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Death stalks [[Chris]] at every turn, and as a result he is really poor when it comes to understanding and/or coping with death, be it the death of a human or an [[Patti Chandler|animal]]. | Death stalks [[Chris]] at every turn, and as a result he is really poor when it comes to understanding and/or coping with death, be it the death of a human or an [[Patti Chandler|animal]]. Most likely it comes from Chris's incredibly underdeveloped mind: kids often don't understand death until they're quite old, around 10-12 years, before that they just think it's "like sleeping forever" or "just leaving". Chris being inside a 7-year-old kid, he can only resort to these clumsy analogies to sort of understand death. | ||
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Revision as of 13:17, 6 August 2009
Death stalks Chris at every turn, and as a result he is really poor when it comes to understanding and/or coping with death, be it the death of a human or an animal. Most likely it comes from Chris's incredibly underdeveloped mind: kids often don't understand death until they're quite old, around 10-12 years, before that they just think it's "like sleeping forever" or "just leaving". Chris being inside a 7-year-old kid, he can only resort to these clumsy analogies to sort of understand death.
Patti Chandler
Patti was Chris' dog, and she died in June 2006. Chris apparently drew a picture of a crying Sonichu face on the signature confirming the euthanasia process.
RocketFox's Dad
RocketFox's Dad used to be an alcoholic, but recovered and stayed sober for ten years. However, his liver failed and he passed away in mid-October 2008. When RocketFox asked Chris for advice on how to cope, Chris considered it an "accident" and went on a spiel about how bad alcohol was.[1] About eight months later, Chris became a huge hypocrite...
Sarah Jackson
A former heartsweet of Chris (and Decepticon) who was killed in a car crash carefully executed plan by Optimus Prime. SPOILERS: A troll.
Ryan Cash
Ryan was Clyde's brother who was a huge fan of Sonichu. After the comics were delayed over and over, Ryan fell into a depression and committed suicide. Chris, of course, reacted to this in an inconsiderate manner, telling Clyde and his family to "just move on."
PandaHalo
Despite being 1,000+ km away from the brushfires, Chris assumed PandaHalo was dead. She is actually alive and kicking but Chris still doesn't know this. After her "death," he went to find another sweetheart to mass debate to.
Sarah May
After being called "Julie" multiple times, Sarah May attempted suicide over Mumble. Chris then made an immature shout-out to her on a YouTube video, with tears faker than all his sweethearts combined.
Aunt Corrina
Chris's aunt Corrina had her funeral on Chris's birthday, which was also Shrove Tuesday, a Christian holiday that involves eating pancakes. Needless to say, Chris cared more about the pancakes than the funeral of his own aunt. Patti was also obtained from her (see the e-mail link above.)
Clyde Cash
At the moment, Chris has not mentioned anything acknowledging Clyde's death.
BILLY MAYS
In the video Captain's Log, Stardate July 1st, 2009, Chris only seems to be upset over people blaming him for Mays' death, and loudly denies that he was never the mayor of Cwcville. He doesn't even offer his condolences to Mays' family. Down the line, Chris selfishly adopts the idea that Mays was in fact his bodyguard and he died protecting Chris. He furthers this by stating that he was also his identical body double and "without the beard we'd look the same".
Ivy
Former sweetheart Ivy committed suicide after not being allowed to see Chris. Chris uploaded the CWC "Boyfriend" video as a memorial.
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