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The '''Pixelated PS3''' is a Frankenstein-esque abomination that combines a slimline PS2 with a casing made of randomly-colored (apparently ''black'' is a rare and coveted color) Lego and [[Pixelblocks]], which [[Chris]] submitted to [[Wikipedia:Robot Chicken|''Robot Chicken'']]'s "What would you do for a [[PS3]]?" contest. The Pixelated PS3 was shown to still exist by [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 29th, 2009|29 September 2009]].
The '''Pixelated PS3''' is a Frankensteinian abomination made by [[Chris]] that combines a slimline PS2 with a casing made of randomly-colored (apparently ''black'' is a rare and coveted color) Lego and [[Pixelblocks]]. It appeared in a video of the same name that was created in [[November 2006]], as a submission to [[Adult Swim|''Robot Chicken'']]'s "What would you do for a [[PS3]]?" contest.


==Video==
The Pixelated PS3 was shown to still exist by [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 29th, 2009|29 September 2009]]. Luckily for Chris, he didn't overheat and destroy his PS2 by entombing it in so much plastic shit. The whereabouts of it after [[10 January 2014]] are unknown, presumed molten by [[Trolls|fans]].


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It should also be noted that Chris [[slow-in-the-minds|actually required notes]] so he could remember his basic, awkward-sounding lines.


{{quote|I'd throw away the cure for autism… ''if I had it!''}}
There is another version of this video on the Director's Cut of Chris's [[DVD]]. However, it has not yet been released to the masses.


===Transcript===
==Video==
 
{{Infobox/video
Hello. My name is Christian Weston Chandler, from [[Ruckersville, Virginia]].
| name          = Pixelated PS3
 
| ytid          = kZacuPLitNk
[[Image:0784-LegoPS3-1.JPG|thumb|175px|The PPS3 in all its non-glory]]
| stardate      = 28 [[November 2006]]
 
| subject        = {{Television|text}}, {{Video games|text}}
[''sings''] “What would you do for a [[PS3]]?”
| style          = {{Comedy|text}}, {{Crazy|text}}
 
| shirt          = {{ClassicShirt|text}}
What I would do for a PS3? ''I'' tell ya what I'd do!
| other          = {{Leaked|[[DVD|Leaked]]}}
 
| previous      = [[Harvey_Birdman_commercial#Chris.27_entry|Harvey Birdman commercial]]
''Well'', if I had the money, I'd wait in line! Like all the other people did with their ''tents'' and all that good stuff.
| next          = [[Christian_Weston_Chandler's_FUTURE_MESSAGE#Watch|Christian Weston Chandler's <br> FUTURE MESSAGE]]}}
 
I'd throw away the cure for [[autism]]… ''if I had it!'' 'Cause I wanna get rid of that dog-- doggone, long-- life-long curse that I've had.
 
And, uh… oh, yeah! I would trade in my… PS2 for another thing!
 
Or, uh, otherwise, um… I'd make one from ''wood'' if it was hard enough!
 
But you know what ''I'' did? ''I'' did it!


[''reaches down and picks up fake PS3'']
{{quote|I'd throw away the cure for autism... ''if I had it!''}}


I made it-- made one from Legos and [''voice cracks with excitement''] ''Pixelblocks!''
=== Transcript ===
Hello. My name is Christian Weston Chandler, from [[Ruckersville, Virginia]]. [''[[Chris and brand loyalty|sings to the tune of the Klondike Bar jingle]]''] "What would you do for a [[PS3]]?" What I would do for a PS3? ''I'' tell ya what I'd do!


And - believe it or not… I actually play ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' on this thing!
''Well'', if I had the [[monthly tugboat|money]], I'd wait in line! Like all the other people did with their ''tents'' and all that good stuff. I'd throw away the cure for [[autism]]... ''if I had it!'' 'Cause I wanna get rid of that dog – doggone, long – life-long curse that I've had. [''looks at piece of paper with scribbled-down notes''] And, uh... oh, yeah! I would trade in my... PS2 for another thing! Or, uh, otherwise, um... I'd make one from ''wood'' [[Duck|if it was hard enough!]]


[''reaches towards the camera to turn-off recording'']
But you know what ''I'' did? ''I'' did it! [''reaches down and picks up fake PS3''] I made it--made one from Legos and [''voice cracks with excitement''] ''Pixelblocks!''
[''briefly pretends to play fake PS3 like a guitar'']


[''switches to a deep voice and Scottish accent''] ''Thunderhorse!''
And – believe it or not... I actually play ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' on this thing! [''switches to a deep voice and Scottish accent''] ''[[Random-access humor|Thunderhorse!]]'' [''reaches towards the camera to turn off recording'']


==Gallery==
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Image:0785-LegoPS3-2.JPG
</gallery></center>


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Latest revision as of 13:25, 8 January 2022

The Pixelated PS3 is a Frankensteinian abomination made by Chris that combines a slimline PS2 with a casing made of randomly-colored (apparently black is a rare and coveted color) Lego and Pixelblocks. It appeared in a video of the same name that was created in November 2006, as a submission to Robot Chicken's "What would you do for a PS3?" contest.

The Pixelated PS3 was shown to still exist by 29 September 2009. Luckily for Chris, he didn't overheat and destroy his PS2 by entombing it in so much plastic shit. The whereabouts of it after 10 January 2014 are unknown, presumed molten by fans.

It should also be noted that Chris actually required notes so he could remember his basic, awkward-sounding lines.

There is another version of this video on the Director's Cut of Chris's DVD. However, it has not yet been released to the masses.

Video

Pixelated PS3
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Direct link YouTube, archive
Stardate 28 November 2006
Subject Matter TelevisionTelevision Television, Video gamesVideo games Video Games
Performance Style ComedyComedy Comedy, CrazyCrazy Crazy
Shirt Classic ShirtClassic Shirt The Classic
Other LeakedLeaked Leaked
OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos
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Christian Weston Chandler's
FUTURE MESSAGE


“ I'd throw away the cure for autism... if I had it! ”

Transcript

Hello. My name is Christian Weston Chandler, from Ruckersville, Virginia. [sings to the tune of the Klondike Bar jingle] "What would you do for a PS3?" What I would do for a PS3? I tell ya what I'd do!

Well, if I had the money, I'd wait in line! Like all the other people did with their tents and all that good stuff. I'd throw away the cure for autism... if I had it! 'Cause I wanna get rid of that dog – doggone, long – life-long curse that I've had. [looks at piece of paper with scribbled-down notes] And, uh... oh, yeah! I would trade in my... PS2 for another thing! Or, uh, otherwise, um... I'd make one from wood if it was hard enough!

But you know what I did? I did it! [reaches down and picks up fake PS3] I made it--made one from Legos and [voice cracks with excitement] Pixelblocks!

And – believe it or not... I actually play Guitar Hero on this thing! [switches to a deep voice and Scottish accent] Thunderhorse! [reaches towards the camera to turn off recording]

Gallery

  • 0783-LegoPS3AndGuitar.JPG
  • 0784-LegoPS3-1.JPG
  • 0785-LegoPS3-2.JPG
⇐ Harvey Birdman commercial Chris's videos Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE ⇒
PS3Test.png PS3 Hacking Saga PS3Test.png
The Players

People: Chris (JenkinsJinkies • Bill Riley) • Clyde Cash • Jack Thaddeus • Surfshack Tito • BlueSpike • Samantha Thaddeus • Katie Bay • Liquid Chris • PandaHalo

E-mails and Chats:
Jack Thaddeus (1 • 2 • 3) • Samantha • Katie Bay (1 • 2 • 3 • 4 • 5 • 6) • Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails
The Games: The Prizes:
Coinciding Sagas: Clyde Cash, Julie, Tito, First Exile, Jackie,
Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)

Regular DVD: Sonic Watch & Win Sweepstakes • "Song of Christian" • Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway • Chris Chan in the PokéNews • The City of Cwicville Tour! • Animal Crossing Documentary • The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special • "So Need a Cute Girl" • "All I Want For Christmas Is a Pretty Girlfriend" • Harvey Birdman commercial • Pixelated PS3 • FUTURE MESSAGE • KCWC broadcast • CWC Slideshow Notes • Slideshow images
Director's Cut: ChandlerFamilyChristmas2004 • ChrisAfterChristmas2004

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