Chris Calls Clyde Out
On 23 April 2009, after a nearly week-long silence, Chris finally speaks up again, this time calling out Clyde Cash. While this video begins like another rage-fest, we quickly see that Chris has gotten even more desperate. What follows is incomprehensible whining somehow directed as an insult to Clyde using racist Asian stereotypes showing everybody that he has no idea what a guido is. Scientists have yet to discover how public humiliation offends your enemies. Regardless, it provides for an earshattering two minutes.
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WARNING! This video features high levels of Tard Rage. |
Transcript
Hello, Mr Clyde. I have a bit of a message for you [sic] response to one you sent to me recently. [Pause, raises eyebrows] Yeah. Basically this is the impression I got from your message.
Oh look at me! I feel like a silly man! Look at me, my eyes? Don't look at my silly walk, look at my sill nee nyeh! I am the troll I should be so trollie I should be trollie yes ah gah dyeeeh! Look at mee! I've got an eyelid strip thing beblehbebeblehh! I could be more laaame! You want me to be more lyaaame? Everyone laaame! I built this City (shitty) Wall and City Wok, look at my silly walk! [Moves like a penguin] Eeee!
[Jump cut]
Oh, you forgot my silly walk?! See my City Wall? I give you a kick in the head, hiyaa! [Chris raises leg in view of camera] And punch you in the face hiyaaa! I throw something at you, pyooo! BIIIM! [Camera falls over]
[Jump cut]
And you know what else, I throw something else at you, hiyaa! [Camera falls over] Oh, and how 'bout this! I get ANGRY! [Chris grunts, growls, and looks a bit constipated. He roars at the camera up close and shakes his fists and PS3 controller] I will call you out, Mr Cush! [sic] I AM CALLING YOU OUT! [He holds his fist up to the camera and punches it]
[Video cuts to a calmer Chris in a fighting sort of stance]
Come on, trollman. Come out of your trollster's paradise. I'll give you a beatdown. [Waving fist at camera] You don't like that? Well. Tough cookies! [Chris holds a thumb up to the camera sideways with a "psh" noise, he pauses and punches at it again with another "psh" noise]
[The video cuts again to Chris looking pleased with himself. He appears to be about to say something, but decides against it]
Well Clyde, I'll be calling you out. I know you're in my neck of the woods somewhere, so...just come right on out, and find me. [Flashes a victory sign] Peace.