Don't Trust Any Homos Over There

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Chris uploads an "Audio Only" video despite him holding a sign the entire time. He imitates Uncle Ruckus, a self-hating black character from The Boondocks, and sings "Don't Trust Any Homos Over There", his own rendition of "Don't Trust Them New Niggas Over There". Chris often confuses the lyrics with the original song, with mention of their "nigga fingas" on the "trigga" and numerous black stereotypes attributed to homosexuals. Two hours later, Chris made another video called, "I'm sorry, Dude", apologizing to an acquaintance who saw this video (or at least, Chris thinks he did) and was offended.

This is the second time Chris imitates Uncle Ruckus, the first time being the BlueSpike PSN Chats.

The differences between both of these songs is that Chris replaced "Nigga" with "Homo", left the offending lyrics intact and added homophobic lyrics. The parallels between Uncle Ruckus and Chris are uncanny. Uncle Ruckus is a self-hating black man, who frequently denies his blackness at every given opportunity. Chris finds every opportunity to show off his homophobia and deny his homosexuality.

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Don't Trust Any Homos Over There
Stardate 15 June 2009
Subject Matter HomosHomos Homos, MusicMusic Music
Other AudioAudio Audio
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Transcript

Hello, my name in Uncle Ruckus, no relation. I'm going to sing y'all a song I just made up. It's called "Don't Trust Any Homos Over There." Sing along if you know the words.

Don't trust any homos over there

Leavin' their homo stank in the air

Them sappy lappy dumb homos

With their nigga fingers on the trigga'

Don't trust any homos over there!

Don't trust them crass nostrils over yonda

They suck up so much air, it'll make you wonda!

Don't trust them any homos

With their jabba flippin' jabber

Don't trust any homos over there

Woman and man make da baybies

Straight way is the way to play

No ifs, or buts, or maybes

Man plays with pussy to get that ticket to heaven

They stay true from 69 to 11

We be playin' hos over bros everyday

We get full pleasure and no sin and pain

Give no pity to those homos they going straight to hell

Don't trust any homos over there

Don't trust them crass nostrils over yonda

They suck up so much air, it'll make you wonda

Don't trust them any homos

With their jibber jabba flippin' jabber

And a nigger finger at the trigger!

Don't trust any homos over there

Source

See also

Chris's Big Night Out Chris's videos I'm Sorry, Dude