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| | [[Image:0822-EP12-5P6-4.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's room is cluttered with toys, or technically [[Fire|was]].]] |
| | [[Image:Plastic_Reef.jpeg|thumb|right|What Chris' toy collection probably looks like today.]] |
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| Chris has accumulated a grand number of '''toys''' over the course of his life, most of which are displayed in [[Chris's room|his room]]; this page lists them. Chris has claimed that he is holding on to them for his [[Reginald Chandler|future]] [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|children]].<ref>[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 4]]</ref> However, he has also admitted to be still purchasing and playing with toys as an adult.<ref>[[Mumble 8#Comics and Toys (1:09:27 - 1:17:43)]]</ref> At one point he revealed that he plays with his toys around 2-3 hours a day.<ref>[[Mailbag 25#In which Chris tells us how many hours he plays with toys a day]]</ref> | | [[Chris]] has accumulated a grand number of '''toys''' over the course of his life, most of which are displayed in his [[room]]. He has claimed that he's holding on to them for his [[Reginald Chandler|future]] [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|children]].<ref>[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 4]]</ref> However, he has also admitted to be still purchasing and playing with toys as an adult.<ref>[[Mumble 8#Comics and Toys (1:09:27 - 1:17:43)]]</ref> At one point he revealed that he plays with his toys around 2-3 hours a day.<ref>[[Mailbag 25#In which Chris tells us how many hours he plays with toys a day]]</ref> |
| [[Image:0822-EP12-5P6-4.jpg|thumb|400px|CWC's main use of plastic crap is either decorating his [[room]] with it [[sex toys|or shoving it up his ass]].]]
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| [[Image:Plastic_Reef.jpeg|thumb|400px|[[Destruction_Of_Chris%27s_House|This]] is probably what Chris' toy collection looks like today.]]
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| For those ''[[Hanky-panky|other]]'' kinds of toys, see [[Sex toys|here]].
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Chris's room is cluttered with toys, or technically
was.
Chris has accumulated a grand number of toys over the course of his life, most of which are displayed in his room. He has claimed that he's holding on to them for his future children.[1] However, he has also admitted to be still purchasing and playing with toys as an adult.[2] At one point he revealed that he plays with his toys around 2-3 hours a day.[3]
Alpha Team
| 6776-1 Ogel Control Center
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$50
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City/Town
| 7892 Hospital
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$50
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| 6337-1 Fast Track Finish
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$40
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| 6517 Water Jet
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$3
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| 7240-1 Fire Station
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$30
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| Possible total
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$123
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Exo-Force
Exo-Force was created to attract basement dwelling
anime freaks to Lego. which made it the perfect theme for Chris.
| 7700 Stealth Hunter
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$15
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| 7701 Grand Titan
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$15
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| 7712-1 Supernova
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$20
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| 7703 Fire Vulture
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$15
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| Possible total
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$65
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Make and Create
| 4881-1 Robo Platoon
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$10
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| 4097-1 Mini Robots
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$10
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| Possible total
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$20
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Ninja
The Flying Ninja Fortress was a fortress for flying ninjas, not a fortress that flew.
| 6093 Flying Ninja Fortress
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$90
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Space
| 6949 Robo-Guardian
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$36
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| 6975-1 Alien Avenger
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$60
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| Possible total
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$96
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| 7146 TIE Fighters (two purchased)
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$40 ($20 each)
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| 7106-1 Droid Escape
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$6
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| Possible total
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$46
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Western
Total
Assuming recommended retail prices (RRP) the total comes to at least:
Plush
Great Eastern Sonic plush
Great Eastern Knuckles plush
Figures
Jazwares Tails
ReSaurus Sonic
ReSaurus Knuckles
ReSaurus Tails
ReSaurus Big the Cat
ReSaurus Rose
ReSaurus E102 Gamma
Toy Island Sonic Space Fighter
Toy Island Dr Eggman
Toy Island Sonic
Toy Island Shadow
Assuming highest prices.
Transformers: Generation One
Megatron (seen in "CWC is Angry"). Note: this is the Japanese reissue edition. Probably $75–$125 from an online retailer.
| Megatron
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$100 (median)
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| Ultra Magnus
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$100
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| Afterburner
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$15
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Transformers: Generation Two
| Optimus Prime
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$30 (at least)
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Optimus Prime ($30 at initial retail, probably more if Chris bought it from the secondary market)
Transformers: Beast Wars
| Transmetal Optimus Primal
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$20 ($15 and 20)
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Transformers: Beast Machines
| Scavenger
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$10 ($7 and 10)
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Transformers: Armada
| Jetfire w/ Comettor
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$30 ($25–30)
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| Megatron w/ Leader-1
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$30 ($25–30)
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| Optimus Prime w/ Sparkplug
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$50
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| Overload w/ Rollout
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$30
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| Cyclonus w/ Crumplezone
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$10
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| Sideways w/ Rook and Crosswise
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$12 ($10–12)
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| Unicron w/ Dead End
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$50
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| Total
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$212
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Transformers: Energon
| Demolishor w/ Blackout
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$12 ($10-12)
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| Total
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$12
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Transformers: Cybertron
| Brushguard
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$8 ($5-8)
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| Evac
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$30 ($25-30)
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| Cybertron Defense Hot Shot
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$12 ($10-$12)
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| Hot Shot
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$12 ($10-$12)
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| Jetfire
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$25 ($20-25)
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| Megatron ($40–50)
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$50 ($40-50)
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| Overhaul
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$8 ($5-8)
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| Override
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$12 ($10-$12)
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| Primus
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$50 ($40-50)
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| Red Alert
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$12 ($10-$12)
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| Scourge
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$25 ($20-25)
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| Sideways
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$12 ($10-$12)
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| Soundwave
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$25 ($20-25)
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| Thunderclash
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$12 ($6-8)
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| Undermine
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$8 ($5-8)
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| Unicron
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$12 ($10-$12)
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| Vector Prime
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$30 ($25-30)
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| Total
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$323
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Transformers (2007 film)
| Optimus Prime
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$50 ($40-50)
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Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
Anniversary Editions
| 20th Anniversary Optimus Prime
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($30–$75 at retail, depending on when Chris bought it)
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Transformers: Alternators
| Optimus Prime (Ford pickup truck
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$25 ($20-25 at retail)
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Transformers: Heroes of Cybertron
| Bumblebee w/ Spike Witwicky
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$5 ($3-5)
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Total
| Optimus Prime
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$874 (at least)
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My Little Pony is popular with little girls worldwide. Sadly, not even the poor ponies are exempt from entering Chris's twisted world. In italics are their new identities.
| Cutie Keen Bean
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$10'
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| Exclusive Lolligiggle (Educait)
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$20
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| Favorite Friends Rarity the Unicorn Pony Figure (Johnlamence -Cyber Warrior-)
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$20
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| Cutie Cascade Fairy Dust Pony (Camo-Flage, Mimmbo Boruto and Squall Metal Alchemest)
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$60 ($20 each, three purchased)
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| Crystal Princess Pretty Patterns Fancy (Ty Game)
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$20
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| Dress-Up Daywear Wing Wishes with Toola-Roola & Meadowbrook Pony[4]
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$50
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| Sweetberry Diva Pose (BottomBeck)
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$20
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| Sweet Breeze Pose (Honeysumerah and Modest Manna)
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$40 ($20 each, two purchased)
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| Seaspray Pose (Cheroki-Chan)
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$20
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| Beachberry Pose (Linnhadey and Federico)
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$40 ($20 each, two purchased)
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| Total
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$300
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Grand Total
And this isn't even counting all the crap we can't see or are unable to catalogue....
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