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'''''Soul Calibur''''', often shorted to '''''SC''''', is a weapon-fighting game franchise created by Namco.  
'''''Soul Calibur''''', often shorted to '''''SC''''', is a weapon-fighting game franchise created by Namco. While the series has a hardcore following, it's also famous for being easy to pick up – perhaps too easy, if Chris is of any indication.


==The series and Chris==
==The series and Chris==
Chris's favorite character is Cassandra.<ref>[[Mumble 6]]</ref> [[Mimms]] also says he uses Cassandra in [[Card games#UFS (Ultimate Fighting System) TCG|UFC trading card game]]. This is possibly for no other reason besides the fact that he favors female characters in all other fighting games.
Chris's favorite character is Cassandra.<ref>[[Mumble 6]]</ref> [[Mimms]] also says he uses Cassandra in [[Card games#UFS (Ultimate Fighting System) TCG|UFC trading card game]]. This is possibly for no other reason besides the fact that he favors female characters in all other fighting games.


In the infamous facerape scene of [[Sonichu 8#Episode 17: "Rage Against the Garbage"|Episode 17]] of the [[comic]], [[Rosechu]] seems to duplicate one of Sophitia's throws, "Holy Cracker" (or "Heaven to Hell", which continues from Holy Cracker). However, Sophitia's attacks had several advantages over Rosechu's attack. First, cracking neck is generally faster and more lethal than clawing a head open and electrocuting the victim. Secondly, Sophitia cleverly performed this attack fully clothed, granting the series 16+ age ratings rather than Cannot Be Unseen ratings. Thirdly, Sophitia cleverly elected to ''not'' shout some of the most embarrassing battlecries in the history of feminism.
In the infamous facerape scene of [[Sonichu 8#Episode 17: "Rage Against the Garbage"|Episode 17]] of the [[comic]], [[Rosechu]] seems to duplicate Sophitia's B+G throw, called "Angel's Heaven" (Soul Edge) or "Holy Cracker" (Soul Calibur series proper). It could also be "Heaven to Hell", which can follow up this move. However, Sophitia's attacks had several advantages over Rosechu's attack. First, cracking neck is generally faster and more lethal than clawing a head open and electrocuting the victim. Secondly, Sophitia cleverly performed this attack fully clothed, granting the series 16+ age ratings rather than Cannot Be Unseen ratings. Thirdly, Sophitia cleverly elected to ''not'' shout some of the most embarrassing battlecries in the history of feminism.


Chris loved to create his enemies in ''Soul Calibur III'' and make pathetic videos where he struggles to beat them on the lowest difficulty setting. He has threatened to do this to various people, including the fan artist [[Evan]] and anyone who dared draw a [[pickle]] on his female cartoon characters.
Chris loved to create his enemies in ''Soul Calibur III'' and make pathetic videos where he struggles to beat them on the lowest difficulty setting. He has threatened to do this to various people, including the fan artist [[Evan]] and anyone who dared draw a [[pickle]] on his female cartoon characters.

Revision as of 10:18, 29 August 2010

Soul Calibur III
Transcending picklesauce and world cuisine, a tale of...

Soul Calibur, often shorted to SC, is a weapon-fighting game franchise created by Namco. While the series has a hardcore following, it's also famous for being easy to pick up – perhaps too easy, if Chris is of any indication.

The series and Chris

Chris's favorite character is Cassandra.[1] Mimms also says he uses Cassandra in UFC trading card game. This is possibly for no other reason besides the fact that he favors female characters in all other fighting games.

In the infamous facerape scene of Episode 17 of the comic, Rosechu seems to duplicate Sophitia's B+G throw, called "Angel's Heaven" (Soul Edge) or "Holy Cracker" (Soul Calibur series proper). It could also be "Heaven to Hell", which can follow up this move. However, Sophitia's attacks had several advantages over Rosechu's attack. First, cracking neck is generally faster and more lethal than clawing a head open and electrocuting the victim. Secondly, Sophitia cleverly performed this attack fully clothed, granting the series 16+ age ratings rather than Cannot Be Unseen ratings. Thirdly, Sophitia cleverly elected to not shout some of the most embarrassing battlecries in the history of feminism.

Chris loved to create his enemies in Soul Calibur III and make pathetic videos where he struggles to beat them on the lowest difficulty setting. He has threatened to do this to various people, including the fan artist Evan and anyone who dared draw a pickle on his female cartoon characters.

In the Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles ad, Chris promises CWC and Sonichu-related DLC for Soul Calibur IV. With the most advanced boob physics to date this series has seen, the public at large would probably rather not see that pack come to fruition. (Unless Mary Lee Walsh is included, naturally.)

Soul Megan

Apparently he and Megan Schroeder were dedicated players of the arcade version, too, judging by e-mails discussing the purchasing of horribly overpriced weapon and ability cards to be used with the coin-op game.

One aspect of Chris's Megan obsession included creating a character of Megan in the game, which reportedly gave her the creeps. (Sadly, this probably wouldn't even crack the top 10 when it comes to unpleasant Megan-related behavior from Chris.)

Chris vs Mary Lee Walsh

SOUL CALIBUR: Chris vs Mary Lee Walsh
Stardate 01 May 2007
Subject Matter Video gamesVideo games Video Games, ViolenceViolence Violence
Performance Style RageRage Rage, CrazyCrazy Crazy
Other MachinimaMachinima Machinima
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