FullHouse
FullHouse is a video Chris uploaded on 25 October 2010. Chris sings the Full House theme with pretend guitar accompaniment. Surprisingly, this song is not about Snorlax's hoarding habits. Not surprisingly, he doesn't sing it so much as he slurs it to the point where it's hard to tell whether he even got the lyrics right or not. The fake breasts make a cameo appearance in this video as well.
Video
| FullHouse | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 25 October 2010 |
| Subject Matter |  Music
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| Shirt |  The Swamp Monster
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Transcript
Whatever happened to predictability [Chris performs a dramatic glasses removal, then puts the glasses back on.]
The milkman, the paperboy, evenin teevee
[incomprehensible] somebody tell me please.
This whole world's confusin' meeeee...eee
Clouds as mean as you've ever seen
And a bird who knows you're too
And a little boy sings inside you whisperin'
Kids don't sell your dreams, don't sue
Everywhere you look
There's a heart
A...hand to hold on to.
Everywhere you look
There's...a face
Of somebody who needs you
When you're lost out there and you're all alone
...waiting to carry you home
Everywhere you look
Everywhere you look
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