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[''CWC removes his glasses and speaks inaudibly to the camera as "Lift Up Your Eyes" by the Christian church music group | [''CWC removes his glasses and speaks inaudibly to the camera as "Lift Up Your Eyes" by the Christian church music group "Planetshakers" plays over him. He puts his glasses down, removes his waistcoat and takes off a medallion inscribed with the phrase "THE TIME OF MY LIFE", which he shows to the camera and then discards. Using a safety razor (but no cream), he begins taking vertical and horizontal swipes across his chin with alarming force. The head comes loose from the handle and falls to the ground. He picks it back up, reattaches it and resumes. After a few more strokes, he does this again. After further scraping, he seems to put this razor down and pick up a new one. The head falls off yet again and he reattaches it and continues. After more shaving, he stops to check for unshaven areas; he then resumes, checks, resumes, checks, finds it to his satisfaction and the video ends''.] | ||
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Revision as of 19:37, 20 February 2010
That Goatee WILL Grow Back (officially Christian Weston Chandler - It Took Me Weeks to Perfect that Goatee, but it WILL Grow Back) is a video from 31 July 2009, in which Chris tries to go back to his old self to address concerns that he's an impostor based on the fact he doesn't wear his medallion, striped shirts, and having a goatee.
In it, Chris fails at shaving while Lift Up Your Eyes by Planetshakers plays in the background for emotional effect. Because, you know, it's definitely not creepy to violently shave yourself to Christian pop-rock.
If Chris was smart and taught how to shave properly, he would have used shaving cream (or at least some olive oil), soap, a mirror (which he got rid of to deter homosexual urges), and water, but because he's Chris he will have to put up with razor burn for the next two weeks.
Video
| Christian Weston Chandler - It Took Me Weeks to Perfect that Goatee, but it WILL Grow Back | |
| Stardate | 31 July 2009 |
| Performance Style |  Crazy
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| Saga |  Liquid
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| Shirt |  The Classic
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| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous CWC Update 29 July 2009 |
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Transcript
[CWC removes his glasses and speaks inaudibly to the camera as "Lift Up Your Eyes" by the Christian church music group "Planetshakers" plays over him. He puts his glasses down, removes his waistcoat and takes off a medallion inscribed with the phrase "THE TIME OF MY LIFE", which he shows to the camera and then discards. Using a safety razor (but no cream), he begins taking vertical and horizontal swipes across his chin with alarming force. The head comes loose from the handle and falls to the ground. He picks it back up, reattaches it and resumes. After a few more strokes, he does this again. After further scraping, he seems to put this razor down and pick up a new one. The head falls off yet again and he reattaches it and continues. After more shaving, he stops to check for unshaven areas; he then resumes, checks, resumes, checks, finds it to his satisfaction and the video ends.]