off Simonla on 13 February. ...first public indicator that Chris [[Direct2sex|values sex over love]], and Chris saying he's an optimist, as though that somehow overrides mathematical proo
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• Jail Letter - 11 May 2022
  ...te [[Jail Saga#Transfer|being in a mental institution]] for over 2 months, Chris is just as crazy as he was before being transferred. ...propositioned him for sex. He also sheds light on Barb's romantic history and reiterates his claims of being Jesus Christ.
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• Guitar Hero
  [[Image:Chrisguitarhero.png|thumb|Chris, as he imagines himself to look.]] [[Image:CWCGitarPlaying.jpg|thumb|Chris, as he is in reality]]
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• David Heilberg
  ...ative engagement with others|Heilberg on Chris<ref>https://www.insider.com/chris-chan-lawyer-incest-charge-arrest-mental-health-2021-8</ref>}} ...ommunicates with me. HE's frustrated at Region 10 Doing Absolutely Nothing|Chris on Heilberg<ref>In [[Jail Letter - 29 July 2022‎‎]]</ref>}}
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• Dimensional Merge Announcements
  ...complete, he makes a reference to [[Megan]], claiming she is a CPU goddess and telling the users not to communicate with her while begging her to come to After this video, Chris told [[The Captain]] to text Megan, which he did. He posted about it on [[K
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• Mailbag 8
  ...Cipedia]] in the early hours of 2 [[December 2009]], and was answered by [[Chris]] on the same day. ...his Mailbag also contained one particularly offensive piece of fanart that Chris didn't have to censor, as tinypic beat him to it.
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• 04232010 - Autism Awareness & Men Should NEVER be Topless
  ..., doesn't realize that he can't be taken seriously if he is wearing a bra. Chris then begins his protest against other men walking around shirtless, stating ...nd that he applies exactly none of the facts he mentions here to his life. And that he talked in a more monotone voice until he was talking about shirtles
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• Kacey Call 23
  *Chris has given up on his job at [[Target]] - he never received a phone call back *[[Chris]] is simply ignoring e-mails based on their subjects.
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• Retroactive continuity in Sonichu
  {{Dated|changes Chris made to Sonichu canon due to the Idea Guys}} ...]]s into the [[Chris and religion|gates of Heaven]] only makes the [[Chris and death|implications]] even worse.]]
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• The Place chats - Pennsylvania Trip
  ...t I tried to meet [[Emgo]]. It can be misinterpreted as stalker, obviously|Chris}} ...a fan and financial [[enabler]] intending to resell the items for profit, and to attempt to make an unsolicited visit to [[Emgo316]], a local [[YouTube|Y
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• SHE IS MINE NOW
  ..., he [[Chris and music#Rap|raps]] again and declares that [[Kacey]] is his and that Liquid lost her. ...forth throughout the video and seems to have aged considerably since [[For Chris No 2|''yesterday'']]. He also finally changed his shirt.
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• Magi-Chan
  ...sion]] that can be undone by eliminating the one who had placed the curse.|Chris describes Magi-Chan's yearning for [[homos|love]].}} ...iverse, original) <br> 14 November 1948 (in universe, [[brainwashed]] into Chris by [[Idea Guys]])<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/987472560114806
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• GiBi
  ...iona under this pseudonym to divert attention from herself and onto Fiona, and GiBi had leaked her phone number in one of his videos. ...KRNightVee]] propagate her spin about [[The WCT]], accusing him of abusing Chris.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAQ1Nz8G1Xc</ref>}}}}
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• Mailbag 42
  ...later. Many of the letters in it were originally placed in [[Mailbag 41]], and were moved in order to make 41 all [[Asperchu]] from start to finish. ...ged shirts in the better part of a week. The rest of it was all the normal Chris BS we've read before.
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• Katie Bay E-mails 4
  This page lists emails exchanged by Chris and Katie Bay on 1-3 [[August 2009]]. {{Email|1=Oh snap! [[Liquid Chris|The impostor]] has accepted your challenge!
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• Mailbag 15
  ...CWCipedia]] early in the morning of 10 [[December 2009]] and answered by [[Chris]] on the 12th. ...plaining why he made [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|the image that ruined his life]], and giving the definitive answer on his issue with Asperger's.
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• Family Guy
  [[Image:Chris&Meg.jpg|thumb|THIS IS WHAT CHRIS ACTUALLY BELIEVES.]] ...aving, much like its inspiration, ''[[The Simpsons]]''. [[Chris]] [[Things Chris has ripped off|rips it off]] an unbelievable amount in [[Sonichu (comic)|hi
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• June 2017 tweets
  This page archives Chris's tweets from [[June 2017]]. ! Chris
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• Mailbag 26
  ...n King because an episode of Family Guy was specifically dedicated to King and his works. Notable in this set is that Chris finally responded to [[Evan]], but only to implore Evan to reconsider wanti
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• Jail Letter - 6 December 2021
  ...received by him in the summer of 2022. From the way the letter is written Chris appears to be roleplaying as one of his characters. ...y "cosmical" event, as the date can be written as "1202201", a palindrome. Chris then follows this with a brief set of answers to questions that Kenneth had
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• A Moment With Dr Wolf Chris Chan and Greater Struggles
  ...ever Chris says. Chris also uploaded a short "blooper reel", which is just Chris making [[Random Access Humor|yowling sounds]]. | name = A Moment With Dr Wolf Chris Chan and Greater Struggles
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• February 2016 Facebook Posts
  This page covers Chris's activity on his Facebook profile during February 2016. *February 1: Chris's "embargo" on [[GameStop]] ends.
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• CWCki
  ...e for the wiki about Chris. For more information about the wiki written by Chris, please see [[CWCipedia]]''. ...it, even YOU. Seriously though, if you're reading this, you are qualified and should be editing (just read [[Help:A Quick Guide to CWCki|this]] first).
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• Mailbag 44
  ...ag 44''' was uploaded onto the [[CWCipedia]] on 20 and 21 [[January 2010]] and was answered around [[Biological Clock|6:00 a.m.]] on 22 January. ...van]], which basically stated that Simonla should be his because ''[[Chris and copyright|he wanted]] a ground-type Rosechu anyway''.
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• Kacey Call 18
  *[[Kacey]] prepared a list of questions for [[Chris]] for an essay she's writing. ...the most basic facts about his family members including hair color, height and age.
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• Vanessa Hudgens
  {{Troll|She and [[Lori Lopez]] were played by [[Joshua Martinez]].}} ...a STAR.|[[Chris]], delusional and [[naïve]] as ever<ref>[[User:Apostrophe/Chris-Chan talk]]</ref>}}
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• United States of America
  Okay, [[Honor roll|I don't know the words]], but I am being patriotic here!|Chris<ref>[[Red Letter CWC Certified Day]]</ref>}} [[File:SonichuFlag.png|thumb|Chris's primary thoughts on the USA.]]
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• May 2017 tweets
  This page archives Chris's tweets from [[May 2017]]. ! Chris
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• 28 October 2011
  [[File:GuiltyInnocense.jpg|thumb|[[TRUE and HONEST]] artist's depiction.]] ...have another handcuffing, so I fought, I was pinned, and I was handcuffed.|Chris, recalling his arrest.}}
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• Kacey Call 14
  This undated phone call between [[Chris]] and [[Kacey]] took place in mid-[[September 2009]]. *Chris instantly begins by rambling about [[stress]], [[phone calls]], and doctors. [[Speech impediment|It's nearly impossible to make out anything he
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• Impulse Gay Social Club
  [[File:CWC tipping at Impulse Gay Nightclub.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris tipping a drag queen.]] ...adually stopped going.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-8-11-2017-chris-spotted-at-bronycon.33187/page-46#post-2529313</ref> The Charlottesville lo
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• Andrew Simmons chat
  ...Cash]] leaked an ancient instant messenger conversation between [[Chris]] and an [[IRC]] regular Falsion, going by the alias "Andrew Simmons". ...saga. Andrew presents himself as the Cousin of [[Robert Simmons V]] asking Chris for advices to "Man him up", before the conversation runs off the rails.
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• Mailbag 30
  '''Mailbag 30''' was uploaded to the [[CWCipedia]] 31 [[December 2009]]. [[Chris]] responded to it on 1 [[January 2010]]. ...that he was under the impression that [[homos|gayness]] can be ''caught'', and probably also ''[[sonichu_10|cured]]'', much like the common cold.
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• Null DMs
  ...tween Chris and [[Null]]. Their messages are quoted below, Chris's in blue and Null's in kiwi green. ...ysis that happened to me then and there will haunt me in reminder of that.|Chris}}
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• Mailbag 9
  ...another [[mailbag]], uploaded to the [[CWCipedia]] on 3 [[December 2009]]. Chris was scheduled to answer it on the same day, but didn't get around to respon ...nternational, containing letters from Scotland, Germany, and Iran (again). Chris also received a letter in Arabic, but he was too lazy to dump it into one o
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• July 2020 social media posts
  This page is an archive of Chris's major social media posts during [[July 2020]]. Jacob Sockness AKA the original Chris Kink (@JacobSockness):
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