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The Pixelated PS3 was shown to still exist by [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 29th, 2009|29 September 2009]]. Luckily for Chris, he didn't overheat and destroy his PS2 by entombing it in so much plastic shit. The whereabouts of it after [[10 January 2014]] are unknown. | The '''Pixelated PS3''' is a Frankensteinian abomination made by [[Chris]] that combines a slimline PS2 with a casing made of randomly-colored (apparently ''black'' is a rare and coveted color) Lego and [[Pixelblocks]]. It appeared in a video of the same name that was created in [[November 2006]], as a submission to [[Adult Swim|''Robot Chicken'']]'s "What would you do for a [[PS3]]?" contest. The video appears in somewhat poor quality on ''[[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)]]'', but he also uploaded a better version of the same footage to his original [[YouTube#Sonichu (May 2007 – September 2008)|YouTube]] account some time prior to 31 October [[2007]]. | ||
The Pixelated PS3 was shown to still exist by [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 29th, 2009|29 September 2009]]. Luckily for Chris, he didn't overheat and destroy his PS2 by entombing it in so much plastic shit. The whereabouts of it after [[10 January 2014]] are unknown, presumed molten by [[Trolls|fans]]. | |||
It should also be noted that Chris [[slow-in-the-minds|actually required notes]] so he could remember his basic, awkward-sounding lines. | It should also be noted that Chris [[slow-in-the-minds|actually required notes]] so he could remember his basic, awkward-sounding lines. | ||
There is another version of this video on the Director's Cut of Chris's DVD. However, it has yet | There is another version of this video on the Director's Cut of Chris's [[DVD]]. However, it has not yet been released to the masses. | ||
==Video== | ==Video== | ||
{{Infobox/video | {{Infobox/video | ||
| name = Pixelated PS3 | | name = Pixelated PS3 | ||
| | | ytid = kZacuPLitNk | ||
| stardate = 28 [[November 2006]] | | stardate = 28 [[November 2006]] | ||
| subject = {{Television|text}}, {{Video games|text}} | | subject = {{Television|text}}, {{Video games|text}} | ||
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| shirt = {{ClassicShirt|text}} | | shirt = {{ClassicShirt|text}} | ||
| other = {{Leaked|[[DVD|Leaked]]}} | | other = {{Leaked|[[DVD|Leaked]]}} | ||
| previous = [[ | | previous = [[Harvey_Birdman_commercial#Chris.27_entry|Harvey Birdman commercial]] | ||
| next = [[Christian_Weston_Chandler's_FUTURE_MESSAGE#Watch|Christian Weston Chandler's <br> FUTURE MESSAGE]]}} | | next = [[Christian_Weston_Chandler's_FUTURE_MESSAGE#Watch|Christian Weston Chandler's <br> FUTURE MESSAGE]]}} | ||
{{quote|I'd throw away the cure for autism...''if I had it!''}} | {{quote|I'd throw away the cure for autism... ''if I had it!''}} | ||
=== Transcript === | === Transcript === | ||
Hello. My name is Christian Weston Chandler, from [[Ruckersville, Virginia]]. [''[[ | Hello. My name is Christian Weston Chandler, from [[Ruckersville, Virginia]]. [''[[Chris and brand loyalty|sings to the tune of the Klondike Bar jingle]]''] "What would you do for a [[PS3]]?" What I would do for a PS3? ''I'' tell ya what I'd do! | ||
''Well'', if I had the [[monthly tugboat|money]], I'd wait in line! Like all the other people did with their ''tents'' and all that good stuff. I'd throw away the cure for [[autism]]...''if I had it!'' 'Cause I wanna get rid of that | ''Well'', if I had the [[monthly tugboat|money]], I'd wait in line! Like all the other people did with their ''tents'' and all that good stuff. I'd throw away the cure for [[autism]]... ''if I had it!'' 'Cause I wanna get rid of that dog – doggone, long – life-long curse that I've had. [''looks at piece of paper with scribbled-down notes''] And, uh... oh, yeah! I would trade in my... PS2 for another thing! Or, uh, otherwise, um... I'd make one from ''wood'' [[Duck|if it was hard enough!]] | ||
But you know what ''I'' did? ''I'' did it! [''reaches down and picks up fake PS3''] I made it--made one from Legos and [''voice cracks with excitement''] ''Pixelblocks!'' | But you know what ''I'' did? ''I'' did it! [''reaches down and picks up fake PS3''] I made it--made one from Legos and [''voice cracks with excitement''] ''Pixelblocks!'' | ||
And | And – believe it or not... I actually play ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' on this thing! [''switches to a deep voice and Scottish accent''] ''[[Random-access humor|Thunderhorse!]]'' [''reaches towards the camera to turn off recording''] | ||
==Gallery== | ==Gallery== | ||
<gallery> | <center><gallery> | ||
Image:0783-LegoPS3AndGuitar.JPG | Image:0783-LegoPS3AndGuitar.JPG | ||
Image:0784-LegoPS3-1.JPG | Image:0784-LegoPS3-1.JPG | ||
Image:0785-LegoPS3-2.JPG | Image:0785-LegoPS3-2.JPG | ||
</gallery> | </gallery></center> | ||
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{{PS3Saga}} | |||
{{CWC on TV}} | {{CWC on TV}} | ||
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[[Category:Sony]] | [[Category:Sony]] | ||
[[Category:PS3]] | [[Category:PS3]] | ||
[[Category:Chris-chan videos before 2007| 2006-11-28]] | [[Category:Chris-chan videos before 2007|2006-11-28]] | ||
[[Category:Videos published to Sonichu]] | |||
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The Pixelated PS3 is a Frankensteinian abomination made by Chris that combines a slimline PS2 with a casing made of randomly-colored (apparently black is a rare and coveted color) Lego and Pixelblocks. It appeared in a video of the same name that was created in November 2006, as a submission to Robot Chicken's "What would you do for a PS3?" contest. The video appears in somewhat poor quality on Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :), but he also uploaded a better version of the same footage to his original YouTube account some time prior to 31 October 2007.
The Pixelated PS3 was shown to still exist by 29 September 2009. Luckily for Chris, he didn't overheat and destroy his PS2 by entombing it in so much plastic shit. The whereabouts of it after 10 January 2014 are unknown, presumed molten by fans.
It should also be noted that Chris actually required notes so he could remember his basic, awkward-sounding lines.
There is another version of this video on the Director's Cut of Chris's DVD. However, it has not yet been released to the masses.
Video
| Pixelated PS3 | |
| Direct link | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 28 November 2006 |
| Subject Matter |  Television,  Video Games
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| Performance Style |  Comedy,  Crazy
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| Shirt |  The Classic
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| Other |  Leaked
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| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous Harvey Birdman commercial |
next Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE |
| “ | I'd throw away the cure for autism... if I had it! | ” |
Transcript
Hello. My name is Christian Weston Chandler, from Ruckersville, Virginia. [sings to the tune of the Klondike Bar jingle] "What would you do for a PS3?" What I would do for a PS3? I tell ya what I'd do!
Well, if I had the money, I'd wait in line! Like all the other people did with their tents and all that good stuff. I'd throw away the cure for autism... if I had it! 'Cause I wanna get rid of that dog – doggone, long – life-long curse that I've had. [looks at piece of paper with scribbled-down notes] And, uh... oh, yeah! I would trade in my... PS2 for another thing! Or, uh, otherwise, um... I'd make one from wood if it was hard enough!
But you know what I did? I did it! [reaches down and picks up fake PS3] I made it--made one from Legos and [voice cracks with excitement] Pixelblocks!
And – believe it or not... I actually play Guitar Hero on this thing! [switches to a deep voice and Scottish accent] Thunderhorse! [reaches towards the camera to turn off recording]
Gallery
| ⇐ Harvey Birdman commercial | Chris's videos | Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE ⇒ |
 PS3 Hacking Saga
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People: Chris (JenkinsJinkies • Bill Riley) • Clyde Cash • Jack Thaddeus • Surfshack Tito • BlueSpike • Samantha Thaddeus • Katie Bay • Liquid Chris • Champthom • PandaHalo | ||
| The Games: | The Prizes: | |
|---|---|---|
| Coinciding Sagas: Clyde Cash, Julie, Tito, First Exile, Jackie, | ||