New Address

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New Address is a video Chris uploaded on 27 September 2010. This is the third video in as many days where Chris has worn the same shirt, despite his previous video being sponsored by a brand of soap.

Description

Dude, I will throw you and knock you out as swiftly and easily as I threw that JetSki. Yeah!!!

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New Address
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Stardate 27 September 2010
Subject Matter TrollsTrolls Trolls
Performance Style SmugSmug Smug
Shirt BrickFest 2000Brickfestshirt.png BrickFest 2000
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Transcript

Hello, Lars. I got your email, and I gotta tell you, you're a dang loser for hiding behind a picture of a black man. A dang photograph. Anyway, it's over! It's over! You've lost! You're history! You're kaput! You could've-you had your chance with Jackie but you gonna- YOU LOST, BUDDY, YOU LOST! You just kept concentrating on your daaaayng boats all day and all night, ignoring HER needs, and her desires.

(Chris licks his lips)Now she's with a real man. I will satisfy her needs, and her desires. And if you ever wanna be happy with yourself, you GROW UP! You grow up! And you stop thinkin' about yourself, YEEEEAAAAH! (Raises his arms in the air) You grow up, stop thinkin about yourself, YEAAH! (Throws the miniature toy boat he's holding. It hits the ceiling and lands on the floor behind him. Chris flinches and ducks to avoid his own projectile)

You mess with me and her, you're gonna deal with me definitely. Down to the last sweat, or breath.

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