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In ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' Chris refers to beer in all instances as "Reeb". | In ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' Chris refers to beer in all instances as "Reeb". | ||
At first glance this seems odd until you realize Chris still thinks Sonichu is targeted towards children, and so, he feels he must censor any mention of alcohol in the comic. This is a common theme in English-translated anime shows such as [[Dragon Ball Z]] and [[Pokémon]]. | At first glance this seems odd until you realize Chris still thinks Sonichu is targeted towards children, and so, he feels he must censor any mention of alcohol in the comic. This is a common theme in [[English]]-translated anime shows such as ''[[Dragon Ball Z]]'' and ''[[Pokémon]]''. | ||
Possessing or drinking alcohol was also one of the worst crimes to commit in [[CWCville]], and could have led to a $1500 fine or 10 years in prison<ref>[[Chris Chan Q&A 27 October 2008]]</ref> (the fact that Chris thinks that 10 years in prison and a $1500 fine are interchangeable is indicative of his broader attitude towards [[money]]). It is also interesting to note that this punishment is much more lenient than the CWCville penalty for [[homosexuality]].<ref>[[Mailbag 31#Magi-Chan knows when you fuck|Mailbag 31]]</ref> And you thought Chris was intolerant. | Possessing or drinking alcohol was also one of the worst crimes to commit in [[CWCville]], and could have led to a $1500 fine or 10 years in prison<ref>[[Chris Chan Q&A 27 October 2008]]</ref> (the fact that Chris thinks that 10 years in prison and a $1500 fine are interchangeable is indicative of his broader attitude towards [[money]]). It is also interesting to note that this punishment is much more lenient than the CWCville penalty for [[homosexuality]].<ref>[[Mailbag 31#Magi-Chan knows when you fuck|Mailbag 31]]</ref> And you thought Chris was intolerant. | ||
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"Reeb" is the drink of choice for the drunkards at [[4-cent_garbage.com]]. | "Reeb" is the drink of choice for the drunkards at [[4-cent_garbage.com]]. | ||
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Like shoving things up his ass, alcohol was something that Chris used to preach against until he tried it and discovered he loved the pleasant effect.
Background
He considered alcohol a "slow-acting poison" in his Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE video. Alcohol is also mentioned in Vivitheg's AIM chat, where in line 309, he mentions that he would not go to a singles bar because of it (and cigarettes). When asked about it in Mumble Chat 2, he stated that it "causes liver dysfunction and likely bar fights and automobile accidents".
Discovery
Despite this, a video of Chris drinking a Long Island Iced Tea was uploaded to YouTube on 12 June 2009 perhaps showing us Chris will be willing to throw all his principles out the window when chances of being around a female arise. Following the events of June 4th, Chris is guilty of drunk-driving.
Hypocrisy
The citizens of CWCville themselves, however, are forced to consume only CWC Cola, a cola made with Chris's secret ingredient that would taste better be fit for human consumption if only it had a little rum or whiskey in it.
Chandler family and alcohol
It is interesting to note that Cole Smithey mentions that Bob and Barbara Chandler met at a bar and acted like a couple of drunken losers.
The Chandler family has an (unsurprising) history with alcohol. Chris's maternal great-grandfather, Robert Pettis Wynn "drank heavily and had a girlfriend during the time he was married. Family stories say he failed to provide even the most basic support for his wife and children ...there are others who say he was a moonshiner."[1]
In the comic
In Sonichu Chris refers to beer in all instances as "Reeb".
At first glance this seems odd until you realize Chris still thinks Sonichu is targeted towards children, and so, he feels he must censor any mention of alcohol in the comic. This is a common theme in English-translated anime shows such as Dragon Ball Z and Pokémon.
Possessing or drinking alcohol was also one of the worst crimes to commit in CWCville, and could have led to a $1500 fine or 10 years in prison[2] (the fact that Chris thinks that 10 years in prison and a $1500 fine are interchangeable is indicative of his broader attitude towards money). It is also interesting to note that this punishment is much more lenient than the CWCville penalty for homosexuality.[3] And you thought Chris was intolerant.
In his Rollin' and Trollin' video he announced that the prohibition had been repealed. Hopefully this will curb the bootlegging mafioso who held the city in a grip of pleasant distraction from the horrors of being ruled by Christian Weston Chandler.
"Reeb" is the drink of choice for the drunkards at 4-cent_garbage.com.
Sauces
See also
- Bob Chandler and Barbara Chandler
- 4-cent garbage.com, where the workers often drink reeb
- Captain's Log, Stardate October 27th, 2008, where the CWCville crime is mentioned
- Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE, where he gives "advice" on the subject
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