Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV

From CWCki
Revision as of 20:01, 25 September 2010 by Magi-chan (talk | contribs)
Jump to navigation Jump to search
These guys had no idea what was coming

Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV is a video Chris uploaded on 25 September 2010. Chris addresses the video to someone called "Lars", the ex-boyfriend of one of Chris's sweethearts. He then proceeds to re-enact the fate of HMS Titanic using a LEGO boat, apparently with Lars aboard. The grand finale is Chris destroying the boat and some LEGO characters with his feet.

Video

Lars' Ship has Sunk
Search for video YouTube, archive
Stardate 25 September 2010
Subject Matter GalpalsGalpals Gal Pals, ViolenceViolence Violence, PowerPower Power
Performance Style CrazyCrazy Crazy, SmugSmug Smug
Shirt BrickFest 2000Brickfestshirt.png BrickFest 2000
OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos
previous
Song for Jackie.MOV
next
Current


The consequences will never be the same
Chris on breaking LEGO
File:ChrisAging.jpg
It's easy to see why she would dumped Lars, right?

Transcript

Good afternoon. This message goes out to an ex of mine, dear belove- my dear beloved sweetheart's, who goes by the name of Lars. Who had a session [means to say "an obsession"], with model boats! [Presents Lego boat] And here is a Titanic-like boat! He is piloting it! Let's see what happens to his boat!

[Moves "boat" down to mat of some kind]

[High pitched voice] "Oh, look at me! I'm sailing in my Titanic-like boat which was originally for my girlfriend! Who is now Chris's girlfriend! And today was our anniversary! This twenty fifth of September - Oh no! What this! An iceberg!" [Wails and breaks boat apart]

It gets better. You know what. Because... Here comes the demolition team that finds... th-the remains... of the sunken ship. [Steps on the "ship"] Boom! Boom! [Cackles] Oh, and here's the captain of the ship! The remains of him anyway! Peoww! [Crushes figurine underfoot, then zooms in] Weak as dirt.

[Points upwards] The consequences will never be the same. Lars, you are no match for me and my muscles. [Licks his lips as if about to speak again - video ends]


Song for Jackie.MOV Chris's videos Current