It's UGH!
It's UGH! is a video "Chris" uploaded on 24 July 2009 before removing it a short time later in usual CWC fashion. The video features the impostor begrudgingly singing along to the song Ok2bgay by Tomboy, which had been uploaded to his previous account when it was hacked in June. At the end of the video he curses at Jack Thaddeus (who had made Chris hump his PS3 within the same day) and "Samantha whatever."
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[Up until 0:36, the only audio from the video is the song Ok2bgay. Chris starts singing at 0:37, in a very unsettling voice. Chris actually talks at 4:04.]
It's okay to be gay, let's rejoice with the boys in the gay way
Hooray for the kind of man that you will find in the gay way
It's okay to be gay, let's rejoice with the boys in the gay way
Hooray for the kind of man that you will find in the gay way
Father figures we are
You're a shooting star you come so far
I was once in your shoes
In a closet like you
I had nothing to lose
Hey man gay man pick up the soap
Get on your knees and pray
Hey man gay man
Release your load
You've got to cease to delay
The gay way
It's okay to be gay, let's rejoice with the boys in the gay way
Hooray for the kind of man that you will find in the gay way
Hooray! For the man!
Ooh, strong man
Queen of the balls
Some brotherly love is a pleasure for all
Come out
Open your eyes
It's a matter of size
Hey man gay man pick up the soap
Get on your knees and pray
Hey man gay man
Release your load
you've got to cease to delay
The gay way
It's okay to be gay, let's rejoice with the boys in the gay way
Okay to be gay!
Hooray for the kind of man that you will find in the gay way
Sing hallelujah (sing hallelujah)
It's getting to ya (it's getting to ya)
Hey! Ho! Mo! Hey! Ho! Mo! Hey! Ho!
Now remember
There's a big difference between kneeling down and bending over
It's okay to be gay, let's rejoice with the boys in the gay way
It's okay!
Hooray for the kind of man that you will find in the gay way
West is where you should go
To San Francisco
I get that you know
Would you gather my face
So united we stand in a gay parade
A human serenade
Hooray for the kind of man that you will find in the gay way
It's okay to be gay, let's rejoice with the boys in the gay way
Hooray for the kind of man that you will find in the gay way
It's okay to be gay!
Ugh. Yech. Ung... uck. Damn you, Jack Thaddeus slash Samantha whatever.
Remake
Jack Thaddeus, not satisfied with a video of Chris singing in a dumb voice and covering most of the camera as part of Chris's attempt, wanted a version of Chris singing it with more vigor.
"It's____", a remake of "It's UGH!" was uploaded on the following day, 25th July 2009. Chris is seen disguised with a Groucho mask, along with the hat and jacket of his Officer Nasty sex doll. The search tags read out, "It's a Mockery you damn dirty homos." He changes some of the pronouns of the lyrics to "she". At the last sentence of the video, he says that it's not okay to be gay, as yet another feeble attempt to "outwit" the trolls.
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It's okay be gay, let's rejoice with the boys in the gay way
Hooray for the kind of man that you will find in the gay way
It's okay to be gay, let's rejoice with the boys in the gay way
Hooray for the kind of man that she will find in the gay way
Father figures we are
You're a shooting star you've come so far
I was once in your shoes
In a closet like you
I had nothing to lose
Hey man gay man pick up the soap
Get on your knees and pray
Hey man gay man
Release your load
You've got to cease to delay
The gay way
It's okay to be gay, let's rejoice with the boys in the gay way
Hooray for the kind of man that she will find in the gay way
Hooray! For the man!
Ooh, strong man
queen of the balls
some brotherly love is a pleasure for all
Come out
open your eyes
it's a matter of size. Siiiiize
Hey man gay man pick up the soap
Get on your knees and pray
Hey man gay man
Release your load
you've got to cease to delay
The gay way
It's okay to be gay, let's rejoice with the boys in the gay way
Okay to be gay!
Hooray for the kind of man that you will find in the gay way
Sing hallelujah
It's getting to ya
Hey! Ho! Mo! Hey! Ho! Mo! Hey! Homo dork!
Now remember
There's a big difference between kneeling down and bending over
It's okay to be gay! ...'sokay to be gay! let's rejoice with the boys in the gay way
It's okay!
Hooray for the kind of man that she will find in the gay way
West is where you should go
To San Francisco
I get that you know
Would you gather my face
So united we stand in a gay parade
A human serenade (cough)
(mumbling) Hooray! Hooray! Hooray! for the kind of man that she will find in the gay way
It's okay to be gay, let's rejoice with the boys in the gay way
Hooray for the kind of man that you will find in the gay way
It's not okay to be gay!