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| 08 August 2008
| 08 August 2008
| [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 8th, 2008]]
| [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 8th, 2008]]
| Declaration of victory against ED, and preview of the Ghostbusters skitch from [[Sonichu 7]]
| Declaration of victory against ED, and preview of the Ghostbusters skitch from [[Episode 15]]
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| 15 August 2008
| 15 August 2008
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| 08 January 2009
| 08 January 2009
| [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 8th, 2009]]
| [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 8th, 2009]]
| Chris threatens Gregg Mays and says he is not afraid to SHOW MY [[FANGS]].
| Chris threatens Gregg Mays and says he is not afraid to SHOW MY [[Fangs|FANGS]].
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| 12 January 2009
| 12 January 2009
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| [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 21st, 2009]]
| [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 21st, 2009]]
| Announcement of the launch of [[sonichu.info]], and by the way Chris thinks his grade school principal molested him.
| Announcement of the launch of [[sonichu.info]], and by the way Chris thinks his grade school principal molested him.
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| 26 January 2009
| [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 26th, 2009]]
| Chris announces he's returned from [[Red Mond]]
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| 30 January 2009
| 30 January 2009
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| [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 23rd, 2009]]
| [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 23rd, 2009]]
| Chris waxes Shakespearean for [[Julie]].  He also farts a lot.
| Chris waxes Shakespearean for [[Julie]].  He also farts a lot.
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| 04 March 2009
| [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 4th, 2009]]
| Announcements regarding the abrupt end of the [[Julie]] saga and the status of [[BILLY MAYS]] being mayor of [[CWCville]].
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| 10 March 2009
| [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 10th, 2009]]
| Chris reads from Leviticus to demonstrate God hates [[homos]].
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| 18 March 2009
| [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 18th, 2009]]
| Chris gives a shout-out to [[Ivy]].
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| 26 March 2009
| [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 26th, 2009]]
| Chris angrily demands that people stop harrassing [[Megan]].
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| 27 March 2009
| [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 27th, 2009]]
| Tard rage beyond max thousands.  Chris tells everyone to "BACK THE FUCK OFF!" and expresses a desire to strangle [[Clyde Cash]].
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| 09 April 2009
| [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 9th, 2009]]
| Chris launches his new CChanSonichu YouTube account and [[cwcville.com]].  He thanks Ivy for fixing his [[biological clock]] and says he can FEEL THE COSMOS!
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| 12 April 2009
| [[Captain's Log, Stardate Easter Sunday, 2009]]
| Announcement of the release of [[Episode 19]] on [[cwcville.com]].  Chris gives a shout-out to [[Ivy]], her crabs, and hsi dead girlfriend's sister.
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| 17 April 2009
| [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 17th, 2009]]
| Chris apologizes for cybering with [[Vanessa Hudgens]] when he was supposed to stay faithful to [[Ivy]].
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| 23 April March 2009
| [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 23rd, 2009]]
| Chris calls out [[Clyde Cash]] for a final showdown.
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| 28 April 2009
| [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009]]
| Two videos in which Chris tries to explain why he made perverted videos for [[Ivy]] and then insist that [[Ivy]] is not a troll tricking him into embarrassing himself.
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| 29 April 2009
| [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 29th, 2009]]
| Apology for delays in the completion of [[Episode 19]].
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| 03 May 2009
| [[Captain's Log, Stardate May 3rd, 2009]]
| Chris makes his case for why his Wikipedia page should be restored.
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| 22 May 2009
| [[Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009]]
| Putting the [[Ivy]] saga behind him, Chris vows to give the trolls no more food to feed off of.  He also invites potential sweethearts to meet him in person.  No darkies, please.
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| 01 July 2009
| [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 1st, 2009]]
| Denial of involvement in the death of [[BILLY MAYS]]
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| 07 July 2009
| [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 7th, 2009]]
| Second denial of involvement in the death of BILLY MAYS.
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| 22 July 2009
| [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 22nd, 2009]]
| First video acknowledgement of [[CChanSonichuCWC|the brown-striped impostor]].
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| 29 July 2009
| [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 29th, 2009]]
| Chris explains he's not gay, or a troll, or selling Sonichu merchandise.  Also he speaks Spanish in an attempt to show up the impostor.
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| 03 August 2009
| [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2009]]
| Chris reprises his 2005 future message video to explain that he understands why he is trolled and that he appreciates the trolls' efforts.
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| 12 August 2009
| [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 12th, 2009]]
| Chris is shocked that upon his request for fan art he has received a wave of pornography featuring Sonichu and Rosechu raping their children.
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| 13 August 2009
| [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 13th, 2009]]
| Chris insists the SingStar Challenge isn't over yet and plays White Strips for KissMeKate
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| 16 August 2009
| [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 16th, 2009]]
| A bunch of boring thoughts about Guitar Hero and other shit.
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Revision as of 11:59, 16 August 2009

The following is a list of videos produced by Christian Weston Chandler. These may be videos posted to his YouTube account, or included in his DVD, or leaked sex tapes, or all of the above.

Date of publication Title Description
07 November 2007 Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007 Chris's initial response to his ED article. He explains we should like him because he's realted to Anne Boleyn
03 August 2008 Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2008 Chris demands the ED page be taken down and angrily blames ED for ruining his relationship with Megan.
06 August 2008 Captain's Log, Stardate August 6th, 2008 Sonichu fans who do not hate Chris are asked to be his personal army and destroy ED.
08 August 2008 Captain's Log, Stardate August 8th, 2008 Declaration of victory against ED, and preview of the Ghostbusters skitch from Episode 15
15 August 2008 Captain's Log, Stardate August 15th, 2008 Chris orders his followers to demand Nintendo and Sega partner with him on Sonichu games.
28 August 2008 Captain's Log, Stardate August 28th, 2008 In a two-part video, Chris explains his ideas for the Sonichu games.
11 September 2008 Captain's Log, Stardate September 11th, 2008 Chris responds to Blanca sending his n00dz getting out on the internet.
13 September 2008 Captain's Log, Stardate September 13th, 2008 Turns out that wasn't Blanca he send his n00dz to, so everything's okay! Chris also calls out Jimmy Hill.
24 September 2008 Captain's Log, Stardate September 24th, 2008 Chris declares his eternal love for PandaHalo and sings "Never Gonna Give You Up" for her.
04 October 2008 We're Being Watched In a parody of Aeon Flux, Chris confronts the trolls spying on him and Blanca.
09 October 2008 Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2008 Chris admits he sent the medallion to Blanca, but claims she's sent it back and it looks different because he upgraded it.
13 October 2008 Captain's Log, Stardate Columbus Day, 2008 Chris praises LittleBigPlanet and complains that Jimmy Hill's Sonichu toy is just a recolor of a Sonic toy.
21 October 2008 Captain's Log, Stardate October 21st, 2008 Chris reveals that Blanca has broken up with him over the pictures he made of himself in his mother's underwear.
27 October 2008 Captain's Log, Stardate October 27th, 2008 Sonichu Q&A with the loyal Sonichu fanbase.
28 December 2008 Captain's Log, Stardate December 28th, 2008 Condolences for Ryan Cash, the boy who killed himself out of despair of ever seeing Sonichu 8 completed.
06 January 2009 Captain's Log, Stardate January 6th, 2009 Chris announces a new partnership with Shigeru Miyamoto to produce a series of games.
08 January 2009 Captain's Log, Stardate January 8th, 2009 Chris threatens Gregg Mays and says he is not afraid to SHOW MY FANGS.
12 January 2009 Captain's Log, Stardate January 12th, 2009 Two videos in which Chris asserts that he is straight by showing everyone his girlie posters.
15 January 2009 Captain's Log, Stardate January 15th, 2009 Chris forbids everyone from looking at his article on ED.
18 January 2009 Captain's Log, Stardate January 18th, 2009 Chris again asserts his heterosexuality, this time by stomping on the vibrator that has been in his ass.
19 January 2009 Chris's Plea to Clyde Cash Chris begs Clyde Cash not to do anything crazy regarding his dead brother Ryan; he assures Clyde that he'll get a girlfriend one day and that'll fix everything.
21 January 2009 Captain's Log, Stardate January 21st, 2009 Announcement of the launch of sonichu.info, and by the way Chris thinks his grade school principal molested him.
26 January 2009 Captain's Log, Stardate January 26th, 2009 Chris announces he's returned from Red Mond
30 January 2009 Captain's Log, Stardate January 30th, 2009 Chris rages about Reggie Fils-Aimé opposing true love.
31 January 2009 Captain's Log, Stardate January 31st, 2009 Apology/plea for help to Reggie Fils-Aimé concerning the last video.
05 February 2009 Captain's Log, Stardate February 5th, 2009 Chris announces he is gay(bian) in two different videos.
06 February 2009 Captain's Log, Stardate February 6th, 2009 Explanation of the gaybian videos and official destruction of the vibrator.
08 February 2009 Captain's Log, Stardate February 8th, 2009 Introduction of sonichuandrosechu.com. Chris hopes for the wellbeing of PandaHalo, whom he fears will be killed in Australian brushfires.
10 February 2009 Captain's Log, Stardate February 10th, 2009 Chris shows off the letter from Nintendo which confirms there is no Sonichu project and he's been an idiot for the past two months.
18 February 2009 Captain's Log, Stardate February 18th, 2009 Apology to all homosexuals.
23 February 2009 Captain's Log, Stardate February 23rd, 2009 Chris waxes Shakespearean for Julie. He also farts a lot.
04 March 2009 Captain's Log, Stardate March 4th, 2009 Announcements regarding the abrupt end of the Julie saga and the status of BILLY MAYS being mayor of CWCville.
10 March 2009 Captain's Log, Stardate March 10th, 2009 Chris reads from Leviticus to demonstrate God hates homos.
18 March 2009 Captain's Log, Stardate March 18th, 2009 Chris gives a shout-out to Ivy.
26 March 2009 Captain's Log, Stardate March 26th, 2009 Chris angrily demands that people stop harrassing Megan.
27 March 2009 Captain's Log, Stardate March 27th, 2009 Tard rage beyond max thousands. Chris tells everyone to "BACK THE FUCK OFF!" and expresses a desire to strangle Clyde Cash.
09 April 2009 Captain's Log, Stardate April 9th, 2009 Chris launches his new CChanSonichu YouTube account and cwcville.com. He thanks Ivy for fixing his biological clock and says he can FEEL THE COSMOS!
12 April 2009 Captain's Log, Stardate Easter Sunday, 2009 Announcement of the release of Episode 19 on cwcville.com. Chris gives a shout-out to Ivy, her crabs, and hsi dead girlfriend's sister.
17 April 2009 Captain's Log, Stardate April 17th, 2009 Chris apologizes for cybering with Vanessa Hudgens when he was supposed to stay faithful to Ivy.
23 April March 2009 Captain's Log, Stardate April 23rd, 2009 Chris calls out Clyde Cash for a final showdown.
28 April 2009 Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009 Two videos in which Chris tries to explain why he made perverted videos for Ivy and then insist that Ivy is not a troll tricking him into embarrassing himself.
29 April 2009 Captain's Log, Stardate April 29th, 2009 Apology for delays in the completion of Episode 19.
03 May 2009 Captain's Log, Stardate May 3rd, 2009 Chris makes his case for why his Wikipedia page should be restored.
22 May 2009 Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009 Putting the Ivy saga behind him, Chris vows to give the trolls no more food to feed off of. He also invites potential sweethearts to meet him in person. No darkies, please.
01 July 2009 Captain's Log, Stardate July 1st, 2009 Denial of involvement in the death of BILLY MAYS
07 July 2009 Captain's Log, Stardate July 7th, 2009 Second denial of involvement in the death of BILLY MAYS.
22 July 2009 Captain's Log, Stardate July 22nd, 2009 First video acknowledgement of the brown-striped impostor.
29 July 2009 Captain's Log, Stardate July 29th, 2009 Chris explains he's not gay, or a troll, or selling Sonichu merchandise. Also he speaks Spanish in an attempt to show up the impostor.
03 August 2009 Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2009 Chris reprises his 2005 future message video to explain that he understands why he is trolled and that he appreciates the trolls' efforts.
12 August 2009 Captain's Log, Stardate August 12th, 2009 Chris is shocked that upon his request for fan art he has received a wave of pornography featuring Sonichu and Rosechu raping their children.
13 August 2009 Captain's Log, Stardate August 13th, 2009 Chris insists the SingStar Challenge isn't over yet and plays White Strips for KissMeKate
16 August 2009 Captain's Log, Stardate August 16th, 2009 A bunch of boring thoughts about Guitar Hero and other shit.