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| “ | Heeey, Jackie-pie! Mmm. You know what I like da most? Cake farts. | ” |
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Cakefarts (leaked as fyfdriryjehvsdthyjvdj.mp4 [SaveYouTube.com]) is a video made on 18 July 2011 and leaked on 25 February 2012 in which Chris sits his naked ass on a $9 chocolate cake for Jackie's amusement. While it can not be seen on the censored version, there is already a piece (a little less than a fourth) of the cake taken out, meaning that either Chris (or Barb) had eaten some of this cake before its untimely end. It was inspired by the Cakefarts shock site.
Because both links to the video are dead, this is one of the rarest videos from Chris in existence, and can now only be found on the website Motherless. And it's likely for a good reason, as it is now considered to be quite possibly one of the grossest things that Chris has ever produced.
The "ass dance" is a reference to the Adult Swim cartoon, Shin-Chan, which involves the titular character pulling down his pants, showing his ass, and dancing around.
Video
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This video has been removed from YouTube and/or elsewhere by Jerkops, and requires immediate replacement.
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| Cakefarts | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 18 July 2011 |
| Subject Matter |  Sex
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| Performance Style |  Crazy
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| Saga |  Jackie  Tomgirl
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| Shirt | Blue tank top |
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Transcript
Heeey, Jackie-pie! Mmm. You know what I like da most? Cake farts.
[The camera is then turned towards a backwards view of the table. Chris proceeds to finger the cake, followed by licking his digit]
Mmm. Let's get this done.
[Chris jumpily positions himself over the cake, as the viewers get a quite fine view of his duck and butt. He has the words "AWESOME SAUCE" written in barely legible script on his ass. One of the S's is the wrong way around, and there is scribbled out attempt at writing the word awesome.]
Awesome... Sauce... There it is: Sauce. [begins twerking and flailing around like a retard in order to make his deformed dick jiggle] Ass dance! Ass dance! See me do the ass dance! Do wacka do! Shake my funky monkey ass, give me beans I'll give you gas!
Let's do this.
[Sits down on cake, rises up, then performs the act for which the video is named, in turn getting an erection]
What the hell am I doing here? [Finishes smearing ass with chocolate cake; after more than a few uncomfortable seconds of seeing his butt and erect duck, he finally turns his face and body around to the camera] What the hell am I doing? I paid nine American dollars for this cake. That's a lotta yen. [To be precise, US$9 would be 915.28 yen.] Kawaii! Bye, Japan.
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