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[[Image:0822-EP12-5P6-4.jpg|thumb|400px|CWC's main use of plastic crap is either decorating his [[room]] with it [[sex toys|or shoving it up his ass]].]]
[[Image:0822-EP12-5P6-4.jpg|thumb|400px|CWC's main use of plastic crap is either decorating his [[room]] with it [[sex toys|or shoving it up his ass]].]]
[[Image:Plastic_Reef.jpeg|thumb|400px|[[Destruction_Of_Chris%27s_House|This]] is probably what Chris' toy collection looks today.]]


Chris has accumulated a grand number of '''toys''' over the course of his life, most of which are displayed in [[Chris's room|his room]]; this page lists them.  Chris has claimed that he is holding on to them for his [[Reginald Chandler|future]] [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|children]].<ref>[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 4]]</ref> However, he has also admitted to be still purchasing and playing with toys as an adult.<ref>[[Mumble 8#Comics and Toys (1:09:27 - 1:17:43)]]</ref> At one point he revealed that he plays with his toys around 2-3 hours a day.<ref>[[Mailbag 25#In which Chris tells us how many hours he plays with toys a day]]</ref>
Chris has accumulated a grand number of '''toys''' over the course of his life, most of which are displayed in [[Chris's room|his room]]; this page lists them.  Chris has claimed that he is holding on to them for his [[Reginald Chandler|future]] [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|children]].<ref>[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 4]]</ref> However, he has also admitted to be still purchasing and playing with toys as an adult.<ref>[[Mumble 8#Comics and Toys (1:09:27 - 1:17:43)]]</ref> At one point he revealed that he plays with his toys around 2-3 hours a day.<ref>[[Mailbag 25#In which Chris tells us how many hours he plays with toys a day]]</ref>

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CWC's main use of plastic crap is either decorating his room with it or shoving it up his ass.
File:Plastic Reef.jpeg
This is probably what Chris' toy collection looks today.

Chris has accumulated a grand number of toys over the course of his life, most of which are displayed in his room; this page lists them. Chris has claimed that he is holding on to them for his future children.[1] However, he has also admitted to be still purchasing and playing with toys as an adult.[2] At one point he revealed that he plays with his toys around 2-3 hours a day.[3]

Lego

Alpha Team

6776-1 Ogel Control Center $50

City/Town

7892 Hospital $50
6337-1 Fast Track Finish $40
6517 Water Jet $3
7240-1 Fire Station $30
Possible total $123

Exo-Force

Exo-Force was created to attract basement dwelling anime freaks to Lego. which made it the perfect theme for Chris.
7700 Stealth Hunter $15
7701 Grand Titan $15
7712-1 Supernova $20
7703 Fire Vulture $15
Possible total $65

Make and Create

4881-1 Robo Platoon $10
4097-1 Mini Robots $10
Possible total $20

Ninja

The Flying Ninja Fortress was a fortress for flying ninjas, not a fortress that flew.

6093 Flying Ninja Fortress $90


Space

6949 Robo-Guardian $36
6975-1 Alien Avenger $60
Possible total $96

Spider-Man

4856-1Doc Ock's Hideout $50

Star Wars

7146 TIE Fighters (two purchased) $40 ($20 each)
7106-1 Droid Escape $6
Possible total $46

Western

6755 Sheriff's Lock-Up $25

Total

Assuming recommended retail prices (RRP) the total comes to at least:

Total $515


Sonic the Hedgehog

Plush

Great Eastern Sonic plush

Great Eastern Knuckles plush

Figures

Jazwares Tails

ReSaurus Sonic

ReSaurus Knuckles

ReSaurus Tails

ReSaurus Big the Cat

ReSaurus Rose

ReSaurus E102 Gamma

Toy Island Sonic Space Fighter

Toy Island Dr Eggman

Toy Island Sonic

Toy Island Shadow

Transformers

Assuming highest prices.

Transformers: Generation One

Megatron (seen in "CWC is Angry"). Note: this is the Japanese reissue edition. Probably $75–$125 from an online retailer.

Megatron $100 (median)
Ultra Magnus $100
Afterburner $15

Transformers: Generation Two

Optimus Prime $30 (at least)

Optimus Prime ($30 at initial retail, probably more if Chris bought it from the secondary market)

Transformers: Beast Wars

Transmetal Optimus Primal $20 ($15 and 20)

Transformers: Beast Machines

Scavenger $10 ($7 and 10)

Transformers: Armada

Jetfire w/ Comettor $30 ($25–30)
Megatron w/ Leader-1 $30 ($25–30)
Optimus Prime w/ Sparkplug $50
Overload w/ Rollout $30
Cyclonus w/ Crumplezone $10
Sideways w/ Rook and Crosswise $12 ($10–12)
Unicron w/ Dead End $50
Total $212

Transformers: Energon

Demolishor w/ Blackout $12 ($10-12)
Total $12


Transformers: Cybertron

Brushguard $8 ($5-8)
Evac $30 ($25-30)
Cybertron Defense Hot Shot $12 ($10-$12)
Hot Shot $12 ($10-$12)
Jetfire $25 ($20-25)
Megatron ($40–50) $50 ($40-50)
Overhaul $8 ($5-8)
Override $12 ($10-$12)
Primus $50 ($40-50)
Red Alert $12 ($10-$12)
Scourge $25 ($20-25)
Sideways $12 ($10-$12)
Soundwave $25 ($20-25)
Thunderclash $12 ($6-8)
Undermine $8 ($5-8)
Unicron $12 ($10-$12)
Vector Prime $30 ($25-30)
Total $323

Transformers (2007 film)

Optimus Prime $50 ($40-50)

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

Skids $12 ($10-12)
Mudflap $12 ($10-12)
Total $24

Anniversary Editions

20th Anniversary Optimus Prime ($30–$75 at retail, depending on when Chris bought it)

Transformers: Alternators

Optimus Prime (Ford pickup truck $25 ($20-25 at retail)

Transformers: Heroes of Cybertron

Bumblebee w/ Spike Witwicky $5 ($3-5)

Total

Optimus Prime $874 (at least)

My Little Pony

My Little Pony is popular with little girls worldwide. Sadly, not even the poor ponies are exempt from entering Chris's twisted world. In italics are their new identities.

Cutie Keen Bean $10'
Exclusive Lolligiggle (Educait) $20
Favorite Friends Rarity the Unicorn Pony Figure (Johnlamence -Cyber Warrior-) $20
Cutie Cascade Fairy Dust Pony (Camo-Flage, Mimmbo Boruto and Squall Metal Alchemest) $60 ($20 each, three purchased)
Crystal Princess Pretty Patterns Fancy (Ty Game) $20
Dress-Up Daywear Wing Wishes with Toola-Roola & Meadowbrook Pony[4] $50
Sweetberry Diva Pose (BottomBeck) $20
Sweet Breeze Pose (Honeysumerah and Modest Manna) $40 ($20 each, two purchased)
Seaspray Pose (Cheroki-Chan) $20
Beachberry Pose (Linnhadey and Federico) $40 ($20 each, two purchased)
Total $300

Power Rangers

Wild Force Predazord $50

Grand Total

And this isn't even counting all the crap we can't see or are unable to catalogue....

Grand Total $1,739

References

  1. BlueSpike Skype Logs 4
  2. Mumble 8#Comics and Toys (1:09:27 - 1:17:43)
  3. Mailbag 25#In which Chris tells us how many hours he plays with toys a day
  4. (He took Toola-Roola's Antennae and put them on Meadowbrook. Toola-Roola's whereabouts are unknown)