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[[File:Date.jpg|thumb|300px|A view of where Chris and "Jackie" did the do.]]
{{Quote|If it inspires me... if you really try your hardest... I will drive down to see you and pay for the hotel room myself. You won't have to pay a penny because I know you would have taken care of me in DC if you could have. I want to reward you because I know your heart is in the right place. And if you really, really show me how much it is... ;) I'll make sure you know mine is, too.|[[Jackie]] promises Chris [[hanky-panky]] for this video}}
'''Chris and Jackie's Date''' is a four-video series of a date between Chris (in full [[Tomgirl]] regalia) and [[Jackie]], here represented by a sex doll, leaked on 24 [[February 2012]]. Their romantic date consists of dancing in [[Chris's room]], a trip in [[Son-Chu]] to get some [[McDonald's]], eating it and then making out with the doll in his front yard, and Chris's attempt at re-enacting a viral video in a dressing room at the [[Ruckersville]] [[Mal-Wart|Wal-Mart]].<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wRjc2Qg-3Y music video]</ref>


The videos were originally leaked as ''one0612-hioghuyiogyo [SaveYouTube.com], two0612-vgiherqighbvpioerua [SaveYouTube.com], three0612-rqwehgiohcnracga [SaveYouTube.com]'' and ''four0612-hncu9tgohaeruxye [SaveYouTube.com]'', and data suggests that they were recorded on 11 [[July 2011]]. Throughout the videos, Chris speaks in an even higher pitch than usual, and enunciates in a revoltingly saccharine, babyish manner. Whether this is standard procedure for [[Tomgirl Saga|tomgirls]] or some sort of cutesy way of speaking to "Jackie" is unclear.


Background was provided when some [[Jackie E-mails 29|Jackie emails]] were leaked:
{{Quote| want you to get all dolled up on the 4th. And I want you to get one of your blow up dolls and dress it up too- but as me. Print out my picture or draw a picture of my face and put it over their's. Put me in gorgeous clothes so I look every part the proud girlfriend of the hottest Tomgirl in all of Virginia. Show me around town, take me to [[McDonalds]] or Starbucks or the movies. Let's have a ball and strut our stuff! Do my make up and pretend I can do your's! Then I want us to end our romantic evening at McIntire Park, watching the fireworks together under the stars. xoxox :D :D|Jackie}}
==Videos==
===One===


Skeet is the god of eternity at the McSpanky's fast food restaurant. Skeet calls everyone, "dude," and claims to be smart, but others see him as dim-witted. However, McSpanky's came to life and tried to destroy every other food joint and Skeet did not run away. When the restaurant was shot at the sun, the Space Bandits found the place and turned it into a spaceship. Believing that Skeet was the one responsible for this awesome technology, they vowed to find him and exploit his great wisdom, which they never did, for some reason.
{{Infobox/video
| name          = Chris and Jackie's Date 1
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|NFj45Zs4lmQ}}
| stardate      = 11 [[July 2011]]
| subject        = {{Sex|text}}
| style          = {{Crazy|text}}
| saga          = {{Jackie|text}} {{Tomgirl|text}}
| shirt          = {{Green tomgirl|text}}
| other          = {{Leaked|text}}
| previous      = [[100 2357.MOV]]
| next          = [[Chris_and_Jackie%27s_Date#Two|Chris and Jackie's Date 2]]
}}


Skeet, initially called upon as Skeetui Yoshimato, was raised in an exceedingly poor rice village in southern Koyushu. His grandfather was a war trained assassin who was tasked to eliminate U.S operatives. Although Skeetu's grandfather was Japanese, he was fluent in American English. This is why "Skeet" sounds like a typical American teenage boy. After many years of vigorous katana training on Mt. Fuji, Skeet traveled to the United States of America in hopes of beginniing a new life, honoring his ancestors in the process. Skeetui wanted to experience the American Dream, and thought working in fast food would be a good place to start. So, after moving to Retroville, Skeetui earned a job position as the cashier at McSpanky's. Soon, through hard work and dedication, he became employee of the month. This was an achievement unparalleled by any employee of McSpanky's. When Jimbo and two of his friends walked in and talked about getting a job at the restaurant, Skeetui made a seemingly irrational move by hiring the boys. However, Skeetui was a man who wanted to give these younger children an opportunity to straighten themselves out. Initially, two of his new employees worked well considering their age. However, Jimbo gave Skeetui trouble in a now-notorious incident in which Jimbo claimed to be smarter than the cash register, therefore stating he didn't need to use it. But, the cash register is used for tracking purposes, validating Skeetui's discontent with Jimbo. Later that night, Jimbo would sneak into McSpanky's and would commit vandalism by changing the interior to appear futuristic. As if this weren't the worst case, Jimbo also attached rockets to the restaurant, launching it into the air. As the restaurant was taking off, Skeetui was bravely saving the lives of men, women, and children alike by line backing them off the premise. However, time was very limited, causing the demise of our hero who, soon after, ascended into godhood. 
==== Transcript ====


  === Trivia ===
And now, Jackie-pie, I'm gonna go ahead and sweep you off your feet.


Skeetui was originally more powerful in the manga. However, he was nerfed to dish out less damage per second in the anime, as for Jimbo fans would complain.  
''[Turns camera to sex doll]'' Even though right now, you're sitting down.
Some look up to Skeetui as the Profit, and is thought to be the messiah that will return one day.
''[Sets camera up on a table and picks up "Jackie," swinging her around and making his own music of la's and da's, occasionally throwing in random phrases as lyrics.]''
Skeetui roughly translates to "sperm whale", according to fan translations.
 
It can be observed that Skeetui's main catchphrase is "dude".
''[He stops dancing and kisses the sex doll's lips (where his [[duck]] has inevitably been) and sets her down. He comes to turn the camera off.]''
 
===Two===
 
{{Infobox/video
| name          = Chris and Jackie's Date 2
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|i7NkpV_Vqzo}}
| stardate      = 11 [[July 2011]]
| subject        = {{Sex|Dating}}
| style          = {{Crazy|text}}
| saga          = {{Jackie|text}} {{Tomgirl|text}}
| shirt          = {{Green tomgirl|text}}
| other          = {{Leaked|text}}
| previous      = [[Chris_and_Jackie%27s_Date#One|Chris and Jackie's Date 1]]
| next          = [[Chris_and_Jackie%27s_Date#Three|Chris and Jackie's Date 3]]
}}
 
==== Transcript ====
 
And after having picked you up Jackie and giving you a good dance and song, we are now heading out to the restaurant. We're gonna have some fun, you know, in the car-- and sitting on the car and eating our food. Yep. Yum yum. Very very good. Yum yum.
 
''[Proceeds to spend the rest of the video [[Random-access humor|making strange "wacka doo" noises]].]''
 
===Three===
 
{{Infobox/video
| name          = Chris and Jackie's Date 3
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|CZoylxa3Q8w}}
| stardate      = 11 [[July 2011]]
| subject        = {{Sex|Dating & [[sex]]}}
| style          = {{Crazy|text}}
| saga          = {{Jackie|text}} {{Tomgirl|text}}
| shirt          = {{Green tomgirl|text}}
| other          = {{Leaked|text}}
| previous      = [[Chris_and_Jackie%27s_Date#Two|Chris and Jackie's Date 2]]
| next          = [[Chris_and_Jackie%27s_Date#Four|Chris and Jackie's Date 4]]
}}
 
==== Transcript ====
 
''["Jackie" is sitting on the hood of Chris's car, which is parked on his lawn. Chris comes by and sits down, [[Obesity|making the car shake noticeably]].]''
Okay, so Jackie and I, we're here at the McDonald's parking lot... we are sitting on top our car, after-- and we just enjoyed some apple-dippers and a Happy Meal.
 
''[Chris gropes the doll and moves it as a child would when making a toy speak and uses a [[sexism|shrill, high pitched voice]] while he [[Chris and reality|pretends Jackie is talking]].]''
 
''[As Jackie]'' It was really, really tasty, yes it was. And even better...my...my professor here...fed-fed me some of the apples...and I enjoyed that.
 
''[As himself]'' Yes, it was very enjoyable. Very good... So Jackie-pie, what'cha wanna do now?
 
''[As Jackie]'' I say we make out. And then see where it goes from there.
 
''[As himself]'' Alright.
 
''[Chris then proceeds to give "Jackie" a deep, open-mouthed kiss in the'' public parking lot of a McDonald's. ''He reaches past her and clicks an iPod or a radio. "[[Wikipedia:California Gurls|California Gurls]]" plays. Chris then moves the doll so that he his legs are wrapped around it, its legs around him. He makes out with it for a few seconds before doing a strange, [[gaybian|scissor-like]] sex act. He makes sex noises, switching between his voice and Jackie's. He kisses her again for a moment before returning to his strange humping. He then puts the doll on the hood of his car, turns the music off, and rushes to the camera.]''
 
God, it's hot out here.
 
===Four===
{{Honest}}
 
{{Infobox/video
| name          = Chris and Jackie's Date 4
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|Y1njcaeYmSs}}
| stardate      = 11 [[July 2011]]
| subject        = {{Sex|text}}
| style          = {{Crazy|text}}
| saga          = {{Jackie|text}} {{Tomgirl|text}}
| shirt          = {{Green tomgirl|text}}
| other          = {{Leaked|text}}
| previous      = [[Chris_and_Jackie%27s_Date#Three|Chris and Jackie's Date 3]]
| next          = [[Who's Your Brony?]]
}}
 
==== Transcript ====
 
Here we go.
 
[''Immediately starts humping the sex doll while making high-pitched moaning sounds'']
 
[''after 10 seconds, he turns the sex doll around into the doggy-style position before it goes off-camera, the blow-up doll going head first into his mold-coated bathtub.]
 
[''Resumes shrill, sexual moans that sound like a whimpering dog while thrusting the doll's behind.'']
 
[''Continues moaning suggestively'']
 
Yeah!
 
[''Moans some more. He pauses to reach over to something (water):'']
 
Whoopie! [''tosses water into the air as if "Jackie" climaxes & squirts everywhere.'']
 
[''Sighs of relief, wipes shirt on face from the [[Chris and Health|intensity]] and to remove Jackie-Pie's "cum" before turning the camera off'']
 
==References==
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{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[100 2357.MOV]]|nextlink=[[Who's Your Brony?]]}}
 
 
{{Sweetheart Videos}}
[[Category:Leaked videos]]
[[Category:Jackie Saga videos]]

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A view of where Chris and "Jackie" did the do.
“ If it inspires me... if you really try your hardest... I will drive down to see you and pay for the hotel room myself. You won't have to pay a penny because I know you would have taken care of me in DC if you could have. I want to reward you because I know your heart is in the right place. And if you really, really show me how much it is... ;) I'll make sure you know mine is, too. ”
Jackie promises Chris hanky-panky for this video

Chris and Jackie's Date is a four-video series of a date between Chris (in full Tomgirl regalia) and Jackie, here represented by a sex doll, leaked on 24 February 2012. Their romantic date consists of dancing in Chris's room, a trip in Son-Chu to get some McDonald's, eating it and then making out with the doll in his front yard, and Chris's attempt at re-enacting a viral video in a dressing room at the Ruckersville Wal-Mart.[1]

The videos were originally leaked as one0612-hioghuyiogyo [SaveYouTube.com], two0612-vgiherqighbvpioerua [SaveYouTube.com], three0612-rqwehgiohcnracga [SaveYouTube.com] and four0612-hncu9tgohaeruxye [SaveYouTube.com], and data suggests that they were recorded on 11 July 2011. Throughout the videos, Chris speaks in an even higher pitch than usual, and enunciates in a revoltingly saccharine, babyish manner. Whether this is standard procedure for tomgirls or some sort of cutesy way of speaking to "Jackie" is unclear.

Background was provided when some Jackie emails were leaked:

“ want you to get all dolled up on the 4th. And I want you to get one of your blow up dolls and dress it up too- but as me. Print out my picture or draw a picture of my face and put it over their's. Put me in gorgeous clothes so I look every part the proud girlfriend of the hottest Tomgirl in all of Virginia. Show me around town, take me to McDonalds or Starbucks or the movies. Let's have a ball and strut our stuff! Do my make up and pretend I can do your's! Then I want us to end our romantic evening at McIntire Park, watching the fireworks together under the stars. xoxox :D :D ”
Jackie

Videos

One

Chris and Jackie's Date 1
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And now, Jackie-pie, I'm gonna go ahead and sweep you off your feet.

[Turns camera to sex doll] Even though right now, you're sitting down. [Sets camera up on a table and picks up "Jackie," swinging her around and making his own music of la's and da's, occasionally throwing in random phrases as lyrics.]

[He stops dancing and kisses the sex doll's lips (where his duck has inevitably been) and sets her down. He comes to turn the camera off.]

Two

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And after having picked you up Jackie and giving you a good dance and song, we are now heading out to the restaurant. We're gonna have some fun, you know, in the car-- and sitting on the car and eating our food. Yep. Yum yum. Very very good. Yum yum.

[Proceeds to spend the rest of the video making strange "wacka doo" noises.]

Three

Chris and Jackie's Date 3
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Chris and Jackie's Date 4


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["Jackie" is sitting on the hood of Chris's car, which is parked on his lawn. Chris comes by and sits down, making the car shake noticeably.] Okay, so Jackie and I, we're here at the McDonald's parking lot... we are sitting on top our car, after-- and we just enjoyed some apple-dippers and a Happy Meal.

[Chris gropes the doll and moves it as a child would when making a toy speak and uses a shrill, high pitched voice while he pretends Jackie is talking.]

[As Jackie] It was really, really tasty, yes it was. And even better...my...my professor here...fed-fed me some of the apples...and I enjoyed that.

[As himself] Yes, it was very enjoyable. Very good... So Jackie-pie, what'cha wanna do now?

[As Jackie] I say we make out. And then see where it goes from there.

[As himself] Alright.

[Chris then proceeds to give "Jackie" a deep, open-mouthed kiss in the public parking lot of a McDonald's. He reaches past her and clicks an iPod or a radio. "California Gurls" plays. Chris then moves the doll so that he his legs are wrapped around it, its legs around him. He makes out with it for a few seconds before doing a strange, scissor-like sex act. He makes sex noises, switching between his voice and Jackie's. He kisses her again for a moment before returning to his strange humping. He then puts the doll on the hood of his car, turns the music off, and rushes to the camera.]

God, it's hot out here.

Four

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Chris and Jackie's Date 4
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Transcript

Here we go.

[Immediately starts humping the sex doll while making high-pitched moaning sounds]

[after 10 seconds, he turns the sex doll around into the doggy-style position before it goes off-camera, the blow-up doll going head first into his mold-coated bathtub.]

[Resumes shrill, sexual moans that sound like a whimpering dog while thrusting the doll's behind.]

[Continues moaning suggestively]

Yeah!

[Moans some more. He pauses to reach over to something (water):]

Whoopie! [tosses water into the air as if "Jackie" climaxes & squirts everywhere.]

[Sighs of relief, wipes shirt on face from the intensity and to remove Jackie-Pie's "cum" before turning the camera off]

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