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'''Cakefarts''' (leaked as ''fyfdriryjehvsdthyjvdj.mp4 [SaveYouTube.com]'') is a video made on 18 [[July 2011]] and leaked on 25 [[February 2012]] in which Chris sits his naked ass on a [[Chris and money|$9]] [[Obesity|chocolate cake]] for [[Jackie]]'s amusement. While it can not be seen on the censored version, there is already a piece (a little less than a fourth) of the cake taken out, meaning that either Chris (or Barb) had eaten some of this cake before its untimely end. It was inspired by the [http://www.cakefarts.com Cakefarts] shock site. | '''Cakefarts''' (leaked as ''fyfdriryjehvsdthyjvdj.mp4 [SaveYouTube.com]'') is a video made on 18 [[July 2011]] and leaked on 25 [[February 2012]] in which Chris sits his naked ass on a [[Chris and money|$9]] [[Obesity|chocolate cake]] for [[Jackie]]'s amusement. While it can not be seen on the censored version, there is already a piece (a little less than a fourth) of the cake taken out, meaning that either Chris (or Barb) had eaten some of this cake before its untimely end. It was inspired by the [http://www.cakefarts.com Cakefarts] shock site. | ||
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Heeey Jackie-pie! Mmm. You know what I like da most? Cake farts. | Heeey, Jackie-pie! Mmm. You know what I like da most? Cake farts. | ||
''[Chris proceeds to finger the cake, followed by licking his digit]'' | ''[Chris proceeds to finger the cake, followed by licking his digit]'' | ||
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''Chris has the words [[Random-access humor|"AWESOME SAUCE"]] written in barely legible script on his ass. One of the S's is the wrong way around, and there is scribbled out attempt at writing the word awesome.'' | ''Chris has the words [[Random-access humor|"AWESOME SAUCE"]] written in barely legible script on his ass. One of the S's is the wrong way around, and there is scribbled out attempt at writing the word awesome.'' | ||
Awesome... Sauce... There it is: Sauce. Ass dance! | Awesome... Sauce... There it is: Sauce. Ass dance! Ass dance! See me do the ass dance! Do wacka do! [[Random-access humor|Shake my funky monkey ass,]] give me beans I'll give you gas! | ||
''[Chris flails about like a retard in order to make his deformed [[duck|dick]] jiggle]'' | ''[Chris flails about like a retard in order to make his deformed [[duck|dick]] jiggle]'' | ||
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''[Performs the act for which the video is named, in turn getting an erection]'' | ''[Performs the act for which the video is named, in turn getting an erection]'' | ||
What the hell am I doing here? ''[Finishes smearing ass with [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|chocolate cake]]]'' What the hell am I doing? I paid nine American | What the hell am I doing here? ''[Finishes smearing ass with [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|chocolate cake]]]'' What the hell am I doing? I paid nine American dollars for this cake. That's a lotta yen. Kawaii! Bye, Japan. | ||
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Cakefarts (leaked as fyfdriryjehvsdthyjvdj.mp4 [SaveYouTube.com]) is a video made on 18 July 2011 and leaked on 25 February 2012 in which Chris sits his naked ass on a $9 chocolate cake for Jackie's amusement. While it can not be seen on the censored version, there is already a piece (a little less than a fourth) of the cake taken out, meaning that either Chris (or Barb) had eaten some of this cake before its untimely end. It was inspired by the Cakefarts shock site.
The "ass dance" is a reference to the Adult Swim cartoon, Shin-Chan, which involves the titular character pulling down his pants, showing his ass, and dancing around.
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Transcript
Heeey, Jackie-pie! Mmm. You know what I like da most? Cake farts.
[Chris proceeds to finger the cake, followed by licking his digit]
Mmm. Let's get this done.
Chris has the words "AWESOME SAUCE" written in barely legible script on his ass. One of the S's is the wrong way around, and there is scribbled out attempt at writing the word awesome.
Awesome... Sauce... There it is: Sauce. Ass dance! Ass dance! See me do the ass dance! Do wacka do! Shake my funky monkey ass, give me beans I'll give you gas!
[Chris flails about like a retard in order to make his deformed dick jiggle]
Let's do this.
[Performs the act for which the video is named, in turn getting an erection]
What the hell am I doing here? [Finishes smearing ass with chocolate cake] What the hell am I doing? I paid nine American dollars for this cake. That's a lotta yen. Kawaii! Bye, Japan.
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